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Quotes Quarantine

Raz said:
<Doshii_Jun> But you'd never get Yukari, as they hate Neko/former Neko.
<Doshii_Jun> HAW HAW.
<raz> Nick doesn't. He's just misinformed. He's a Shosa now and his Captain is a Taisa, so I expect him to bridge that gap soon (she likes promoting him to be under her).
<raz> Wait. That last part sounded awkward. NO.
<Doshii_Jun> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
 
<Wes> WE'RE NO STRANGERS TO LOVE
<OsakanOne> YOU KNOW THE RULES
<Stovaa> AND SO DO I
<Wes> A TRUE COMMITMENT'S WHAT I'M THINKING OF
<Stovaa> YOU WOULDN'T GET THIS FROM ANY OTHER GUY
<Wes> IIIIIIIII JUST WANT TO TELL YOU HOW I'M FEELIN'
<OsakanOne> GONNA MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND
<Stovaa> NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
<OsakanOne> NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
<Wes> NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND, AND HURT YOU
<OsakanOne> NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY
<Stovaa> NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE
<OsakanOne> NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU
<FiveMarks> NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE
<Wes> TELL A LIE?
<OsakanOne> AND HURT YOU
 
* raz took the midnight train going anywhere.
* Orion smacks raz! Journey is the root of all evil!
<Wes> JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL
<Orion> Oh what the hell.
<Orion> LIVIN' IN A LONELY WOOOORLD!
<Wes> SHE TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN GOING ANYYYYWHERE
<Orion> JUST A CITY BOY!
<FiveMarks> BORN AND RAISED IN SOUTH DETROIT
<Wes> BORN AND RAISED IN SOUTH DETROIT
<Wes> HE TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN
<Stovaa> GOING ANYWHERE
 
Exhack> The Yamatai Star Empire (aka ”Big Momma Yam”) became the dominant power in the known universe in YE 01 (The first year of the Empire), and remains a strongly influential power to this day, particularly through its strong military, the Star Army of Yamatai.
<Exhack> Whut?
<MoonMan> Sounds pretty accurate.
<Wes> Does this make Nepleslia "Pimp Daddy Nep?"
<Revolver> Wut? You gots a problem wit Big Mama Yam?
<MoonMan> Good Lord I hope not.
<MoonMan> We're more like "Cool Biker Uncle Nep"
<MoonMan> The one that gets piss drunk at family reunions and brings a girl he met at a bar to weddings.
<Osaka> Moon: then makes out on the back row really loudly.
<MoonMan> And she's not even that attractive.

Exhack> Elysia is the old Irish grandmother who hurls curses at you for being a heathenous monster.
<Exhack> The Freespacers are the idealist rebel son and daughter. One lights cars on fire and the other boycots Momma Yam's Soul Food restaurants because they're serving people.
<MoonMan> Buncha hippy uppity new-age shits.
 
[20] Osaka: I'm not having it on Terra Sourcia.
[20] DocTomoe: Write both.
[20] DocTomoe: I meanwhile need to write some Occhestian systems.
[20] DocTomoe: ....
[20] DocTomoe: Combo Play.
[20] DocTomoe: OSAKA, WONDER TWIN POWERS ACTIVATE~
[20] * FiveMarks joined the chat room.
[20] Stovaa: :/
[20] Stovaa: Ok
[20] Stovaa: so Doc + Osaka = fivemarks?
[20] Stovaa: Damn, that's some dissapointing stuff
[20] Osaka: lol...
[20] DocTomoe: .....
[20] DocTomoe: That is pretty bad.
[20] FiveMarks: Remind me again why any of us put up with your shit?

[20]<FiveMarks> RAGE TO ME IS LIKE CHOCOLATE TO BABIES
[20]<FiveMarks> Chocolate Rage
[20]<DocTomoe> FiveMarks mention of Chocolate in a manner comparable to Chocolate Rain reminds me.
[20]<exhack> <FiveMarks>Chocolate Rage
[20]<Osaka> ROFLMAO
[20]<Exhack> CHOCOLATE RAGE...
[20]<FiveMarks> SOME STAY CALM
[20] <Osaka> OTHERS DESTROY THE STAGE
[20]<Stovaa> I am amused that he actually knows the words.
 
