Quotes Quarantine

[Luca]

[20] <Kampfer> God, craigslist w4m sections are full of lulz.
[20] <Luca> Wham?
[20] <Kampfer> "Women looking 4 men"
[20] <Luca> Oh
[20] <Luca> Butterfaces everywhere?
[20] <Kampfer> This one, I'm sure, has to be a tranny.
[20] <Luca> Your hunch may be true
[20] <Luca> Your firsthand knowledge and all that considered
[20] <Revolver> Haw!
[20] * Kampfer punches Luca into space.
[20] <Luca> So totally worth it

 

[Demonblooded]

[12] <Demonblooded> 'lo Cyber.
[12] <Cy83rKru5h> yo
[12] <Cy83rKru5h> I GOT SHOT IN THA KNEE!!!
[12] <Cy83rKru5h> ^^
[12] <Gallant> TA KEENEE
[12] <Revolver> Could've been worse.
[12] <Revolver> Could've been shot in the bum.
[12] <Revolver> Or the pecker.
[12] <Cy83rKru5h> NOW IMA GET SHOT IN THA HEAD!!!
[12] <Cy83rKru5h> pecker-checker
[12] <Demonblooded> I'm about to piss anselm off.
[12] <Revolver> Lawls.
[12] <Cy83rKru5h> oh, reeeealy?
[12] <Demonblooded> Yeah.
[12] <Cy83rKru5h> ???
[12] <Cy83rKru5h> howsah?
[12] <Demonblooded> Red crap came out of the last guy.
[12] <Cy83rKru5h> ???
[12] <Cy83rKru5h> whut?
[12] <Demonblooded> I'm amout to pull you around the corner.
[12] <Cy83rKru5h> aw
[12] <Gallant> Hnm.
[12] <Cy83rKru5h> I'm not sure my noisemaker works around corners
[12] <Demonblooded> Might hurt.
[12] <Cy83rKru5h> if it's going to work at all
[12] <Cy83rKru5h> I'VE BEEN SHOT IN THE KNEE, DO YOUR WORST AND I'LL BUY YOU A ROUND OF DRINKS
[12] <Demonblooded> le, the first one which was greenish was from the vaporized cushioning gel, the second one which was reddish was new.
[12] <Cy83rKru5h> OH SHIT!!!
[12] <Demonblooded> Heh. le-crap.
[12] <Cy83rKru5h> I CAN'T BELIEVE I DIDN'T GET THAT!!!
[12] <Cy83rKru5h> now it all makes sense!!!
[12] <Cy83rKru5h> LE-FREAKIN-CRAP INDEED!!!
[12] <Cy83rKru5h> I'll either be suit tackled by you
[12] <Cy83rKru5h> or shot to shit by the enemy suits
[12] <Cy83rKru5h> or both
[12] <Cy83rKru5h> ...
[12] <Cy83rKru5h> *small voice* yay
[12] <Demonblooded> Like hell. I'm grabbing your ass and pushing you back towards Fian.
[12] * AoK has left #StarArmy
[12] <Cy83rKru5h> who is still changing
[12] <Cy83rKru5h> !!!
[12] <Cy83rKru5h> ...waitaminute
[12] <Cy83rKru5h> YOU BETTER NOT DIE!
[12] <Demonblooded> I have no intention of doing such rediculous things.
[12] <Cy83rKru5h> GOOD!
[12] <Cy83rKru5h> OR I SHALL HAVE TO SPEAK IN LARGE CAPS AT YOUR FUNERAL SERVICE!
[12] <Demonblooded> I'm about to blindfire around the corner after I shove you back into cover though.
[12] <Demonblooded> So stuff may still suck for us.
[12] <Demonblooded> AOP rounds are manuverable.
[12] <Cy83rKru5h> well shit-on-a-stick
[12] <Cy83rKru5h> oh fuck...
[13] <Demonblooded> Which could be anything from avoiding countermeasures to turning corners.
[13] <Cy83rKru5h> double fuck
[13] <Cy83rKru5h> fucktastic
[13] <Demonblooded> Ride's about to get bumpy.
[13] <Cy83rKru5h> fuckity fuck-fuck
[13] <Cy83rKru5h> how many more ways can I use the word fuck to express my displeasure
[13] <Demonblooded> Fucking FuckDamn is a popular one.
[13] <Zus> hahahahaha
[13] <Zus> ahahahahahahaha
[13] <Zus> DB and Cy83r, you guys remind me of army of two
[13] <Zus> and all the gay jokes that went with it
[13] <Zus> regardless of it's orientation.
[13] <Demonblooded> Well I'm in the army so heh.
[13] <Cy83rKru5h> quite, that's us, mansuit and all
[13] <Cy83rKru5h> AND I'M THE FALLGUY
[13] <Zus> ahahah
[13] <Cy83rKru5h> gtg bb ttyl, hope I don't die
[13] <Revolver> Mansuit~
[13] <Zus> I love how Trey is just sitting there "I'm guarding the MC whilst you morons get shot the hell up"
[13] <Demonblooded> Meh. Happens.
[13] <Cy83rKru5h> heh, we're freaking legendary
[13] <Demonblooded> I like how the guy with the fuckered up arm is out taking shots.
[13] <Cy83rKru5h> bb all, seeya tommorrow or something
[13] * Cy83rKru5h has quit IRC
[13] <Alia_Jyotsna> ...
[13] <Alia_Jyotsna> I hope someone QQed all that.

