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lolololololololololol said:
(Following a discussion about an upcoming plot)
(3:39:23 PM) KokuExams: Corcyra, eh?
(3:39:33 PM) KokuExams: Is he trying to be ambitious?
(3:39:47 PM) SUBLIMEinal: Corcyra? He's always ambitious.
(3:39:51 PM) KokuExams: True.
(3:40:01 PM) KokuExams: It's like him to take on such a big and important project.
(3:40:09 PM) KokuExams: He'll look pretty good if it goes in his favor.
(3:40:13 PM) SUBLIMEinal: He's not going to be the direct overseer (he has cronies for that), but I'm sure you guys will run into him at least once.
(3:40:15 PM) SUBLIMEinal: Indeed.
(3:40:25 PM) Krian: is sub is this conversation too? cause i'm only seeing a one sided convo here.
(3:40:27 PM) Krian: o.o;
(3:40:50 PM) SUBLIMEinal: Lawl, tell her you're talking to yourself.
(3:41:02 PM) KokuExams: What do you mean?
(3:41:06 PM) KokuExams: Subs not in here.
(3:41:15 PM) SUBLIMEinal: Kekekeke
(3:41:19 PM) Krian: then who are you talking to?
(3:41:20 PM) KokuExams: I'm practicing being interested in his plot.
(3:41:36 PM) Krian: in who's plot?
(3:41:41 PM) KokuExams: That way he'll give me a high position, and then I can rake in the credit when it's done and done.
(3:41:47 PM) KokuExams: Sub's plot.
(3:42:01 PM) Krian: cause you look like you're talking to~ so you are talking to sub.
(3:42:14 PM) KokuExams: No, Sub's not here.
(3:42:27 PM) KokuExams: I'm practicing what I'm going to say so I don't screw up.
(3:42:27 PM) Krian: so then you're talking to yourself.
(3:42:53 PM) KokuExams: Yeah
(3:42:54 PM) Krian: so you're just being weird then?
(3:43:36 PM) KokuExams: You don't me very well.
(3:43:47 PM) Krian: i don't you very well?
(3:44:07 PM) SUBLIMEinal: You're in rare form, Koku :D
(3:44:45 PM) KokuExams: Yeah.
(3:44:48 PM) KokuExams: I do this all the time.
(3:44:55 PM) KokuExams: That's why no ones said anything.
(3:45:07 PM) KokuExams: I'm like that kid who passed out a lot in Lord of the Flies.
(3:45:18 PM) Krian: who the hell are you then? cause i've never seen you on.
(3:45:18 PM) SUBLIMEinal: Haha, Simon?
(3:45:40 PM) KokuExams: I'm a new player.
(3:45:42 PM) KokuExams: Just joined.
(3:46:13 PM) Krian: LOL... then you talking to yourself doesn't happen all the time and no one really is talking cause no one cares?
(3:46:33 PM) KokuExams: Oh no no no.
(3:46:45 PM) KokuExams: I do it all the time, just not in here.
(3:46:53 PM) KokuExams: Some people here don't care.
(3:46:59 PM) KokuExams: Some just know me from other places.
(3:47:09 PM) Stovaa: Like the courts
(3:47:13 PM) Krian: ... you're just....
(3:47:16 PM) Krian: ugh...
(3:47:17 PM) KokuExams: Yeah, like the courts.
(3:47:57 PM) KokuExams: I lost my place.
(3:49:22 PM) Krian: creepy.
(3:49:43 PM) KokuExams: What?
(3:49:51 PM) Krian: i said you're creepy.
(3:50:15 PM) Krian: if you wanna pratice what to say to sub... write it down in office.
(3:50:20 PM) Krian: not here.
(3:50:28 PM) SUBLIMEinal: Oh damn Koku, you gonna take that shit?
(3:50:47 PM) KokuExams: Why should I do it anywhere else.
