Star Army

Star ArmyⓇ is a landmark of forum roleplaying. Opened in 2002, Star Army is like an internet clubhouse for people who love roleplaying, art, and worldbuilding. Anyone 18 or older may join for free. New members are welcome! Use the "Register" button below.

Note: This is a play-by-post RPG site. If you're looking for the tabletop miniatures wargame "5150: Star Army" instead, see Two Hour Wargames.

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  • 📅 July 2024 is YE 46.5 in the RP.

Quotes Quarantine

<Sixgun> What did you think of my Phoenix post? :3
<Tyler> haven't seen it yet
<Sixgun> AKA, the one included with my character app?
<Tyler> ooh. I skimmed it over but it looked good.
<Sixgun> "skimmed over" == "I checked out her cup size"
<Tyler> busted.
* Tyler is shamefaced
<Sixgun> Hahaha.
<Sixgun> I love you, Ty.
* Tyler won't ignore a busty woman :3
 
[23] <ReallyIsCipher> But... But... The Platypus lays eggs! Wouldn't that technically make him gender neutral as well?
[23] <Luca> Platypuses are made from scraps on Mother Nature's cutting room floor
[23] -->| Fred has joined #StarArmy
[23] |<-- Fred has left irc.sorcery.net (Client Quit)
[23] <ReallyIsCipher> Did we just kick Fred out with our platypus talk?
[23] <Luca> Dunno.
 
A discussion of FO3's endgame goes south quickly. Read the bold parts to ge tthe gist.

[12] <ReallyIsCipher> Did he turn to ashes when you shot him?
[12] <Abwehran_CMDR> hehehe, heat shot with plasma rifle made a final battle anti-climatic
[12] <Fred> I used a Chinese Assault Rifle at the end.
[12] <ReallyIsCipher> I fisticuff'd him in my undies.
[12] <Fred> VATS, target head, BAAM!
[12] <ReallyIsCipher> To prove that I'm MANLY.
[12] <Abwehran_CMDR> I horde my weapons expect the Hunting Rifle, Sniper Rifle, and Combat Shotgun
[12] <Abwehran_CMDR> except*
[12] <Fred> Jaelle was a woman, so, no need to prove anysort of manliness
 
[12] * DragonNova should get around to making that paranoid Neko sniper she was considering.
[12] <Revolver> Someone who only snipes Neko, DN?
[12] <DragonNova> No
[12] <Revolver> Oh. ._.
[12] <Kai> hahaha
[12] <DragonNova> I mean the character being a neko. Sorry to disappoint you.
[12] <DragonNova> While that would be interesting, it'd be a bit too gimmicky.
[12] <Kai> we need to have some crazy genocidal mass murderers on Yamatai.
[12] * Abwehran_CMDR facepalms
[12] * Fian cant make a 'compensating' joke because all Nekos are females.
[12] <Fian> 'compensating for something'
[12] <Kai> Just, have them go on rampages and then get WTFPOWNED by the SAOY
[12] <DragonNova> Just because they're all female apparently doesn't stop them from being able to 'compensate.'
[12] <Revolver> I imagine a hard-ass Nep dude with a ton of scars. "I'm Duke. Duke Manmoutain. I'm a specialist. Yamatai has gone too far in their Ningen no Heiki series and when there's trouble, I get called in to take them out. I'm a neko sniper."
[12] <Revolver> Bang bang~
[12] <DragonNova> I just choked on my drink.
[12] <Revolver> Whoa.
[12] <Gamerofthegame> I lol'd.
[12] <Kai> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[12] <DragonNova> Duke Manmountain? Seriously?
 
kai said:
[12] * Fian cant make a 'compensating' joke because all Nekos are females.
[12] <Fian> 'compensating for something'
[12] <DragonNova> Just because they're all female apparently doesn't stop them from being able to 'compensate.'

And, to illustrate this point, a visual aid!
 

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Luca> 'Lo Doc
<Luca> Hmmn, nobody here
<Luca> PI IS EXACTLY 3
<Luca> GENE RAY IS CORRECT
<Luca> Whoa, there really IS nobody here
<Luca> FRENCH PEOPLE RUN PUBLIC TRANSPORT
<Luca> CANADIA WANTS TO TAKE OVER THE US WITH MIND CONTROLLING MAPLE SYRUP
<Luca> FRENCH CANADIA WANTS TO BECOME ITS OWN COUNTRY, SO DOES SICILLY
<Luca> TASMANIA TOO
<Luca> THE GOVERNMENT DEEMS THE INTERNET TO BE HERESY. and arbys too.
<Luca> Oh, and there are two things the government will Blam people for.
<Luca> Heresy, and interrupting them while they are speaking.
<Luca> Hold on there's a knock at the door.
<Luca> Uh oh.
=-= Luca is now known as INQUISITION
<INQUISITION> None of you saw a thing.
=-= INQUISITION is now known as Luca
|<-- Luca has left irc.sorcery.net (Quit: "Oh, noes! - Drownin'!")

When one is alone and bored. Weird things happen.
 
[07] <Wes> https://wiki.stararmy.com/lib/exe/detail ... camou1.jpg This is the closest I got, but it's only to show the camo, not the uniform design
[07] <Wes> Sneak peak: http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/3084/c ... oncept.jpg WIP
[07] <Doshii> Hey Wes, what happened to Blueberry's uniform?
[07] <DocTomoe> That looks a lot like the other uniform Wes.
[07] <Fian> Taken off as a precursor to sex
[07] <Gamerofthegame> Sometimes I get a impression all of SAoY's resources are going into uniforms
[07] <Gamerofthegame> Constantly.
[07] * Doshii hits the drums for Fian.
[07] <Fian> Thank you very much, I'll be here all weekend.
[07] * Doshii dodges a tomato.

[07] <Wes> The one in the "Sneak peek" I just posted is this: https://wiki.stararmy.com/doku.php?id=st ... rm_type_31
[07] <Wes> The skirt is non-standard. Zairyo wasn't sure what she was wearing for pants/skirt so he sent both
[07] <Doshii> Ahhhh.
[07] <Stovaa> art is good, arms are tiny
[07] <Kyoki> Aw, no skirt?
[07] <Kyoki> No accidental fanservice?
[07] * Fian pants falls off
[07] <Demonblooded> 'lo Cy83r.
[07] <Fian> opps.
[07] <Fian> F(i)anservice!
[07] * Kyoki headdesks
 
<Vesper> Kai, you are aware 2/3 of your ship is cargo space?
<Kai> Huh?
<Vesper> 18k cubic meters would be required to carry 735 medium SSCC.
<OsakanOne> Vesper: In space, you need supplies.
<Wes> In space, no one can hear you scream for more toilet paper
 
kai said:
[00] <Luca> I have bicycles on my feet.
[00] <Luca> Your argument is irrelevant
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(Now with Extra Heresy!)
 
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