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Quotes Quarantine

[15] <Jess> It is I, Jessica. Feel free to bow down in worship at your leisure.
[15] <SUBLIMEinal> I'll get to it.
[15] <SUBLIMEinal> In a year or two.
[15] <Jess> I'll hold you to that, you know.
[15] <SUBLIMEinal> ...
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Just sticking this here so it can be on the record. A year from now your ass is mine Sub!
 
REMINDER: Do not promise to prostrate yourself before Jess. Ever.

Also, who-ever drained the water cooler will be paying for a new tank.
 
[11] <Miharu_Yuzuki> No, it's just a different blend that my folks got.
[11] <Miharu_Yuzuki> I'm used to harsher coffee in all honesty.
[11] <Kai> Miharu_Yuziki!
[11] <Miharu_Yuzuki> So this is like, trying to drink champeign when you're used to whiskey.
[11] <Kai> What did you do to my Daisy!!!
[11] <Miharu_Yuzuki> Yours?
[11] * Kai looks at the jumble of plating and wires...
[11] <Miharu_Yuzuki> I painted it pink.
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[11] <Kai> yes, mine :mad:
[11] <Soresu> Mmm, the VOID still needs to be reappealed though Ex.
[11] <Miharu_Yuzuki> The rest of them I re-armored, added new joints to, applied an extra sidearm holster to and generally tweaked for increased manuverability in space.
[11] <Kai> nuuu!
[11] <Miharu_Yuzuki> You, however,
[11] <Kai> but but but! the pink one was supposed to be Yoroko's!
[11] <Miharu_Yuzuki> ..Oh. I could have been mistaken.
[11] <Kai> Why does mine look like it was used for spare parts?
[11] <Miharu_Yuzuki> We deemed that you were the least likely to last more than ten seconds and then redistributed equipment appropriately.
[11] <Kai> .....
[11] * Miharu_Yuzuki comforts.
[11] <Miharu_Yuzuki> Enjoy your pink.
[11] <Miharu_Yuzuki> On second thought, this coffee isn't so bad.
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<`5tar> Alright, I'm out.
<`5tar> Night guys.
* `5tar is now known as `5tar[Sleeping]
<Itkatsu> 'night
<KampferKun> WAIT 5TAR.
<`5tar[Sleeping]> WHHHHHAT?!
<KampferKun> AISHITERU-NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~ ^-6
<`5tar[Sleeping]> Oh.
<`5tar[Sleeping]> You know the rules and so do I
<`5tar[Sleeping]> A full commitments what Im thinking of
<`5tar[Sleeping]> You wouldnt get this from any other guy
<`5tar[Sleeping]> I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
<`5tar[Sleeping]> Gotta make you understand
<`5tar[Sleeping]> Never gonna give you up
<`5tar[Sleeping]> Never gonna let you down
<`5tar[Sleeping]> Never gonna run around and desert you
<`5tar[Sleeping]> Never gonna make you cry
<`5tar[Sleeping]> Never gonna say goodbye
<`5tar[Sleeping]> Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
<KampferKun> UWAAAAAAAAAAA!
<KampferKun> TOTEMO KAKOII~
<`5tar[Sleeping]> Night! ;D
<KampferKun> WAIT 5TAR.
<KampferKun> LETS HAVE SEX.
<KampferKun> I MEAN.
<KampferKun> LETS...
<KampferKun> ...
* KampferKun DOESNT KNOW HOW TO GET OUT OF THIS ONE
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And also to those who just finished reading this, I got cha! ;)
 
