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Quotes Quarantine

<Kampfer> That's it.
<Kampfer> You call down the thunder.
<Kampfer> NOW REAP THE WHIRLWIND.
<Missing> : )
<ThunderGodThor> use
* Omnidragon ([email protected]) has joined #StarArmy
<ThunderGodThor> yes
<Kampfer> Why are fish so smart?
<Kampfer> They live in schools.
<Omnidragon> hello him
<ThunderGodThor> you called?
<Omnidragon> im back all
<Kampfer> What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red sea?
<Kampfer> It gets wet.
<Kampfer> What fish is the most valueable?
<Kampfer> A GOLDFISH
<Missing> What is a zombie's favorite sea
<Kampfer> Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
<Missing> The Undead Sea.
<ThunderGodThor> dead sea
<Kampfer> THEY HAVE THEIR OWN SCALES
<Kampfer> WHAT'S THE BEST WAY TO CATCH A FISH?
<Kampfer> HAVE SOMEONE THROW IT AT YOU
<Missing> Why did the little fish complain at music practice?
<Missing> Because the teacher only let him perform his scales.
* Kampfer ENTERS DESPERATION MODE
<Missing> Why can't fish ballroom dance?
<Missing> Because they have no feet
<Kampfer> WHAT LIES AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA AND SHAKES?
<Kampfer> A NERVOUS WRECK
<ThunderGodThor> me
<Missing> What do you get when you cross an alien with sea life?
<Missing> A flying saucer-fish.
<Kampfer> WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU GRADUATE FROM SCUBA DIVING SH-
* Kampfer EXPLODES
<Exhack> Someone QQ this.
<Storen> lol
<Missing> Why do salmon migrate from the river to the ocean?
<Missing> To sea what they can sea.
<Kampfer> STOP IT.
<Kampfer> YOU HAVE BEATEN
<Kampfer> ADSADASKDJASDA
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need there more be said?

*edit* there was more

<Kampfer> ADSADASKDJASDA
<Kampfer> AFAFAOIFUDADKASD'AS
* Missing laughs maniacally.
* Kampfer CAN'T EXPLODE ANYMORE
<Missing> Those last three were all off the top o' my head.
<Missing> Now I am bald.
<Kampfer> adasdaDdadsDa
<Kampfer> GAAHHDAHSDHASDHASH
* Kampfer just cries
* Missing pats Kampfer gently on the shoulder. "It's alright, you can win next time.
<Kampfer> WAS THAT A PUN?!
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Yes, actually...kinda need the ENTIRE thing : )

