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Quotes Quarantine

<Sixgun> What did you think of my Phoenix post? :3
<Tyler> haven't seen it yet
<Sixgun> AKA, the one included with my character app?
<Tyler> ooh. I skimmed it over but it looked good.
<Sixgun> "skimmed over" == "I checked out her cup size"
<Tyler> busted.
* Tyler is shamefaced
<Sixgun> Hahaha.
<Sixgun> I love you, Ty.
* Tyler won't ignore a busty woman :3
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[23] <ReallyIsCipher> But... But... The Platypus lays eggs! Wouldn't that technically make him gender neutral as well?
[23] <Luca> Platypuses are made from scraps on Mother Nature's cutting room floor
[23] -->| Fred has joined #StarArmy
[23] |<-- Fred has left irc.sorcery.net (Client Quit)
[23] <ReallyIsCipher> Did we just kick Fred out with our platypus talk?
[23] <Luca> Dunno.
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A discussion of FO3's endgame goes south quickly. Read the bold parts to ge tthe gist.

[12] <ReallyIsCipher> Did he turn to ashes when you shot him?
[12] <Abwehran_CMDR> hehehe, heat shot with plasma rifle made a final battle anti-climatic
[12] <Fred> I used a Chinese Assault Rifle at the end.
[12] <ReallyIsCipher> I fisticuff'd him in my undies.
[12] <Fred> VATS, target head, BAAM!
[12] <ReallyIsCipher> To prove that I'm MANLY.
[12] <Abwehran_CMDR> I horde my weapons expect the Hunting Rifle, Sniper Rifle, and Combat Shotgun
[12] <Abwehran_CMDR> except*
[12] <Fred> Jaelle was a woman, so, no need to prove anysort of manliness
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[12] * DragonNova should get around to making that paranoid Neko sniper she was considering.
[12] <Revolver> Someone who only snipes Neko, DN?
[12] <DragonNova> No
[12] <Revolver> Oh. ._.
[12] <Kai> hahaha
[12] <DragonNova> I mean the character being a neko. Sorry to disappoint you.
[12] <DragonNova> While that would be interesting, it'd be a bit too gimmicky.
[12] <Kai> we need to have some crazy genocidal mass murderers on Yamatai.
[12] * Abwehran_CMDR facepalms
[12] * Fian cant make a 'compensating' joke because all Nekos are females.
[12] <Fian> 'compensating for something'
[12] <Kai> Just, have them go on rampages and then get WTFPOWNED by the SAOY
[12] <DragonNova> Just because they're all female apparently doesn't stop them from being able to 'compensate.'
[12] <Revolver> I imagine a hard-ass Nep dude with a ton of scars. "I'm Duke. Duke Manmoutain. I'm a specialist. Yamatai has gone too far in their Ningen no Heiki series and when there's trouble, I get called in to take them out. I'm a neko sniper."
[12] <Revolver> Bang bang~
[12] <DragonNova> I just choked on my drink.
[12] <Revolver> Whoa.
[12] <Gamerofthegame> I lol'd.
[12] <Kai> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[12] <DragonNova> Duke Manmountain? Seriously?
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kai said:
[12] * Fian cant make a 'compensating' joke because all Nekos are females.
[12] <Fian> 'compensating for something'
[12] <DragonNova> Just because they're all female apparently doesn't stop them from being able to 'compensate.'
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And, to illustrate this point, a visual aid!
 

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Luca> 'Lo Doc
<Luca> Hmmn, nobody here
<Luca> PI IS EXACTLY 3
<Luca> GENE RAY IS CORRECT
<Luca> Whoa, there really IS nobody here
<Luca> FRENCH PEOPLE RUN PUBLIC TRANSPORT
<Luca> CANADIA WANTS TO TAKE OVER THE US WITH MIND CONTROLLING MAPLE SYRUP
<Luca> FRENCH CANADIA WANTS TO BECOME ITS OWN COUNTRY, SO DOES SICILLY
<Luca> TASMANIA TOO
<Luca> THE GOVERNMENT DEEMS THE INTERNET TO BE HERESY. and arbys too.
<Luca> Oh, and there are two things the government will Blam people for.
<Luca> Heresy, and interrupting them while they are speaking.
<Luca> Hold on there's a knock at the door.
<Luca> Uh oh.
=-= Luca is now known as INQUISITION
<INQUISITION> None of you saw a thing.
=-= INQUISITION is now known as Luca
|<-- Luca has left irc.sorcery.net (Quit: "Oh, noes! - Drownin'!")
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When one is alone and bored. Weird things happen.
 
[07] <Wes> https://wiki.stararmy.com/lib/exe/detail ... camou1.jpg This is the closest I got, but it's only to show the camo, not the uniform design
[07] <Wes> Sneak peak: http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/3084/c ... oncept.jpg WIP
[07] <Doshii> Hey Wes, what happened to Blueberry's uniform?
[07] <DocTomoe> That looks a lot like the other uniform Wes.
[07] <Fian> Taken off as a precursor to sex
[07] <Gamerofthegame> Sometimes I get a impression all of SAoY's resources are going into uniforms
[07] <Gamerofthegame> Constantly.
[07] * Doshii hits the drums for Fian.
[07] <Fian> Thank you very much, I'll be here all weekend.
[07] * Doshii dodges a tomato.
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[07] <Wes> The one in the "Sneak peek" I just posted is this: https://wiki.stararmy.com/doku.php?id=st ... rm_type_31
[07] <Wes> The skirt is non-standard. Zairyo wasn't sure what she was wearing for pants/skirt so he sent both
[07] <Doshii> Ahhhh.
[07] <Stovaa> art is good, arms are tiny
[07] <Kyoki> Aw, no skirt?
[07] <Kyoki> No accidental fanservice?
[07] * Fian pants falls off
[07] <Demonblooded> 'lo Cy83r.
[07] <Fian> opps.
[07] <Fian> F(i)anservice!
[07] * Kyoki headdesks
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<Vesper> Kai, you are aware 2/3 of your ship is cargo space?
<Kai> Huh?
<Vesper> 18k cubic meters would be required to carry 735 medium SSCC.
<OsakanOne> Vesper: In space, you need supplies.
<Wes> In space, no one can hear you scream for more toilet paper
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kai said:
[00] <Luca> I have bicycles on my feet.
[00] <Luca> Your argument is irrelevant
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