Kampfer> Read the whole article.
<Kampfer> And lose your faith in humanity.
<Soresu> Kampfer, you're a sick sick bunny lover.
<Kampfer> SHUT UP.
<Kampfer> I HATE BUTTERCUP.
<Soresu> LIAR
<Soresu> Remember, we covered this. You can't kill Buttercup.
<Kampfer> I HATE HER AND HER TINY LITTLE HEAD, HER SMALL LITTLE BODY, HER FLUFFY SOFT FUR, HER WITTLE TOUNGE LICKING MY FACE, H-AUGH I LOVE HER.
<Soresu> HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
<raz> D:
<Kampfer> OH GOD HER FEET ARE SO TINY.
<Kampfer> AUGH HER CLAWS ARE SO FUCKING SHARP.
<Soresu> CLAW YOUR FACE OFF SHARP.
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This is how me and my cousins speak. Did I mention my third cousin runs the state? said:
nate: yo
SUBLIMEinal13: Hey
nate: person of the same race as I
SUBLIMEinal13: Lawl
SUBLIMEinal13: Whuzzup cracka
nate: not too much
nate: hdubs
nate: you?
SUBLIMEinal13: Same.
SUBLIMEinal13: Physics.
nate: economics
SUBLIMEinal13: Nice.
nate: not so much
SUBLIMEinal13: Haha
nate: to answer your unanswered question from last night, i did not go because i had heard of no such event
SUBLIMEinal13: That sounds like fail and AIDS.
nate: you are fail and aids!
SUBLIMEinal13: NO U
nate: lies
nate: and you are a liar for saying such things
SUBLIMEinal13: You wish I was.
SUBLIMEinal13: But you are in fact lying about my lying.
SUBLIMEinal13: Which means you're going to Super Hell.
nate: you are in super hell
nate: being raped
SUBLIMEinal13: I disagree.
SUBLIMEinal13: My pants are still upon me, and my orifices unviolated.
SUBLIMEinal13: Look at your lies.
SUBLIMEinal13: If lying were a bicycle race, you'd be Lance Armstrong.
nate: if lying was genocide you'd be stalin
SUBLIMEinal13: If lying were lying you'd be the Bush Administration.
nate: if lying was being a vegetable, you'd be Teri Schiavo
SUBLIMEinal13: If lying was rape, you'd be Jeffery Dahmer.
nate: if lying was being awesome, you'd be Samuel L Jackson and Dolemite's love child
SUBLIMEinal13: If lying was 150% Mythic Win, you'd be Che Guevara cloned with Hunter S. Thompson's DNA thrown in the mix.
nate: if lying was being cripped you'd be FDR
nate: crippeled
nate: fuck, can't spell
nate: disabled
SUBLIMEinal13: If lying were slavery, you'd be the entire antebellum South.
nate: if lying was musical ability you'd be Motzart and Hendrix's love child
SUBLIMEinal13: If lying were mass murder, you'd be Darfur.
nate: if lying was seriousness, you'd be CancerAids
SUBLIMEinal13: If lying was dick-sucking, you'd be every porn star ever.
nate: If lying was wondering if you could have a cheezburger, you'd be all the cats on the interweb
nate: christ have you read this conversation
SUBLIMEinal13: Yes, yes I have, and if there were a hell, we'd both go there for it.
nate: if lying was hell, you'd be satan
nate: if lying was having a kickass beard, you'd be Grizzly Adams, Abraham Lincoln, Chuck Norris and Jesus's love child
SUBLIMEinal13: If lying were substance abuse, you'd be fictional James Frey.
nate: if lying was being the lizard king, you'd be Jim Morrison
nate: and who's James frey?
SUBLIMEinal13: The guy who wrote A Million Little Pieces and made up shit about how many drugs he took.
SUBLIMEinal13: If lying were fucking, you'd be Wilt Chamberlain.
nate: lawls
nate: if lying was having ridiculous AIM conversations, you'd be us.
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<Jess> "What if the Master is a man?"
<Exhack> And Jessica: Does it really matter? You don't have to be gay to seduce another ma-
<Exhack> I didn't think I would actually say that.
<Christopher> ...
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An excerpt from Cora's SARP Maid RPG that night~

Oswald = Moon Man's muscular war-veteran butler
Juan_Abascal = Cora's lecherous mansion master and GM
Nyton = Stand in Lizard-man villain
Roberta = DocTomoe's SexyCool skull maid

