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Quotes Quarantine

Okay, I've resisted the urge to say "Wha?", but I can't any longer. I don't get what you guys mean, unless you missed my point of posting that quote.

The point was Osakan's random little Team Fortress 2 jingle in the middle of Wes' serious talk. I included the Wes part to show it was out of the blue, but apparently that's what you latched onto.
 
[19] <Itkatsu|Work> Reason: The Websense category "Games" is filtered.
[19] <Luca> Yeah well you're at work so don't complain about it
[19] <Luca> And get back to work slacker!
[19] <Itkatsu|Work> Finished all my work for the day
[19] <Luca> Keep working.
[19] <Itkatsu|Work> Nothing to do
[19] <Luca> Then leave early. If you have nothing better to do
[19] <Itkatsu|Work> As full-time staff I am required to do 38 hours a week, have to stick to my roster
[19] <Luca> Then do the next hour tomorrow
[19] <Itkatsu|Work> Last time I went home early after doing all my work I walked into a shitstorm the next day
[19] <Itkatsu|Work> Tomorrow I'll have less work to do than today
[19] <Luca> Your workplace is silly.
[19] <Itkatsu|Work> I've been saying the exact same thing for the last 3 years
[19] <Itkatsu|Work> If I were to say that this workplace is like no other on earth in the amount of stupidity that goes done you would think I jest
[19] <Luca> But this is Australia - everything is turned up to eleven!
[19] <Itkatsu|Work> Nobody believes the stories we tell about this place
[19] <Luca> Including silly workplaces!
[19] <Itkatsu|Work> The people who work the least get rewarded the most, those who work the most get ridden the hardest
[19] <Luca> So it's turned up to -11.
[19] <Itkatsu|Work> Yes
[19] <Luca> I wonder if anybody else will believe this?
[19] <Itkatsu|Work> I doubt it
[19] <Luca> We'll see.
[19] <Itkatsu|Work> We don't even believe the stuff that goes on, and we see it every day
[19] <Luca> Such as...
[19] <Itkatsu|Work> The pickers truely believe that they aren't on break when the are outside, having a coffee and a cigarette
[19] <Luca> So do they fumble aroudn with a blackberry while holding a coffee, a cig and a roll of sushi?
[19] <Itkatsu|Work> No, these are the poor as hell, paycheck-to-paycheck workers
[19] <Itkatsu|Work> Who get indignant when they have to work
[19] <Luca> In that case, notepads and pens?
[19] <Itkatsu|Work> They complain about working a full day, it's like they think they are doing it out of love
[19] <Luca> With a cig, a cheap coffee and a sandwich they made two days ago?
[19] <Luca> So they just put in - there fore don't get anything out?
[19] <Luca> *just don't
[19] <Luca> blarg
[19] <Itkatsu|Work> I don't even know how to explain this place, it's like another world
[19] <DocTomoe> American comic book term; "Bizzaro"
[19] <Luca> Awesome. I'll have to drop by and see if I can make it stranger.
[19] <Itkatsu|Work> The only thing that will come away stranger is you
[19] <Luca> That sounds like a challenge
[19] <Itkatsu|Work> I had the union representative - who is supposedly is on my side - telling me how fantastic it is that the company gave me a 20% pay cut
[19] <Itkatsu|Work> Our manager thinks that letting us work overtime at flat rate - completely illegal - is doing us a favour
[19] <Luca> I better pack extra underwear then.
 
<Wes>Think about it. When a new player shows up on the site, often the first thing they do is submit a 5km battleship with weapons unknown to the SARP. Or, at least, that was once the case. I don't mind new ships and guns, but I would like to at least get to look at them.

Hence, mine and Cyber's posts.
 
Improvisational Lines said:
[21] <Exhack> Hot dogs, burgers, fries, fish and chips, potato salad, various non-leafy salads, most sandwiches.
[21] <Exhack> I'd put it on butter sticks, too. But that's Rev's shtick.
[21] * Cy83r likes toast with jam
[21] <Cy83r> *buttered toast with jam
[21] <Exhack> Fuck. How can someone who eats so much mayonaise be so fucking rakish.
[21] <Exhack> I'm like, 5'11 and only weigh 140-something.
[21] <Cy83r> a pirate lifestyle?
[22] <Exhack> DO WHAT YOU WANT 'CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREEE.
[22] <Exhack> YOU ARE A PIRATE~
[22] <Aquavolver> YAR HAR FEEDLE DEE DEE
[22] <Aquavolver> BEING A PIRATE IS ALRIGHT WITH ME
[22] <Aquavolver> DO WHAT YOU WANT 'CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE
[22] <Aquavolver> YOU ARE A PIRATE
[22] <Cy83r> YAR HAR FEEDLE DEE DEE
[22] <Cy83r> SET SAIL UPON THE WIDE BLUE SEA
[22] <Cy83r> DO WHAT YOU WANT 'CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE
[22] <Cy83r> YOU ARE A PIRATE
[22] <Aquavolver> YAR HAR FEEDLE DEE DEE
[22] <Aquavolver> IF YOU WANT TO SAIL THE SEA
[22] <Aquavolver> YOU ARE A PIRATE
[22] <Aquavolver> WE'VE GOT US A MAP
[22] <Aquavolver> TO LEAD US TO A PRECIOUS BOX
[22] <Aquavolver> THAT'S ALL LOCKED UP WITH LOCKS
[22] <Aquavolver> AND BURIED DEEP AWAY
[22] <Aquavolver> WE KNOW IT FULL OF PRECIOUS BOOTY
[22] <Aquavolver> BURST OPEN THE LOCKS!
[22] <Aquavolver> AND THEN WE'LL SAY "HOORAY!"
 
