TeslaTornado
Inactive Member
ROUND ONE
[10] <Cy83r-9> CHOMPADON!!!
[10] == Cy83r-9 has changed nick to Chompadon
[10] <Chompadon> ROOOOOOAAA
[10] * Chompadon munches a small floating apartment building
[10] == ReallyIsCipher has changed nick to Turok
[10] * Turok proceeds to kill the Chompadon
[10] * Chompadon notices Moonie is sticking out of a window
[10] * Turok stabs Chompadon in the skull with a knitting needle
[10] * Chompadon looks strangely at Turok "CHOMPADON" and eats him
[10] * Turok stabs Chompadon in the mouth
[10] * Chompadon ignores the tiny weapons of Turok
[10] * Turok gets a bigger weapon
[10] * Chompadon gets a bigger mouth
[10] <Turok> "TUROK NO UNDERSTAND"
[10] <Turok> "D:"
[10] * Itkatsu|Work inserts sexual inuendo into the previous statements
[10] <Chompadon> HAH
[10] * Chompadon eats Itaktsu's house
[10] * Itkatsu|Work moves to the seaside
[10] * Turok dumps Tabasco sauce onto Itka's house to force Chompadon to regurgitate me
[10] * Chompadon enjoys tabasco sauce and the seaside
[10] * Turok hangs on to the hilt of his machete and scratches his head before thinking of something:
[10] <Turok> "No-one can withstand the horrible taste of SOY BACON!"
[10] * Chompadon burps Turok out into space
[10] == Blas has changed nick to Blas_Dinner
[10] * Turok tries to drop a soy bacon bomb into Chompadon's mouth but fails horribly
[10] * Turok has self-detonated
