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[zephyrite]

Stovaa summons Osaka
Exhack summons Saber. ;-;
a_bear summons Colbert.
Zephy summons Gilgamesh
`5tar is now known as `Gilgamesh
`Gilgamesh: S'oup?
Zephy: yo
`Gilgamesh: We rokkin bitches? ;D
Zephy: I needs ya to kill a couple bitches
Exhack hides his Sabers.
`Gilgamesh: Sounds good.
Zephy: that cool yo?
`Gilgamesh: Always.
Zephy: aight
`Gilgamesh eyes Exhack.
`Gilgamesh: That 'em?
Zephy: yup
Exhack uhm... goes back to his visual novel-ing.
`Gilgamesh fucks Exhack up something fierce.

 

[Wes]

Soresu> Talking to Andrew on the phone.
<Soresu> Andrew sounds pretty happy right now.
<Wes> I talked to him on the phone too.
<`5tar> Oh yeah? How's the new woman situation working out for him?
<Soresu> Yeah, he sounds pretty.
<Wes> He's having a struggle with his ex but at the same time he's madly in love with his lady.
<`5tar> . . . he sounds pretty?
<Wes> what.

 

[Soresu]

Kind of hard for me to finish typing when I got you guys in the IRC, him on the phone and my niece wanting me to help her with homework. :\ The end was supposed to have been, "pretty good right now, and in a better mood." Meh.

 

[Doshii Jun]

[19] * raz knees Doshii in the balls.
[19] <Kampfer[BREAD]> This displeases me.
[19] <raz> I was going to post. Die, sir.
[19] <Doshii> HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH
[19] <Doshii> Owned, f-----!
...
[19] <raz> I was actually going to post yesterday but then I got Left 4 Dead and got distrated from 4 p.m.-3 a.m.
[19] <Doshii> > That'll teach ya, f-----!

 

[Kai]

[19] <Kai> You have been owned, Raz.
[19] <Doshii> I feel accomplished, owning raz. As if I have reached a milestone.
[19] * Kai gives doshii a high-five.
[19] * Doshii returns said high-five!
[19] <Kai> Next goal: Own Fred.
[19] <Doshii> Hell yeah.
[19] <Doshii> Shit.
[19] <Doshii> Don't even say that.
[19] <Kyoki> o_o
[19] <Doshii> He could be listening.
[19] <Doshii> Watching.
[19] <Kai> *snerks*
[19] <Doshii> ... /Waiting./

 

[MoonMan]

<Kampfer> Guess what happened last night?
<@Doshii> Niiiice.
<@raz> Whut
<Kampfer> I kissed a girl
<Kampfer> And I liked it
<loli_bear> Lies.
<loli_bear> Double lies.
<@raz> Nice.
<Char> you misspelled Guy.
<loli_bear> What kind of nerd are you that you feel the need to not only brag about kissing a girl, but that you do it on IRC?
<Kampfer> Yknow what was best?
...
<Kampfer> The taste of her cherry chapstick.
<Char> Misspelled his
<Lolihack> Mmm... chapstick. It's like lip gloss, but less obnoxious.
<@Doshii> I hear ya, Raz.
<MoonMan> Dang Kampf.
<MoonMan> I hope your boyfriend didn't mind it.

Can't really blame him. Those soft lips are so kissable.

 

[Dragonnova]

<Kyoki> ...i'm bi

 

[Gamerofthegame]

We already knew that.

 

[Dragonnova]

We already knew that.

Not everyone goes on the IRC, dear.

 

[Doshii Jun]