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I'm never suggesting that again said:
[22] <ReallyIsCipher> Some great comic material in there. Missing, good luck. I'm cutting out now.
...
[22] <@Sixgun> Haha. Oh, if they ever get a break, perhaps Ayumu will get what's coming to him. :V
[22] <MissingNumber> <_<
[22] <ReallyIsCipher> Cunnilingus?
[22] <@Wes> made me cough from laughin
[22] <@Wes> g
[22] <ReallyIsCipher> QQ'd
[22] <@Sixgun> Only if he ties her down, first. :3
 
Cipher said:
I'm never suggesting that again said:
[22] <@Sixgun> Haha. Oh, if they ever get a break, perhaps Ayumu will get what's coming to him. :V
[22] <ReallyIsCipher> Cunnilingus?
[22] <@Wes> made me cough from laughin
[22] <@Wes> g
[22] <ReallyIsCipher> QQ'd
[22] <@Sixgun> Only if he ties her down, first. :3
Fixed.
 
Exhack> ...
<Exhack> She wants me back.
<Exhack> I have to hit in 80's overdrive mode to figure out what my decision is going to be.
<Soresu> A vague, "Maybe." ?
* Cyber has an idea "what if you played a villian?"
<Wes> Exhack, push it to the limit
<Wes> Walk along the razor's edge but don't look down, just keep your head and you'll be finished.
<Wes> Open up the limit! Past the point of no return, You've reached the top but still you gotta learn how to keep it.
<Cyber> garaunteed attention that way, you could maybe work with the GM to improve the quality of the game, on the plus apparently everyone already hates you so they can get behind the concept at least
<Wes> Hit the wheel and double the stakes throttle wide open like a bat out of hell and you crash the gates!
<Exhack> Wes...
<Exhack> I love you, man.
* Wes d'awwws
<Exhack> I am so going to donate to SARP during my next working season.
 
I would donate but I don't have a credit card.

Also, Ex should totally play a villain. A female villain, named Sorrow. Because SORROW IS A WOMAN LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL~
 