<DocTomoe> EMBARASSING PICTURES LIKE THAT TIME JESS' SISTER LINKED US A PICTURE OF JESS ARSE.
<Christopher> FIVE!
<@RuneAndrew> *kisses and gropes Tiggs*
<Tiggs> Yoroko, my mind is the gutter dearest
<Christopher> Drew's girlfriend might be joining! Help me get this place cleaned!
<FiveMarks> What?
<Yoroko> That's what I thought it might be....
<FiveMarks> Screw that, I aint helping you with anything.
<Marianne> MAY YOU BURN IN A TORRENT OF HELLFIRE, DOC
<Christopher> How is your demonic sibling Jess?
<Yoroko> Let me find you said torrent jess
<Yoroko> you can burn him yourself
* DocTomoe squints at Tiggs and ponders.
<Tiggs> demonic sibling?? who? where?
<Marianne> Nothing.
<Tiggs> I wanna play
<Christopher> Jess sister is one of those beings most people consider a plauge on their social life, since she apparently lives to torment her.
<Christopher> You know, sisters.
<DocTomoe> LSDF? Hrm... maybe. Fruna Ruica pleasure ship? Distinctive maybe. Helashio servant to one of Andrew's characters? Most likely.
<Christopher> A rebelous Helashio.
<Tiggs> servent?
<Tiggs> o.O
<Christopher> Who likes ribbing her master.
<@RuneAndrew> Helashio consort to one of my characters
<@RuneAndrew> ;)
<Christopher> and taunting him. and embarrasing him.
<Marianne> Who requires a good spanking to keep her in line?
<Christopher> And LIKES it. >:3
<Marianne> Chris, we need to spend less time around Doc.
<Tiggs> consort I can deal with *grins at Andrew* very well I might add, servent not so much
<Tiggs> lmfao
<Christopher> ...
<Christopher> Yes we do.
<@RuneAndrew> *grins*

<Christopher> roll 1d6
<Christopher> ...
<Christopher> HOW I ROLL?
<Christopher> -roll 1d6
<Christopher> ~roll 1d6
<Christopher> r 1d6
<Christopher> !roll 1d6
<Christopher> :(
<@Itkatsu|Work> I don't have the server up, clown
<@Itkatsu|Work> I'm at work :P
<Christopher> :o
<Christopher> Sorry.

From the Maid channel. :3
 
I would have had this up yesterday, but I was out of the house. So it's going up today ^_^