(3:50:58 PM) KokuExams: Here, I have the atmosphere that will be at play when I speak to him.
(3:51:07 PM) KokuExams: So, it's like rehearsing on a stage.
(3:51:16 PM) Krian: pm him. don't have this in main chat.
(3:51:33 PM) SUBLIMEinal: Call me Venerable and you'll win twenty OmegaPoints.
(3:52:05 PM) Krian: nobody wants to see you rehearsing with yourself.
(3:52:18 PM) KokuExams: Pssh, you don't talk to the Venerable SUB through a shoddy PM system.
(3:52:19 PM) Krian: its odd and kinda creepy.
(3:52:32 PM) Krian: wow.... you need help.
(3:52:35 PM) ***SUBLIMEinal gives Kokuten 20 OmegaPoints.
(3:52:36 PM) KokuExams: THat's just disrespectful,like saying, "Hey, I only care enough to give you message and leave."
(3:54:51 PM) Krian: i'm saying pm him when hes on so the rest of us don't have to hear your creepy self talk.
(3:55:09 PM) KokuExams: Creepy self talk? Now you're just insulting me.
(3:55:30 PM) Krian: if you "respect" sub at all... take it to pm chat.
(3:55:48 PM) Krian: well it IS creepy.
(3:55:53 PM) KokuExams: I thought we just went over this.
(3:55:58 PM) KokuExams: PMing is disrespectful.
(3:56:07 PM) Krian: LOL
(3:56:07 PM) Kampfer[PrettyGir [[email protected]] entered the room.
(3:56:45 PM) SUBLIMEinal: Hey Kampfer.
(3:56:49 PM) Krian: so sad... pming is not disrespectful at all. only in the mind of thespian weirdos it is.
(3:56:51 PM) Krian: maybe.
(3:57:06 PM) Krian: but not for people like me... or sub.
(3:57:09 PM) Krian: wes even.
(3:57:17 PM) KokuExams: What about Wes?
(3:57:22 PM) Krian: pming is for PRIVACY!
(3:57:40 PM) Krian: wes pms people.
(3:57:40 PM) SUBLIMEinal: We're fucking around with Emma.
(3:57:44 PM) Krian: he's smart.
(3:57:50 PM) SUBLIMEinal: In case you couldn't pick that up.
(3:58:22 PM) Krian: and wes isn't creepy.
(3:58:23 PM) KokuExams: Wes is the Administrator the SARP, he understands the impersonalities of PMing.
(3:58:41 PM) Krian: omg you need serious freaking help.
(3:59:26 PM) Krian: so lets say he's about to ban someone, and he's going to go in main chat, tell EVERYONE and be RUDE? like i said. pming is for PRIVACY.
(3:59:29 PM) Krian: get a life.
(3:59:36 PM) OsakanOne: He's smart?
(3:59:38 PM) ***OsakanOne lols
(3:59:49 PM) Krian: lol...
(3:59:58 PM) Krian: you know what i mean, osa.
(3:59:59 PM) KokuExams: Well, for one.
(4:00:02 PM) KokuExams: If you ban someone.
(4:00:03 PM) Kampfer[PrettyGir: My rabbit ate some of my hair. :p
(4:00:07 PM) KokuExams: It's gonna be obvious.
(4:00:11 PM) Krian: lol! cute!
(4:00:14 PM) OsakanOne: Kampfer: Put it down. It's a cannibal.
(4:00:25 PM) Kampfer[PrettyGir: I'm not a rabbit.
(4:00:36 PM) Krian: noone cares or wants to hear this "koku".
(4:01:02 PM) Kampfer[PrettyGir: What are you talking about? Koku's one of the oldest bros on this site.
(4:01:07 PM) KokuExams: :D
(4:01:10 PM) Kampfer[PrettyGir: What are you people even arguing about?
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Aw, c'mon! You can't have Kampfer say that and not give Krian's response!

