Star Army

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Quotes Quarantine

Dead men Walking said:
Gallant: Well, what'd I miss, today?
07:39 Vane: a massive orgy
DragonNova: Everything
Gallant: Well damn.
Vane: nova's still having to clean herself up
DragonNova: Those rabbits sure left a mess.
DragonNova: Kampfer needs to keep them in their cages. (Why am I cleaning up after them?
07:45 Vane: heh
07:47 Osaka reads...
Osaka: Nova is a rabbit?
Osaka blinks
DragonNova: No.
DragonNova: Kampfer only wishes.
Osaka: derp
Vane: nah she likes rabbits.......like that
Osaka: He'd put his
DragonNova: I've never had a rabit.
Osaka checks to see if Wes is around.
Osaka: Man parts
DragonNova: rabbit*
Osaka: In her.
Wes: >
DragonNova: Cept I'm not a rabbit.
Osaka: Goddamn censorship rules.
07:49 DragonNova: As much as I'm sure you all have your fantasies about me, keep a lid on it please. You'll offend Kampfer.
07:51 Vane: why should we worry about that? He lives to offend us
07:52 DragonNova: He's funny though, so we allow him.
Osaka puts rabbit ears on DragonNova.
DragonNova: I'm not a playboy bunny,Osaka. *Puts the Rabbit ears on Fivemarks*
Osaka: haw
07:53 Osaka: You're not really my type anyway.
DragonNova: I could make an insult out of that, but it's cheap and I won't.
Im keeping this as reference for when you are visited upon by fiery doom.
 
Soresu nods.
<Gallant> Oh god, pretty girl?
<Gallant> You mean we can be traps?
<Malik_IbnRashidan> Girls have a Penis, boys have a vagin
<Malik_IbnRashidan> FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
<Soresu> ACKBAR
<Malik_IbnRashidan> Typo
<Malik_IbnRashidan> TYPO
<DocTomoe> OWNED.
<Malik_IbnRashidan> TYPO
<Gallant> I'm skinny. Where's my dress?
<DocTomoe> OWNED SO HARD.
 
<Fianless-2610164> But Kyoki bonks people all the time
<OsakanOne> Agred.
<Kanfa-JotoHei> What.
<Kanfa-JotoHei> She does?
<OsakanOne> I'd like to bonk people as much as that lovely harlot does.
<Kanfa-JotoHei> What the hell? How? When? Why won't she bonk me?
<OsakanOne> You're Kampfer.
<OsakanOne> </discussion>
<Kanfa-JotoHei> ...
<Kanfa-JotoHei> Why is Osaka a jerk?
<OsakanOne> Kampfer do you like fishsticks?
<Kanfa-JotoHei> He's Osaka
<Kanfa-JotoHei> </discussion>
<Kanfa-JotoHei> No, I hate fishsticks.
<OsakanOne> Damn.
<OsakanOne> Well, I was going to insinuate you were gay.
<OsakanOne> Moony does it enough and it's always funny.
<Kanfa-JotoHei> Moonie's closet is smouldering.
 
Sublime wins the "out of Context Theater" Award, today.

[14] <Submarine> GOD DANGIT BOBBY THERE'S PROPANE IN MAH URETHRA
[14] <OsakanOne> wut
[14] <Kai> I, Have A Narrow Urethra.
[14] <SUBLIMEinal> ...

If you don't get it, you are not American.
 
<Exhack> YESS.
<Exhack> ART.
<Exhack> FINISHED.
<Exhack> SORT OF.
<Kyoki> mmmm! Chile mangos and pineapple~
<Soresu> I CAN SEE BAZOOKA BEWBS SERHAN NAO?
<Kyoki> ...OW. My nose... it burns! Curse you soresu!
<Soresu> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<SUBLIMEinal> ?
<Kai> ?
<Soresu> I think she spewed fruit through her nose.
Kyoki> no no. You didn't spew fruit
<Kyoki> it's just that I laughed and got a little bit of the chili... chile... up into my nose
<SUBLIMEinal> lolololololol eating fail
<Kai> Chili is food Chile is country.
<Kyoki> That's a REALLY long neck...
<Kyoki> Chilly is also a temp!
 
I knew there was a reason we kept him around.

[11] <OsakanOne> Oh god that was funny
So I've been sat here for like an hour
And it's hot
Like summer hot
And a bunch of flies come in together
Like lots
[11] And some mosquitos.
And for whatever reason
I look to the vacuum cleaner.
Which has this dyson detatchable nozzle thing that's like a rifle.
So I take the end off it
Put on the ghostbusters theme
And I sit there for like a minute
Just sucking flies up through the vacuum cleaner.
Funny shit.
I haven't laughed like that in a while.
[11] Serves the little buggers right for trying to bite me.
 
Christopher boards the Jeep and throws Soresu out the side.
<Christopher> MY JEEP!
* Soresu crashes to the ground, turning silvery metallic as he gets back up, and begins to run the jeep down, forming hooks from his hands.
* Christopher hits the breaks and lets Soresu slam into the jeep while running at about fifty miles an hour. after the impact, the jeep tears rubber again.
|<-- Soresu has left irc.sorcery.net (Client Quit)
<Christopher> WHOO!
<Christopher> JEEP KILL!
* Christopher does a stunt jump.
<Kyoki> o.O
 
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