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Quotes Quarantine

Kampfer> Okay.
<FiveMarks> Exhack already has one.
<Kampfer> Which one of you fucking dicks works at Taco Bell?
<Kampfer> http://foodbeast.com/content/2008/08/30 ... cano-taco/
<Midori> but god forbid a woman can't cover her stomach...
* Soresu UBARSNERKS.
<Kampfer> You all suck balls.
<Soresu> Oh BAWLS man I nearly crapped myself.
* Soresu is loling, hard.
<Kampfer> I'm gonna start up a Sandwich shop and come out with a Mainland Burger.
<Kampfer> It's gonna be made with lazy patties, white bread, overweight cheese and illiterate lettuce.
<Soresu> Volcano Taco, OH SHIT, AND THE TACO SHELL IS EVEN RED.
* MoonMan MEGASNERKS.
<MoonMan> That volcano taco was all me.
<Kampfer> You motherfucker.
<Soresu> choice man, choice.
<Kampfer> I'm gonna shitbomb Texas or whatever border state you fucking lurk in.
<FiveMarks> He lives on the moon
<Soresu> Might wanna nuke the moon first.
<MoonMan> MOON man.
<Kampfer> No. We need the moon.
<MoonMan> No shit, kampfer.
<MoonMan> How else are you going to get those killer surfing waves?
<Kampfer> But we don't need Moon Man.
<MoonMan> Because we all know all you can do on Volcano Island is surf...or watch Volcanos.
<Kampfer> Oh yeah?
<MoonMan> ...yes.
<MoonMan> That's why I said it.
<Kampfer> Well all you do on the moon is look at some flag.
<FiveMarks> And Moon Women
<Kampfer> You Moon Bitches.
<MoonMan> It's quite a flag, too.
<MoonMan> It's like a volcano. Except interesting and doesn't kill you.
<Kampfer> God damnit.
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Soresu> Doshii: *Wears an Elmer Fudd hunting outfit.* "Shhhh, I'm hunting Fweds...uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh."
<Kyoki> darn... wait... it's spelled flonne...
<Kyoki> gack
<Kyoki> hmm....
<FiveMarks> Kyoki
<Kyoki> ...lol
* Doshii_Jun would end Soresu if the image didn't work so well.
* Soresu is lawing.
<Soresu> *lawling*
<SUBLIMEinal> ...
<SUBLIMEinal> Soresu, attorney at lawl.
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<Jess[brb]> Back
<Jess[brb]> Damn, brb again. Need to find my hairbrush before my hair dries.
<Jess[brb]> Okay, back for realzies.
* Jess[brb] is now known as Jess
* Camellia_Sarri offers to brush Jess' hair.
<Camellia_Sarri> I have a lot of experience being the brother of two sisters.
<Jess> Is it at all odd that I have the same name as one of them?
<Camellia_Sarri> Not really.
<Jess> Even if I started calling you Onii-chan?
<Camellia_Sarri> Well, the fact you and my sister are both Jessicas who are artists with an unusually skilled grasp of science and math which belies your apparent "stupidity" does irk me at times.
<Camellia_Sarri> My sister likes playing dumb when I try being smart around her.
<Camellia_Sarri> And you play the goofball here more then the actual goofballs we have.
<Jess> It makes it easier to get others to drop their guard.
<Jess> And then...you strike!
<Camellia_Sarri> <Jess> Even if I started calling you Onii-chan? | ... The fact I'm older then you, and that you and my sister are also the same age... Yeah, irkish.
<Jess> Awesome, I'll have to use it henceforth.
<Camellia_Sarri> Damn.
<Kyoki> lol
<Camellia_Sarri> I'm QQing myself.
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Kampfer> There are times when I think taking an electric razor to my anus is the equivalence of logging onto here.
* Joey gets it.
<Kampfer> Thank you all.
<raz> D:
<DocTomoe> Its...
<DocTomoe> ITS KAMPFER'S STAPLE DIET
<Joey> DO it Kamp.
<DocTomoe> GO GO VOLCANCO TACO
<Joey> I'll go get some hand cream.
* Kampfer facepalms
* Joey winks.
<Midori> Please someone QQ That?
<Missing> Why do you keep returning, Kamp?
<Midori> lmao
<Kampfer> I know one of you motherfuckers works at Taco Bell.
<Joey> Haha
<Kampfer> Because, Missing.
<Midori> im laughing so hard it hurts right now
<Kampfer> I'd rather not do it IRL.
<Joey> I work in a Deli at a Supermarket
<Yoroko> anyway, i'mma gonna hit the sack
<Joey> =D
<Yoroko> night all
<DocTomoe> MAYBE I'M THE CEO WHICH DEVISED THE... VOLCANO TACO.
|<-- Yoroko has left irc.sorcery.net (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.83 [Firefox 3.0.1/2008070208])
<Kampfer> God damn it.
<Joey> Later Yoko.
<Storen> Deli ftw :)
<Joey> err.
<DocTomoe> Just to spite you Kampy, just to spite you.
<Joey> nvm.
<Midori> FOR HE IS THE TACO!
<Kampfer> You motherfucker.
<Missing> >_<
<Midori> WHICH LOVES THE VOLCANO!
<Kampfer> I fucking knew it was you.
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<FiveStars> okay, give me a female five letter name that can be an acronym that has Psychological warfare in it
<Exhack[HL2]> PATTY - Psychological Assault Terror and Tactical infantrY
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Hail to the king. I know acronyms.
 