That's something that could only happen in IRC...I could never keep a straight face doing something like that IRL.


Because. said:
[2008:12:13:21:50] <MissingNo> Um...
[2008:12:13:21:50] <MissingNo> [2008:12:13:21:45] <Blanket> Now that I've given you the input on my incestor's batshittiness, you can help me.
[2008:12:13:21:50] <MissingNo> "Incestors"?
[2008:12:13:21:50] * MissingNo blinks
[2008:12:13:21:50] <Kampf[PrettyGirl]> Freudian sliiiiip~
[2008:12:13:21:50] <Blanket> :3
[2008:12:13:21:51] <MissingNo> QQ?
[2008:12:13:21:52] <Blanket> pewpew
[2008:12:13:21:52] * Blanket ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: Leaving)
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Exhack> You know, I just had an idea for Teen Romance novel.
<Exhack> The protagonist is a bored snarky Twilight vampire who works at a gas station during the night shift, because he thinks that mansions and being a jobless aristocrat in the 20th century is pretentious.
<Exhack> He tries to date this perfectly ordinary girl, but she's a police officer's daughter and repeatedly does things to him that would kill an ordinary human being.
<Exhack> Things like defenestrating him with a shotgun blast to the chest.
<Exhack> And roundhouse kicking him into the pool, and sending a toaster oven after him.
<Exhack> Obviously, she thinks he's cute and stuff at first, but he's also a supernatural stalker that won't die.
<SUBLIMEinal> ... Why is he still dating her? Instead of, gee, I don't know, tearing her head off and eating her?
<Exhack> The protagonist is a masochist.
<Exhack> Since he obviously has to be a voicebox for my personality.
<Exhack> Anf fulfillment of all my fantasies.
<Exhack> So in the end, after he saves her life, she steals all of the cash he keeps under his mattress and hires vampire hunters to kill him.
<Exhack> He hurls the chick into lake after ripping off all of her clothes, and ends up shagging one of the vampire hunters, a girl.
<Exhack> And that would be chapter 1.
-->| Soresu ([email protected]) has joined #StarArmy
<SUBLIMEinal> Srsly.
<Sethuro> Soresu man you missed it
<Soresu> Missed what?
<Sethuro> Ex's vampire fanfiction
<Exhack> Basically... I'm trying to realistically portray bored supernaturally beautiful creatures of the night who have been alive for centuries and are entirely immortal.
<Soresu> ...
<Soresu> Kay...
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Edited out everything except this beautiful piece of art.
 
[21] <Uso> Wazu got his nose broken by a Megami computer which he accidentally raped.
[21] <Christopher> ...
[21] * Kokuten is now known as Wazu
[21] <Christopher> That tends to happen.
[21] * Wazu slips.
[21] * Christopher is now known as Megami
[21] <Wazu> "Oops, sorry about raping you."
[21] * Megami punches Wazu in the face.
[21] <SUBLIMEinal> Chuck Norris is from Texas. Only steers and queers come from Texas. Chuck Norris has no horns.
[21] * Uso sees where this is going
[21] <Wazu> "ffffffffffff"
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Totally happened.
 
<:3c

[21] <MorrowHack> What about...
[21] <MorrowHack> MENERGY?
[21] <KokuArt> MENERGY
[21] <KokuArt> IT'S ENERGY FOR MEN.
[21] <SUBLIMEinal> MANANA.
[21] <KokuArt> FIZBITCH
[21] <SUBLIMEinal> FIZZBITCH
[21] <SUBLIMEinal> GUN
[21] <@Doshii> AND GUN!
[21] <MorrowHack> AND GUN!
[21] <KokuArt> GUN!
[21] <Moonie[Busay]> GUN!
[21] <Kai> Only trojans block MENERGY
[21] <@Doshii> GUNGUNGUNGUNGUNGUNGUNGUNGUN
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<Kyoki> Itkatsu dreams of being Kaserine'd and then having smex with the misshu, not slaughtering
<KimG> lol
<DocTomoe> Kyoki, I'm so QQing that.
<KimG> some people are just more into tentacle sex than others
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<Krian[Drawing]> YAY! new arts of Krian! XD http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/2698 ... kriwj6.jpg
<JimmyBuffet> Thats a cute chick.
<Krian[Drawing]> its a dude... but ok. XD
<JimmyBuffet> ...
<Krian[Drawing]> https://wiki.stararmy.com/doku.php?id=ch ... rian_pearl
<Krian[Drawing]> that guy. ^ ^
<JimmyBuffet> ......................................
<@Doshii> Kampfer fails it.
<Krian[Drawing]> XD
<JimmyBuffet> The existence of traps is a threat to my sexuality.
<@Doshii> Embrace it. It's better.
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Undeniable proof of Kampfer's sexual preferences.