 

[TeslaTornado]

And thus, someone QQ'd all that. So it was Anselm that got shot!

 

[Kai]

ZUS STRIKES AGAIN!

[20] <Zus> Take that, Mu'tasim!
[20] <Kokuten> ?
[20] <Kokuten> OH SHIT.
[20] <Zus> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[20] <Exhack> Please edit your post for punctuation and spelling errors.
[20] <Zus> lulz.
[20] <Kokuten> I knew she was adorable.
[20] <Kokuten> I just knew it.
[20] <Zus> *evil laughter*
[20] <Zus> fixed, hack =P
[20] <Exhack> Fuck, I'm becoming Serhan.
[20] <Zus> it's okay
[20] <Exhack> Something that cute, and all I can do is tell you to fix your spelling. D:
[20] <Zus> I've been slowly becoming Zus.
[20] <Exhack> I'd normally be all-
[20] <Zus> at least you're becoming a man...
[20] <Exhack> MISCONSTRUING POTENTIAL...
[20] <Exhack> OVER 9000!
[20] <Zus> luuuulz

 

[Soresu]

Soresu> OH GAWD, LUCA IS BACK, QUICKLY, MAN THE TRANQ GUNS.
<Luca> Your tranqs cannot harm me, for I am superblah
<Soresu> OR HE WILL KARATE CHOP US ALL.
<Zus> Obviously, you need to Tranq the Man guns.
<Soresu> ...

 

[Gallant]

* Gamerofthegame ([email protected]) has joined #StarArmy
<Gamerofthegame> http://zip.4chan.org/tg/src/1234663657047.jpg
<Demonblooded> the supposed 25 series coming in is pretty much gaurenteed to get snatched by the local signal unit.
* Gamerofthegame ([email protected]) Quit (Client Quit)
<Tyler> gamer just 4chan bombed us..
<Gallant|OnDuty> Lol 4chan.
<Tyler> wtf

Bombs away?

* Peaceful_Iroma greets this strange explorer from the stars!
* Crazy_Yammie demands tribute.
* Crazy_Yammie thinks that you have grown too powerful in recent years and calls for a return to gunboat diplomacy.
* Itkatsu|Work blows Peaceful_Iroma's head of, in the long held Yamataian diplomat-greeting tradition
* Peaceful_Iroma asks why? Matter conversion and limitless energy makes any kind of economic tribute pointless.
* Crazy_Yammie believes it's the spirit of the thing that matters.
* Peaceful_Iroma decides that it would rather just have a tourism industry, since it pretty much has everything it needs.
* Peaceful_Iroma charges LAZORZ.
* Crazy_Yammie charges AETHER LAZORZ
* Peaceful_Iroma fires warning shots.
* Crazy_Yammie knows that warning shots are not authorized, and blows your brains out.
<Demonblooded> And YAMMIE fires orbital strikes.
<Peaceful_Iroma> IN YAMATAI: WARNING SHOT IS ORBITAL BOMBARDMENT. NOT VERY GOOD RIGHT NOW, BUT GREAT WARNING TO NEXT NATION.

