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Quotes Quarantine

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I'm not a guy at all..... I was implying that guys are always horny. And since I'm not a guy, I wouldn't need that form of satisfaction.

Evil peoples. Why must you betray me Ex??
 
Not all guys are like that. I know a guy that actually isn't at all. He has no sexual desire whatsoever. And I don't mean he's depressed in any way. He just... doesn't. It's the strangest thing but it's neat.

And we know truthfully that kyoki seems to have a phobia of intimacy anyway. :p
 
Kyoki said:
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I'm not a guy at all..... I was implying that guys are always horny. And since I'm not a guy, I wouldn't need that form of satisfaction.

Evil peoples. Why must you betray me Ex??
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Because you have a Strike Witches avatar, and for that you must be sacrificed to the anime gods to be purged of your sins.

>.> What? I don't like Strike Witches, it's one big pantyfest.
 
LBD hands Kyoki a pantless Loli
<Kyoki> ..................................
<LBD> Don't ask where I got her...
* Fivemarks steals it
* Kyoki is being plotted against again
<Yorok[lappy]> You're making a race?
<Jessica> Kyoki spent Wes' money on a vacation house in Singapore, where young girls speak in lisps and wear no pants.
<Soresu> LOL
<Kyoki> ......................
<Doshii_Jun> Whoa, really?
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<Doshii_Jun> Damn, Kyoki, if I give you money, will you spend it on convincing my wife that public sex is a healthy thing?
<Soresu> QQ'ed
<Kyoki> o_O
<Kyoki> >_>;;;
* LBD laughs untill he pisses himself
<Fivemarks> Don't you mean any sex at all Doshii? I know married men have that problem
* Kyoki goes into the corner and covers herself with a cardboard box
<Doshii_Jun> Fivemarks.
<Doshii_Jun> Do you know what my sex life is like?
* LBD kicks box
<LBD> Snake is that you?
<Soresu> Oh damn
<Fivemarks> No. I was joking.
<LBD> SNAKE!!!!
<Soresu> HERE IT COMES
<Jessica> No, Doshii's wife puts out. A lot.
<Fivemarks> ...
* Kyoki notes the inside is reinforced with Zes
<Doshii_Jun> Good. Keep it that way.
<Soresu> Down by the fire.
<Fivemarks> Best Wife Ever.
<Jessica> Kyoki told me.
<Doshii_Jun> LULZ.
<Kyoki> what? >_>
<Soresu> Lawl
<Kyoki> huh?
<Doshii_Jun> Jessica wins.
<Kyoki> o_O
<Kyoki> Dx
<LBD> QQd
<Doshii_Jun> Nice one Jess.
<Soresu> Kyoki = Sex Fiend?
<Kyoki> Jess hates me... T_T
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...I don't watch Strike Witches because of the fanservice. I watch it because it's funny (though it's usually at the fanservice-y parts) and I like the actiony parts. It's not for a pedophilic urge to watch lolis. Sheesh. Everyone is targetting me. Seriously, I just find it funny. Not something to do naughty things to myself over. Geez.
 
<Fian> So...
<Fian> I was watching Mai Otome with my GF
<Fian> And then I commented that the men are so bloody helpless in it.
<Fian> And then i suggested that they should use Jizzbombs instead of guns.
<MoonMan> You have a woman now?
<MoonMan> I thought we had something special? D:>
<FiveMarks> lawls nanomachines
<FiveMarks> lawls homosexual soap opera
<Fian> In hindsight, while it was effective based on the setting, it was an inappopriate comment at that time.
<Fian> Moon
<Jessica> ... Yeah, I imagine.
<Fian> You will always have a piece of my lemon flavoured lolipop
<Jessica> Though I never actually thought of doing that. That would have been quite brilliant, actually.
<FiveMarks> Mai Otome is the only setting where Rape is the answer
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I still stand by the fact that if you open up a picture of panties in your browser, then tab over to another picture and switch between the two very quickly you will have the Strike Witches action scenes.

That's just my (biased) opinion. Go to http://electrosphere.info for more, just look for "AC Aircraft Girls" and then look up "Vanguard One".
 
<Kampfer> Lin.
<Kampfer> Get out of my mind.
<Lin[Aoiko]> Nope!
<Kampfer> Now.
<Kampfer> I let my bunny lick my nose last night.
<Lin[Aoiko]> Eeeeeee!
<Lin[Aoiko]> Bunnylicks!
<Kampfer> And it's all because of your influe-IKNOWRITE?
<Lin[Aoiko]> RITE!
<Kampfer> SEE?! THAT!
<Kampfer> GET OUT OF MY MIND.
<Christopher> ...
<Christopher> Lin, I request the right to QQ anything else that Kampfer says about his rabbit tonight.
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<Lin[Aoiko]> Hi Doshii!
<Doshii_Jun> Bunnylicks!
<Kampfer> SHUT UP.
* Doshii_Jun just laughs.
<Christopher> =3
<Christopher> I are teh ebils.
<Soresu> With their fluffy bunny tails, and twitchy noses.
<Soresu> Twitch twitch.
<Doshii_Jun> They're. So. KYUUUUUUUUTE!
<Kampfer> BASTARDS.
<Soresu> HIPPTY HOP, THE BUNNY'S EARS GO FLOP, TWITCHY TWITCHY THE NOSE GOES TWITCHY, AND THE KAMPY GOES WACKY.
<Doshii_Jun> OK, I must make a shameless plea. Anyone here able to help me with a knife?
<Kampfer> I AM.
<Kampfer> THESE PEOPLE AREN'T.
<Doshii_Jun> Kampfer, that's what makes you the fine, bunnylicked soul you are.
<Kampfer> ...
<Soresu> LOL
<Kampfer> Forget it, I'm not helping you.
<Fivemarks> Doshii is really a softy inside
<Christopher> ...
* Christopher prepares another QQ.
<Fivemarks> We're all softies inside
<Soresu> Mr. Christopher, INITIATE QQ.
<Christopher> more so for fluffy little minibunnies.
* Christopher is now known as Mr_Christopher
<Mr_Christopher> Yes sir!
* Mr_Christopher ingages the QQ drive.
<Soresu> Kampfer: "D'awwwww, so fluffy and cute."
<Soresu> I swear, we love you Kampy.
<Kampfer> I HATE ALL OF YOU!
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<Fivemarks> Kampfer is so tsundere
<Kampfer> WHAT.
<Kampfer> DID YOU JUST CALL ME TSUNDERE?!
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<Soresu> MAN THE HARPOONS.
<Fivemarks> WHITE
<Fivemarks> WHALE
<Fivemarks> HOLY
<Fivemarks> GRAIL
<Kampfer> SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER
<Fivemarks> WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE WHALE
<Fivemarks> BREAK YOUR BACKS AND CRACK YOUR OARS MEN
<Fivemarks> IF YOU WISH TO PREVAIL
<Fivemarks> THIS IVORY LEG IS WHAT PROPELS ME
<Fivemarks> HARPONNS THRUST IN THE SKY
<Soresu> AND WITH ALL THE TWITCHY AND CUDDLY MIGHT OF THE BUNNY GODS I SMITETH THEE!
<Fivemarks> AIM DIRECTLY FOR HIS CROOKED BOW
<Fivemarks> AND LOOK HIM STRAIGHT IN THE EYEEEE
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<Kampfer> Le sigh. Buttercup never likes licking my fingers after I'm done showering.
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At least you're not my brother. He man-handled our male bunny. The poor thing was so distressed it died 3 weeks later.

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