Although, truthfully, nothing is being said that we don't already know.

HAH HAH.
 
[13] <SUBLIMEinal> Man. I love Oreskaband. Their voices sound so cute ^_^
[13] <SUBLIMEinal> ... Good lord I just typed that.
[13] <Cy83r> rapably cute
[13] <Kyoki> Sub... USED THE WORD CUTE
[13] <Kyoki> :O
[13] <Luca> Hold the phone
[13] <SUBLIMEinal> Yes. I did.
[13] <Cy83r> who's calling?
[13] <Luca> You do realise - this means QQ!
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Aaaand a few seconds later:
[13] <SUBLIMEinal> In my defense, the last time I used "cute" in the IRC, I was talking about sharks.
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Just... LOL

[18] <Orion> Doshington!
[18] <Tyler> zomg it's a dosh
[18] =-= Doshii is now known as Doshington
[18] <Kai> fudge. moccasins fail at keeping feet warm.
[18] <Tyler> haha
[18] * Doshington bows to the hunter Orion, as well as the respected Mister Revolver.
[18] <Thomas_Revolver> Blankets, Kai. At least three of them.
[18] <Doshington> Evening, chaps.
[18] * Tyler throws a nazi flag at Doshinton
[18] <Kai> lol
[18] <Howlam> evening Sir
[18] <Tyler> doshington
[18] <Thomas_Revolver> That's /Reverend/ Revolver, Doshington my dear friend.
[18] <Kai> i just put on my house slippers.
[18] <Doshington> Good sir! But your title, I do not see it! And we have a Reverend already, the dear Tiffany.
[18] <Thomas_Revolver> Sweet little Tiffany has taken the mantle of Reverend in my absense? How absured, a woman in the priesthood. Surely you mean to say she's become a nun?
[18] <Tyler> man her.. a nun...
[18] <Tyler> maybe a corrupted one..
[18] <Orion> Nay, good Revolver. She is most assuredly a Reverend. The children can attest to that.
[18] <Doshington> As the good hunter states, dear Revolver! She has become a woman of the cloth.
[18] <Thomas_Revolver> It boggles my mind. In this day and age. No wonder the saintly John Paul passed on. Women ministers? We never should have given them the right to vote.
[18] <Wes> http://www.lawlforkids.com/d/631-1/furries.gif
[18] <Thomas_Revolver> Ah, Wesworth the Third. It's been a dog's age since we last spoke.
[18] <Doshington> Dear Revolver, I dare say this is not a travesty, but a cause for jubilation! No longer will men of the cloth be forced to sully themselves with boys.
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[21] * WARkuten pulls out a Doomstriker and bats Luca back at Missing.
[21] <Kai> Quick Koku! Use Asher and his goatee of doom!
[21] <WARkuten> No Kai! It's too early to use that Trap Card.
[21] <Kai> right, right. I suppose his spiky hair then?
[21] <WARkuten> Fro of Doom is too dangerous to use in this duel!
[21] <Luca> PIGEONS HAVE BEEN BLOWN INTO YOUR FOREMAST - GAIN 6 DAYS OF FOOD
[21] * MissingInaction thinks, then tosses Luca back to Koku dressed like Bridget.
[21] <MissingInaction> Trap Card!
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I LOST THE GAME!
 
Exhack activates his trap card, Bishonen Storm, which allows him to summon 3 bishonen-type monsters to the field from his deck.
* Exhack plays Sparkle Sumaru, Rookie Sumaru and Ace Sumaru on the field.
* Exhack then activates Polymerization, fusing them to create: Samurai Sumaru!
* Exhack uses Samurai Sumaru's special effect, which allows him to instantly play the Aether Saber Rifle and Mindy 2: Zesuaium equip spell cards!
* Exhack can't attack with Sumaru, just yet, though.
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Because of this said:
<`5tar[Gone]> YESSSS!
<`5tar[Gone]> Someone QQ all that, ano!
<`5tar[Gone]> ...nao
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