The first arrival of Tiggs and Zephy (not that one, this one).
IRC 2008-10-12 said:
[2008:10:12:00:14] <Missing> Is antifreeze poisonous in small amounts?
[2008:10:12:00:15] * Tiggs ([email protected]) has joined #StarArmy
[2008:10:12:00:15] <MoonMan> We'll find out!
[2008:10:12:00:15] <RuneAndrew> oh lord
[2008:10:12:00:15] * Missing pokes Tiggs.
[2008:10:12:00:15] <RuneAndrew> Ello tiggs
[2008:10:12:00:16] <Tiggs> Hello dear
[2008:10:12:00:16] <Tiggs> why I get poked?
[2008:10:12:00:16] <Tiggs> o.O
[2008:10:12:00:16] <Luca> 'Lo there, Tiggs (whoever you are)
[2008:10:12:00:16] <Tiggs> *nods* hello Luca
[2008:10:12:00:16] <Tiggs> I am, well Im Tiggs
[2008:10:12:00:16] * RuneAndrew grins at Tiggs
[2008:10:12:00:16] <Tiggs> lmao
[2008:10:12:00:16] <Missing> Someone was just sayin' that you'd go to this room because Andrew said not to.
[2008:10:12:00:16] <Missing> : )
[2008:10:12:00:16] <Luca> Plain name, won't forget it
[2008:10:12:00:17] <RuneAndrew> Why do I have a feeling the innocent Angelic image i have established here is about to crumble
[2008:10:12:00:17] <Tiggs> I hardly ever mind
[2008:10:12:00:17] <Tiggs> lol
[2008:10:12:00:17] <Tiggs> innocent? Angelic? o.O
[2008:10:12:00:17] <Missing> Lol.
[2008:10:12:00:17] <Tiggs> not two words I would associate with you dear
[2008:10:12:00:17] <RuneAndrew> um...hardasss, uptight...
[2008:10:12:00:17] <Missing> Closer. To the image, that is.
[2008:10:12:00:17] <RuneAndrew> lol
[2008:10:12:00:18] <Missing> Lol.
[2008:10:12:00:18] <Tiggs> hardass, hmm, dont know let me feel and find out
[2008:10:12:00:18] <RuneAndrew> lol
[2008:10:12:00:18] <MoonMan> G'night folks.
[2008:10:12:00:18] <Luca> Hmm. I'm a bit behind on my Phoenix Post sched
[2008:10:12:00:19] <Luca> I'll make this one nice and big
[2008:10:12:00:19] * MoonMan ([email protected]) Quit
[2008:10:12:00:19] <RuneAndrew> -slaps Tiggs ass-
[2008:10:12:00:19] <RuneAndrew> Get back in there!
[2008:10:12:00:19] <RuneAndrew> #Andrew
[2008:10:12:00:19] <RuneAndrew> nvm
[2008:10:12:00:19] <RuneAndrew> shes coming in here
[2008:10:12:00:19] <Tiggs> *smiles* was that suppose to hurt?
[2008:10:12:00:19] <Tiggs> cause it just excited me
[2008:10:12:00:19] * Zephoriah ([email protected]) has joined #StarArmy
[2008:10:12:00:20] * RuneAndrew dies
[2008:10:12:00:20] <Tiggs> my zephy
[2008:10:12:00:20] <RuneAndrew> great...
[2008:10:12:00:20] <Luca> Zephyrite?
[2008:10:12:00:20] <Zephoriah> *grins at andrew*
[2008:10:12:00:20] <Zephoriah> why hello there love^^
[2008:10:12:00:20] <RuneAndrew> *kisses his Zephy* ello
[2008:10:12:00:20] <Zephoriah> *giggles and kisses andrew*
[2008:10:12:00:21] <Tiggs> zephy, did you know that our Andrew here is "innocent" and "Angelic"
[2008:10:12:00:21] <Missing> [2008:10:12:00:17] <RuneAndrew> Why do I have a feeling the innocent Angelic image i have established here is about to crumble
[2008:10:12:00:21] <Missing> [2008:10:12:00:17] <Tiggs> I hardly ever mind
[2008:10:12:00:21] <Missing> [2008:10:12:00:17] <Tiggs> lol
[2008:10:12:00:21] <Missing> [2008:10:12:00:17] <Tiggs> innocent? Angelic? o.O
[2008:10:12:00:21] <Missing> [2008:10:12:00:17] <Missing> Lol.
[2008:10:12:00:21] <Missing> [2008:10:12:00:17] <Tiggs> not two words I would associate with you dear
[2008:10:12:00:21] <Missing> [2008:10:12:00:17] <RuneAndrew> um...hardasss, uptight...
[2008:10:12:00:21] <Missing> [2008:10:12:00:17] <Missing> Closer. To the image, that is.
[2008:10:12:00:21] <Missing> [2008:10:12:00:17] <RuneAndrew> lol
[2008:10:12:00:21] <Zephoriah> ROFL *grins at andrew*
[2008:10:12:00:21] <RuneAndrew> oy
[2008:10:12:00:21] <RuneAndrew> ^^
[2008:10:12:00:22] <Luca> QQ much?
[2008:10:12:00:22] <RuneAndrew> You realize
[2008:10:12:00:22] <Storen> night everyone
[2008:10:12:00:22] <RuneAndrew> oh god no
[2008:10:12:00:22] <Zephoriah> dearest if you innocent and angelic then Ima nun^^
[2008:10:12:00:22] * Storen ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: "There is no remedy for love but to love more." -David Allen Thoreau)
[2008:10:12:00:22] <Tiggs> if he is innocent and angelic I am the virgin mary
[2008:10:12:00:22] <RuneAndrew> *pinches both Zeph and Tiggs in the ass*