[17] * DocTomoe peeks in.
[17] <DocTomoe> WAIT, THE FLAGSHIP OF THE YAMATAI FACTION RP WENT PG-13?!
[17] -->| Demonblooded ([email protected]) has joined #StarArmy
[17] <Soresu> Well Tomoe, have you SEEN Bukkake, and undies stuck in the vagoo lately from it?
[17] <Kampfer[EMO]> ...Was there bukkake and vag-undies?
[17] <DocTomoe> I honestly haven't even been reading anything from Yamatai.
[17] <Soresu> Yes.
[17] <Kampfer[EMO]> ...
[17] <Kampfer[EMO]> Those were female characters with female players, right?
[17] <MoonMan> There was a lot of stuff on the Sakura, Kampfer.
[17] <MoonMan> Jeez, when did you get on this boat.
[17] <MoonMan> This is, like...common SARP knowledge.
[17] <Kampfer[EMO]> THOSE WERE FEMALE CHARACTERS WITH FEMALE PLAYERS, RIGHT?
[17] <Doshii> No.
[17] <MoonMan> All men.
[17] <Doshii> So you'd better start cutting yourself.
[17] <Kampfer[EMO]> ...
[17] <Kampfer[EMO]> Y'all are gay.
[17] =-= Kampfer[EMO] was booted from #StarArmy by Soresu (NO U)
[17] -->| Kampfer[EMO] ([email protected]) has joined #StarArmy
[17] <Doshii> I wasn't going to do that, but sure.
[17] <Soresu> Lol
[17] <Kampfer[EMO]> It's like two guys in costume jerking off on each other's face.
[17] <Soresu> Oh come now Doshii, let me have a little fun.
[17] <Kampfer[EMO]> It's not them, but it is.
[17] <Doshii> Eh. Clearly we enjoyed it, so, eh.
[17] <Kampfer[EMO]> ...
[17] <MoonMan> This coming from a guy who's watched smut with midgets, fire hydrants and gas pumps, I feel a little insulted.
[17] <Kampfer[EMO]> You should.
[17] <Doshii> ... Gas pumps?
[17] <Doshii> Wow. That must be some kinky shit.
[17] <Soresu> Well, at least he doesn't get off from the whole Golden Shower thing
[17] <KimG> ?
[17] * Doshii notes Kim's raising her head to attention at the mention of golden showers and kinky shit.
[17] * MoonMan MEGASNERKS.
[17] * Soresu lawwwwls
[17] <Soresu> Someone should QQ this.
[17] <DocTomoe> Seconded.
[17] <Kampfer[EMO]> Negative oneded.

 

[MoonMan]

<SUBLIMEinal> Man, I think Moonie's the coolest person ever.

Posted for historic recording.

 

[Revolver]

<Jessibelle> I had a craving for fruit
<raz> :|
<Jessibelle> Bananas are the penises of nature.
<raz> Ha ha, oh wow.
<Itkatsu> I sent $2000 worth of penises to the wrong store once

 

[SUBLIMEinal]

(11:03:32 PM) raz: Somethin' goin' on I wanna smell yo diiiiiiick.

 

[raz]

21:45:09 ‹NotKampfer› Yknow how when you're a passenger in a car, and you press up against the seat when your driver almost crashes? To get away from the front of the car?
21:45:12 ‹NotKampfer› That's what it's like.

Kampfer, commenting on the joys of Tiger Balm on the penis.

 

[SUBLIMEinal]

0:15 Exhack: Yes, myes... so I hear Edward Ponce McFontlebottomshire has been rousing quite a bad humor in the croquet club tea room, with tales of dancing irishmen. We should put a dead chimneysweeper child in his locomotive clockwork, don't you agree?
0:16 Luca: In so many words, yes Ex.
0:16 *** AiNova left.
0:17 Exhack: When Baby exits, a mother is born.
0:17 SUBLIMEinal: I do so believe that a well-made stew of his wife and children would suffice, should it be served to him following a rousing waterboarding session, m'yes?
0:17 Luca: Is Fian and Nevaraon around? I have a little something for 'em
0:18 Exhack: Oh, I do say you do have the most delightfully fiendish thoughts my calypigean archfiend chevalier!
0:18 Kai: .....
0:18 SUBLIMEinal: Quite.
0:18 Kai: the hell.
0:19 Luca: Croquet, anybody?

 

[Strangelove]

[18] <KimG> Geesh, that dog was horribly knotted. >>
[18] * Doshii says nothing.
[18] * Doshii thinks nothing.
[18] * Doshii has emptied his mind.

 

[MissingNo]

Huh?

EDIT: If Doshii reacted that way, and based on the history building up in the QQ, I don't think I want to know.

 

[Koenig808]

:|

 

[Kai]

[14] -->| SUBLIMEinal ([email protected]) has joined #StarArmy
[14] <Manus> and that's the story about how I set my self on fire
[14] <Kai> wow. I really would have thought that a bath in turpentine would have been safe.
[14] <Kai> guess I was wrong.
[14] <Manus> It seemed like a good Idea at the time
[14] |<-- SUBLIMEinal has left irc.sorcery.net (Client Quit)
[14] <Manus> I think we scared him off

 

[SUBLIMEinal]

1:27 Exhack I am such a ***, hahaha.