In the RP said:
<Oswald> Win or lose, Oswald was not about to let chance decide the fate of a member of this household. Taking the distraction of the thrown die, Oswald vaulted forward, winding up his fist mid-flight and swinging forward, in hopes of landing a devastating haymaker upon the lizards soft, smooth, slightly reflective noggin.
<Juan_Abascal> "You tried your best Roberta." Juan said with a sympathetic smile. 1(Roll 1d6 favor Roberta)
<Juan_Abascal> (contested athletics rolls.)
<Nyton> roll 1d6*3
**Nyton’s Lizardman rolls a 3**
<Oswald> roll 1d6*5
**Moon Man’s Space Butler rolls a 25**
<Juan_Abascal> The Lizard man is Knocked clean out by Oswalds surprise attack.
<Juan_Abascal> (22 stress to 10 spirit... He be dead sah.)
<Rikku> Rikku reacted right at the same time as Oswald. Rushing forward, she slid on her feet and crouched about three feet from the lizardman. She remained crouched though as she watched Oswald's haymaker land.
<Roberta> Roberta scooped up her dice before she put it back behind the skull brooch upon her chest. She then went to the lizardman and looked him over before she went to a nearby broom closet to retreive a broom and VERY large dustpan.
* Juan_Abascal retroactively allows Oswald to holler FALCOOOOON PAAAAANCH!!!"
<Nyton> the lizard man, so surprised and so knocked out stumbles clumsily around. It's eyes glaze over as it falls down with an ungraceful thud.
<Oswald> Oswald heaved a breath as the lizard-man broke under his massive fist. "K.O., sir."
<Juan_Abascal> (Oswald gains 2d6 favor,)
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In the OOC channel said:
<Nyton> wow such horrible roll there
<Oswald> BOO
<Oswald> YAH
<Oswald> BITCH
<Itkatsu> Rolled
<`DiceBot> 4,0Itkatsu rolled : 4,0 --> error: malformed expression
<Roberta> THE LIZARD EXPLODES
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<Exhack> You know why, then?
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<Fay> The 'Union' comes from the fact that each citystate had their own military system.
<Fay> And, I kind of do..
<Exhack> Azorean
<Exhack> Naval
<Exhack> Union
<Exhack> Service
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<Stovaa> Azorean Naval Armed Legions
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<Exhack> Teles Extraorbital New Type Assessment & Classification Laboratory Examiner Studies
<Exhack> TENTACLES
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<Exhack> Fortress Azorea Powergrid
<Fianie> Okay that one was subtle
<Fianie> I nearly believed that it was a serious suggestion.
<Fay> ..say that 3 times in a row
<Fay> :D
<Exhack> QUICKLY, DISABLE THE FAP SO WE CAN BREACH THEIR DEFENSES!
<Fay> XD
<Fay> Yes, sir!
<Fay> FAP.. FAP.. FAP..
<Fay> Where's the FAP?
<Exhack> Goddamit, you have to use your hands when doing these things. Neural link systems are ineffective with this computer type.
* Fay snerks
<Fianie> Fian Abhors Yaoi, Going To Fall Over
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Just some more fun with acronyms via Azoreans!
 
<Fay> Yoroko, you... cannot... resist... the... Doodah!
<Fay> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHxGj1Wva9I
<Fay> Non chipmunked version --> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=669Uj5ly ... re=related
<Yoroko> DOODAHH!!
<Fay> :D
* Yoroko does the doodah
<Fay> Everyone sing this song: Doodah, Doodah!
<Yoroko> all the doodah day1
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<Yoroko> TIFFEH!!
<Yoroko> 2 things!
<Yoroko> 1
<Yoroko> http://khmix.sakura.ne.jp/download.shtml
* Yoroko has become the wierdest person on this site
<Yoroko> the geekiness
<Yoroko> 2.
<Yoroko> The doodah!!!
<Yoroko> Now I has free art for mah meido tiffeh
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<Fay> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=669Uj5ly ... re=related
<Fay> Hey you, with the mighty boobs, sing Doodah if you Doodah!
<Yoroko> nooo
<Yoroko> give her the other doodah!!
<Fay> Everybody sing this song: Doodah Doodah! Well, everybody sing this song all the Doodah day!
<Fay> All the Doodah day! All the Doodah day! Everybody sing this song all the Doodah day!
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<Yoroko> darn you fay and your addicting music
<Fay> http://smouch.net/lol/ <-- Very relevant
<Fay> And, yes, I know :)
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<Yoroko[rage]> FAAAAAY!!!
<Fay> Yes :D
* Yoroko[rage] casts Kill Fay (Rank ??)
<Fay> did you die from teh linkie?
<Yoroko[rage]> i haets you
=-= Yoroko[rage] is now known as Yoroko
* Fay successful rickroll'd
<Yoroko> feel happy
<Fay> :D
<Yoroko> before that i've never been rickrolled
<Yoroko> ever
<Fay> Woot!
<Yuzuki> yaaaaaayz.
<Fay> I broke your rickroll'd hymen!
<Yoroko> ;.;
<Fay> lawls
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Woot! My first rickrolling! :D
 