[2008:10:12:00:31] <RuneAndrew> *kisses Zephy* Im more afraid of ...the QQs you two are gonna cause
[2008:10:12:00:31] <Tiggs> the what? why does that sound perverted?
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Further quotes. said:
[2008:10:12:00:34] * Fred gets the funny feeling that he's actually not very welcome in the channel.
[2008:10:12:00:34] <Tiggs> cant lose what you dont have zephy dear
[2008:10:12:00:34] <Tiggs> :P
[2008:10:12:00:34] <RuneAndrew> Yes your welcome Fred
[2008:10:12:00:34] <RuneAndrew> Iw as being funny
[2008:10:12:00:35] <Fred> oh
[2008:10:12:00:35] <Zephoriah> awww *huggles fred*
[2008:10:12:00:35] <Fred> well, more like I was butting in on something *shrugs*
[2008:10:12:00:35] <Zephoriah> oh wait this aint my freddy is it *looks up at fred confused* o.O
[2008:10:12:00:35] <Tiggs> not butting in, unless your gonna sit on me, then I might object
[2008:10:12:00:35] * Fred spits a glare on Zephoriah "Hugging me? You know not your peril, mate."
[2008:10:12:00:35] <RuneAndrew> No, nothing except the harasss, stiff neck image of myself being rapped away
[2008:10:12:00:35] <Fred> ah ha

[2008:10:12:00:39] <Missing> I could just post the entire thing of what I witnessed on QQ...
[2008:10:12:00:39] * Missing jests, jk, messes wit ya.
[2008:10:12:00:39] <Zephoriah> *giggles and grins at missing* oh plz o plz^^
[2008:10:12:00:39] <Tiggs> *grins at Andrew* and you mister, no touchy
[2008:10:12:00:39] <Missing> Zeph: Do you know what QQ is?
[2008:10:12:00:40] <RuneAndrew> no touchy what?
[2008:10:12:00:40] <Tiggs> me and zephy are gonna behave and just make out with each other right here in your lap, you no touchy
[2008:10:12:00:40] <Tiggs> :P
[2008:10:12:00:40] <Zephoriah> nope not really but apparently it makes him skitish^^
[2008:10:12:00:40] <Missing> Quotes Quarantine. The site's place of posting quotes of great magnitude and importance. Mostly meaningless.
[2008:10:12:00:40] <RuneAndrew> ok fine, make out
[2008:10:12:00:40] <Missing> But also mostly funny.
[2008:10:12:00:40] <RuneAndrew> I can imagine Wes's face
[2008:10:12:00:40] <Zephoriah> hehe will it embarrass the fire outta andrew?^^
[2008:10:12:00:41] <RuneAndrew> yep

[2008:10:12:00:48] <RuneAndrew> cant type
[2008:10:12:00:48] <RuneAndrew> *eyes Tiggs*
[2008:10:12:00:48] <Tiggs> and Andrew, if you would type with both hands twould be easier
[2008:10:12:00:48] <Tiggs> :P
[2008:10:12:00:48] * RuneAndrew facepalm
[2008:10:12:00:49] <Tiggs> sorry, hadda say it, mouth over riddin the brain again
[2008:10:12:00:49] <RuneAndrew> of course it is
 
[16] <Marianne> Why are you saying "hnngh"? Is it because someone's head is stuck up your bottom?
...
[16] <raz> I wish someone's head was stuck up my bottom.
[16] <raz> ...
[16] <raz> WHAT?

A minute later said:
[16] <DocTomoe> Wait wait, what kind of head are we talking?
[16] <DocTomoe> Like, noggin, or phallic?
 
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