alisa smith: *wonk wonk*
alisa smith: wink*
alisa smith: lol
Fay Saelus: wonk wonk? Ewwww! stop wonking my wanker...
alisa smith: dear godddddddd wut have i done!!!!!!!!
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Something that came up with one of my non-SA friends that I think that I should share with you guys! :mrgreen:
 
Exhack, I challenge your right to the throne. And I shall use the proper name for "Patty" to do it
: D

PATRICIA: Psychological Assault Through Ranged Interference and Covert Insertion Armor.

Basically, it causes fear among the enemy either by long-range messing with their sensors or getting into their bases and killin' their dudes up close and personal.
 
<FiveMarks> What if it's piloted by Rico Sanroma?
<FiveMarks> Does it run on Latin Sauciness then?
<Itkatsu> It runs on sperm
<FiveMarks> The difference?
<SUBLIMEinal> ... Yes. Sperm.
<Itkatsu> True :S
 
Rico's Little Girl said:
<Kichiro> <Esther> "Awww.... she's adorable. She looks *just* like you, minus the testosterone, ravages of rampant alcohol use and nights with loose women!"
<Soresu> Kek
<MoonMan> [Rico] "Speaking of alcohol...are you free tonight?" *hair flick+sparkles+white teeth*
<Kichiro> Just like Rico to know his CO's one weakness.
<SUBLIMEinal> "Now remember little girl, when cutting someone's throat, it's stab in the side, push out the front. Try it on this comatose patient. What? No, he won't mind."
<MoonMan> "See that guy over there?" *points to Adrian across the messhall* "That's one of the Asshole Motherfuckers I told you about. You remember what I taught ya about 'em, right?"
<MoonMan> "Kick them in a crotch, papi?"
<MoonMan> "ATTA GIRL!"
<Kichiro> <Ran> *Giggles.* "Hi cutie..."
<SUBLIMEinal> ... Exhack
<SUBLIMEinal> I almost fell out of my chair.
<MoonMan> [Rico] "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFonehundred push-ups now!"
* Soresu is fucking lawling irl.
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(3:05:36 PM) Kichiro: Hrm...
(3:05:46 PM) Kichiro: So I'm holding a stapler...
(3:05:54 PM) Stovaa: staple something
(3:05:56 PM) Stovaa: to something else
(3:06:06 PM) Kichiro: Thinking: "Holy shit, imagine if this thing was a one shot plasma gun."
(3:06:13 PM) Kichiro: Disguised as a stapler.
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