[18] <Stovaa> I have a BA in A Team history and Mr T studies
03[18] * DragonNova ([email protected]) has joined #StarArmy
[18] <Stovaa> And I'm a Phd in love.
01[18] <MoonMan> Hah, good sir, you have much to learn.
[18] <Stovaa> The rest of my 15 qualifications are from Clown College
[18] <@Doshii> I like that he said "at least." He has so many he can't keep track.
[18] <Stovaa> Which makes me qualified to be your king
[18] <Abwehran_CMDR> ....
[18] <Stovaa> seeing as you're all such clowns.
01[18] <MoonMan> I will hail you as the king of clowns, Stovaa.
06[18] * Stovaa honks his nose
01[18] <MoonMan> Your qualifications are clear, as my instant knowledge of all things has so told me.
[18] <@Doshii> I might cry.
[18] <CardboardArmor> EVERYONE TO THE CLOWN CAR
06[18] * MoonMan runs, squeaking shoes working overtime.
06[18] * PlaidMage sprays everyone with her lapel flower.
06[18] * Stovaa throws a bucket of water on Plaid
06[18] * Stovaa throws a pie at Osaka
[18] <Osaka> I'm gonna stare at these pictures a little harder.
[18] <Osaka> Then I might have sex with something.
[18] <Osaka> Ooh pie.
[18] <Stovaa> Fascinating.
06[18] * MoonMan writes a paper on the practicalities of seltzer water-spraying props.
06[18] * PlaidMage slips and falls, her clown shoes flying off and hitting Stovaa in the head.
06[18] * Stovaa gets the shoes stuck in his comedy orange 'fro
06[18] * Osaka watches as a small flock of geese fly from the comedy orange 'fro
06[18] * Stovaa writes a paper about the apropriate use of comedy horns in modern circuses, and uses the word "honk" over 1500 times.
[18] <CardboardArmor> Greatest joint RP about clownery ever.
[18] <PlaidMage> *only joint RP about clowns
[18] <Stovaa> honk
[18] <CardboardArmor> For having no basis and going into new RP territory bravely and competently, I am proud to have clowned with you all.
[18] <Exhack> Hoark.
06[18] * MoonMan points out that having "honk" written over 1500 times implies that the paper is more than 1500 words long, noting that wordiness isn't succesful in clown college, demostrated by Mimes 101.
[18] <Stovaa> BINGO! *honk honk*
03[18] * CadetNewb ([email protected]) has joined #StarArmy
03[18] * Jimmy ([email protected]) has joined #StarArmy
06[18] * PlaidMage throws a pie at Jimmy.
03[18] * Stovaa is now known as Clownvaa
03[18] * MoonMan is now known as MoonClown
03[18] * PlaidMage is now known as PlaidClown
06[18] * Jimmy barrel rolls and releases flares.
[18] <PlaidClown> HONK HONK.
01[18] <MoonClown> HONK
06[18] * PlaidClown catches the flares and juggles them.
06[18] * DragonNova 's childhood nightmares are returning.
06[18] * Clownvaa pushes a wheelbarrow into Moonie from behind, proceeding to wheel him around haphazardly for a few minutes
06[18] * Osaka indicates the flares are infact dynamite.
06[18] * MoonClown comically sets the seat of his trousers alight, running around before stopping in front of Nova and honking his nose in front of her face several times.
01[18] <MoonClown> HONK HONK
[18] <Kelenar> what is this i don't even
[18] <Osaka> HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK
[18] <Osaka> 100 honks.
[18] <Osaka> Repeat 15 times.

Osaka spams HONK about a billion times here. Editted out for the sake of my tender loins.

[18] <Osaka> DERP I HELP WITH ESSAY
[18] <Gamerofthegame> HEY YOU
[18] <Gamerofthegame> Shut up
[18] <Gamerofthegame> :3
06[18] * Clownvaa careens into Osaka with the MoonClown wheelbarrow
[18] <Osaka> OUT THERE ON YOUR OWN
[18] <Osaka> STANDING BY THE PHONE
[18] <Osaka> CAN YOU HEAR ME?
06[18] * PlaidClown leaps onto Moony's shoulders and drums on his head, honking her nose with one foot.
06[18] * Osaka ducks.. The wheelbarrow tips and the two fly off into the vast sea of 1500 honks.
06[18] * MoonClown runs around teetering PlaidClown precariously overhead before comically tightroping over a tub of water.
06[18] * PlaidClown falls off during the tightrope sequence, landing on the top of her head in the tub with her feet sticking straight up in the air.
06[18] * Clownvaa moves the water and replaces it with jelly
06[18] * Osaka bombs the stadium
06[18] * PlaidClown takes a spoon from her pocket and eats the jelly.
03[18] * Kanno ([email protected]) has joined #StarArmy
[18] <Kanno> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=539xWgHhatM&feature=fvw
[18] <Kanno> gotta love sub-cultures
03[18] * Kanno ([email protected]) has left #StarArmy
06[18] * MoonClown takes a shovel from his pants and throws jelly at the crowd, making sure to aim for the elderly.
[18] <Jimmy> ...random.
01[18] <MoonClown> HONK HONK
06[18] * PlaidClown gets swept up in the shovel and goes hurtling into the audience.
[18] <PlaidClown> HOOOOONK



HONK HONK, HAVE A NICE DAY
 

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CadetNewb said:
<CadetNewb> I gotta ask, how well do you guys know Kai?
<CadetNewb> You see, there's a statement someone made about him a while back, and I want to get it verified.
<Kyoki> ...?
<CadetNewb> "Kai is like a Mishhu who is pleasuring several woman at once, not because he wants to, but because they all demand he do so. He essentially has a feeler in every spot there is, and due to this, is being run ragged."
<CadetNewb> Or something like that. I think it was either Revolver or raz who said that.
<CadetNewb> Is Kai really overworked?
<CadetNewb> I mean, doing too many things in SARP at once.
<Kyoki> I don't really know....
<Kyoki> He is up to a lot of things, I think o-o
<Kyoki> You'd have to ask him yourself.
<IraOn> fascinating

Or maybe Exhack....
 
[20] <OsakanOne> I find a nice quite phenominally well done bit of art
[20] <OsakanOne> And you find a way to offend me.
[20] <PlaidMage> And I tell you I don't click links you post.
[20] <OsakanOne> Fine.
[20] <OsakanOne> Doc, you post it.
[20] <PlaidMage> ...
[20] <DocTomoe> ...
 
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