... I was in class when i read the acronym ones... trying to keep a low profile and i bust out laughing... oh, and i was right up front too ;0;
 
[15] * Kai goes and gets food
[15] <Kai> /nick KaiFOOD
[15] =-= Jess is now known as KaiFOOD
[15] <KaiFOOD> Hah, I beat you.
[15] <Kyoki> lol
[15] <Kai> dammit..
[15] <Exhack> That's not nice, Jess.
[15] <Kai> KaiFEEDING
[15] <Exhack> Oh well.
[15] <Kyoki> ...KAI! stop failing
[15] =-= Jess is now known as KaiFEEDING
[15] <Revolver> Hahaha
[15] <Kai> SHUSH!
[15] * Kyoki can't stop lolling
[15] <Kai> lol
[15] <Kyoki> loling*
[15] <Kyoki> Ex... i was born in cali... =/
[15] =-= Kai is now known as Kai\Fooding
[15] =-= Jess is now known as Jess
[15] <Kai\Fooding> anyway, food!
[15] <Exhack> Jessica, naturally.
[15] * Kyoki steals Kai's food
[15] * Jess steals Kai's name.
[15] =-= Jess is now known as Kai
[15] <Kai> Look at me! My name is Kai! I eat foooood and have stuff.
[15] =-= Revolver is now known as Jess
[15] <Jess> Look at me, I'm Jess! I steal names.
[15] =-= Stovaa is now known as Revolver
[15] =-= Exhack is now known as Kai
[15] <Revolver> Look at me, I'm Revolver, i join bandwagons!
[15] * Kyoki facepalms
[15] =-= Kai is now known as Exhack
[15] =-= Revolver is now known as Stovaa
[15] <Exhack> Look at me, I'm emo!
[15] =-= Kai is now known as Revolver
[15] <Stovaa> Look at me, I'm Stovaa, I rock hard
[15] =-= Kyoki is now known as You_people_are_st
[15] <You_people_are_st> darn
[15] <You_people_are_st> lol
[15] =-= Revolver is now known as kyoki
[15] |<-- kyoki has left irc.sorcery.net (Killed (NickServ (Ghosted. By: You_people_are_st ([email protected]))))
[15] =-= You_people_are_st is now known as Kyoki
[15] <Kyoki> HAHA
[15] <Jess> Hahaha
[15] <Stovaa> heh
[15] <Exhack> Damn it.
[15] <Doshii_Jun> The hell?
[15] <Stovaa> I knew that'd happen
[15] * Kyoki can't stop loling
[15] <Jess> That's hilarious.
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[15] <Stovaa> russian roullette
[15] <Exhack> Heya, Kyoki.
[15] <Kyoki> >_>...
[15] <Jess> Weclome back.
[15] =-= Kyoki_ was booted from #StarArmy by Wes (Kyoki_)
[15] <Kyoki> ...lol...
[15] <Jess> :O
[15] <Kai\Fooding> ...lawl
[15] <Doshii_Jun> I'm confused.
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20:16 Kampfer[RAAAGE]: THE EGYPTIAN MAYANS.
20:16 Kampfer[RAAAGE]: THE MAYANS FROM EGYPT.
20:17 Kampfer[RAAAGE]: THAT WERE TELEPORTED TO MAYA FROM EGYPT BY ALIENS AFTER THEY BUILT THE PYRAMIDS WHICH ARE AN ENTRANCE TO THE HOLLOW EARTH AFTER YOU DECIPHER THE MATH OF THEM.
20:17 Wes: Stop.
20:17 Revolver[home]: Hammer time.
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