 

[Kai]

Some editor's Notes, from a recent Iroma JP

[00] <@Kokuten> Two, you don't distance yourself, but you fail to truly acknowledge their prescense, which would mean you're just a bitch; Three, you have suppressed problems you 'refuse' to acknowledge, thus your emotions do not properly express themselves; or Four, you have 'Abbas Disease."
[00] <@Kokuten> <<make bitch bold*>>
[00] <@Kokuten> <<God damn, make this bitch bold>>
[00] <@Kokuten> <<Don't you forget it, motherfucker.>>
[00] <@Kokuten> <<God damn editors.>>

 

[DocTomoe]

Within the span of five seconds...

<DocTomoe> BEWARE I LIVE!
<DocTomoe> RUN RUN RUN!
* Fivemarks has quit ()

 

[Wes]

<Wes> Enishhuvursslar ?
<Soresu> Eh?
<Doshii> Yes, dear Tyler. Yes. *grins*
<Wes> No, wait, that would make their military the S.E.X.
<Wes> Instead of SMX
<Soresu> 'The S.E.X' would be epic.
<Savitar> wow.
<Savitar> just wow.
<Wes> Also I just realized it also makes their name start with ENIS like the epic robot.
<Savitar> Doshii, you suck. we're all entitled to our opinions aren't we?
<Soresu> Oh god Wes.
<Bee_King> Haha.

 

[Revolver]

<Luca> Oh wow, I just added a Door which explodes when punched
<Luca> And little bits of door go everywhere
<Soresu> ...to what?
<Luca> To somethin' I'm working on
<Soresu> And can we make these as traps on the SARP?
<Luca> I don't see why not
<Soresu> Heh.
<Exhack> Hrm...
<Exhack> I should make our hangar hallway walls made of exploding punch-sensitive materials.
<Exhack> As an anti-emo pilot countermeasure.

 

[TeslaTornado]

Gleaned from the Art Forum:

Alright, I'll try to make this as clear as possible:

Your ship is shaped like a penis.

 

[Dragonnova]

Hahaha.... I'll give a point to Wes for that one.

 

[Luca]

[15] <Itkatsu|Work> Party Van out the front in 5...
[15] <Luca> 4
[15] <Bee_King> 3
[15] <Kyoki> combo breaker?
[15] |<-- Fiannie has left irc.sorcery.net ()
[15] <Bee_King> D:
[15] <Itkatsu|Work> Jeez, look what you did

 

[Nevaraon]

"Ladies, ladies, calm down, all's well. I did saved you both with a lot of help from my crew,"

Ok, This didn't come from IRC, but from this site. 10 points to whoever can guess where it's from.

 

[Zack]

<Uso> So then....
<Uso> Jasmin is the hottest disney princess, discuss.
<Mini-Koku> Agreed
<Demonblooded> Seconded.
<Mini-Ringo> Thirded.
<Demonblooded> Motion passed. Add it to the records.

 

[Revolver]

Edited by Kampfer and posted in IRC:
View attachment ai43.tinypic.com_2v2fbqx.png

 

[Luca]

I agree with that picture.

 

[Dragonnova]

Ha! Brilliant.

EDIT: And I now notice the missile has a happy face on it.

 

[Kai]

BWAHAHAHAHA. For once, Kampfer got something right.

 

[Wes]

[21] <Wes> We've known each other for so long. You're heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it.
[21] <Alia_Joytsna> ...
[21] <Wes> This time we both know what's been going on. We know the game and we're gonna play it.
[21] <Alia_Joytsna> Are you rickrolling me?
[21] <Wes> IIIIIIIIIII just want to tell you how I'm feeling.
[21] <Alia_Joytsna> ...
[21] <Alia_Joytsna> Why?
[21] <Wes> Gotta make you understand.
[21] <Alia_Joytsna> ...