Never mess with a master... said:
[2008:08:16:22:15] * Kim[Diablo2] ([email protected]) has joined #StarArmy
[2008:08:16:22:15] * Kim[Diablo2] is now known as KimG
[2008:08:16:22:15] <Kampfer> KIM.
[2008:08:16:22:15] <Missing> I was trying to derive who ThunderGodThor was.
[2008:08:16:22:15] <Missing> KIM.
[2008:08:16:22:15] <Kampfer> WHAT DO YOU CALL A FISH THAT TUNES A TUBA?
[2008:08:16:22:16] <Kampfer> A TUNE-A-FISH
[2008:08:16:22:16] <Kampfer> HAW. HAW. HAW.
[2008:08:16:22:16] <Missing> e_e
[2008:08:16:22:16] * ChanServ sets mode: +o KimG
[2008:08:16:22:16] <KimG> Yo
[2008:08:16:22:16] * Soresu reassembles the P-90 and proceeds to shoot Kampfer.
[2008:08:16:22:16] <ThunderGodThor> what did the fish say when it ran into a cement wall?
[2008:08:16:22:16] <Kampfer> dam
[2008:08:16:22:16] <ThunderGodThor> dang
[2008:08:16:22:16] <Missing> Lol.
[2008:08:16:22:16] <ThunderGodThor> it's no fun if you say the punchline for me
[2008:08:16:22:16] <Missing> What did the kid fish get in trouble on Monday for?
[2008:08:16:22:17] <Kampfer> ...
[2008:08:16:22:17] * ThunderGodThor smashes kampfer who should know better than to interrupt a joke
[2008:08:16:22:17] <Kampfer> What.
[2008:08:16:22:17] <Missing> Skipping school.
[2008:08:16:22:17] <ThunderGodThor> HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA
[2008:08:16:22:17] <Kampfer> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH.
[2008:08:16:22:17] * Kampfer EXPLODES
[2008:08:16:22:17] * Missing performs a VICTORY POSE!
[2008:08:16:22:17] * ThunderGodThor sweeps up Kampfer particles
[2008:08:16:22:17] * Missing acquires 35 exp.
[2008:08:16:22:18] <Kampfer> That's it.
[2008:08:16:22:18] <Kampfer> You call down the thunder.
[2008:08:16:22:18] <Kampfer> NOW REAP THE WHIRLWIND.
[2008:08:16:22:18] <Missing> : )
[2008:08:16:22:18] * Omnidragon ([email protected]) has joined #StarArmy
[2008:08:16:22:18] <ThunderGodThor> use
[2008:08:16:22:18] <ThunderGodThor> yes
[2008:08:16:22:18] <Kampfer> Why are fish so smart?
[2008:08:16:22:18] <Kampfer> They live in schools.
[2008:08:16:22:18] <Omnidragon> hello him
[2008:08:16:22:18] <ThunderGodThor> you called?
[2008:08:16:22:18] <Omnidragon> im back all
[2008:08:16:22:18] <Kampfer> What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red sea?
[2008:08:16:22:18] <Kampfer> It gets wet.
[2008:08:16:22:18] <Kampfer> What fish is the most valueable?
[2008:08:16:22:18] <Kampfer> A GOLDFISH
[2008:08:16:22:18] <Missing> What is a zombie's favorite sea?
[2008:08:16:22:18] <Kampfer> Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
[2008:08:16:22:18] <Missing> The Undead Sea.
[2008:08:16:22:18] <ThunderGodThor> dead sea
[2008:08:16:22:18] <Kampfer> THEY HAVE THEIR OWN SCALES
[2008:08:16:22:18] <Kampfer> WHAT'S THE BEST WAY TO CATCH A FISH?
[2008:08:16:22:19] <Kampfer> HAVE SOMEONE THROW IT AT YOU
[2008:08:16:22:19] <Missing> Why did the little fish complain at music practice?
[2008:08:16:22:19] <Missing> Because the teacher only let him perform his scales.
[2008:08:16:22:19] * Kampfer ENTERS DESPERATION MODE
[2008:08:16:22:19] <Missing> Why can't fish ballroom dance?
[2008:08:16:22:19] <Missing> Because they have no feet
[2008:08:16:22:19] <Kampfer> WHAT LIES AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA AND SHAKES?
[2008:08:16:22:19] <Kampfer> A NERVOUS WRECK
[2008:08:16:22:19] <ThunderGodThor> me
[2008:08:16:22:19] <Missing> What do you get when you cross an alien with sea life?
[2008:08:16:22:19] <Missing> A flying saucer-fish.
[2008:08:16:22:19] <Kampfer> WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU GRADUATE FROM SCUBA DIVING SH-
[2008:08:16:22:19] * Kampfer EXPLODES
[2008:08:16:22:20] <Exhack> Someone QQ this.
[2008:08:16:22:20] <Storen> lol
[2008:08:16:22:20] <Missing> Why do salmon migrate from the river to the ocean?
[2008:08:16:22:20] <Missing> To sea what they can sea.
[2008:08:16:22:20] <Kampfer> STOP IT.
[2008:08:16:22:20] <Kampfer> YOU HAVE BEATEN
[2008:08:16:22:20] <Kampfer> ADSADASKDJASDA
[2008:08:16:22:20] <Kampfer> AFAFAOIFUDADKASD'AS
[2008:08:16:22:20] * Missing laughs maniacally.
[2008:08:16:22:20] * Kampfer CAN'T EXPLODE ANYMORE
[2008:08:16:22:20] <Missing> Those last three were all off the top o' my head.
[2008:08:16:22:20] <Missing> Now I am bald.
[2008:08:16:22:21] <Kampfer> adasdaDdadsDa
[2008:08:16:22:21] <Kampfer> GAAHHDAHSDHASDHASH
[2008:08:16:22:21] * Kampfer just cries
[2008:08:16:22:21] * Missing pats Kampfer gently on the shoulder. "It's alright, you can win next time.
[2008:08:16:22:21] <Kampfer> WAS THAT A PUN?!
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[00] <SUBLIMEinal> Kampfer and myself are the ones who cause hell.
[00] <Exhack> But it's still my fault?

[00] <Exhack> So you guys can raise hell and I can angst over it.
[00] <SUBLIMEinal> Yes.
[00] <Kampfer> Yes.
[00] <SUBLIMEinal> Welcome to GMhood.

[00] <Exhack> All I need is a cute but bitchy redhead and a handful of semen... and this is just like Neon Genesis Evangelion.
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<Kampfer> UR DOING IT RONG.
<Fivemarks> FUCK YOU I HAVE A CODPIECE
<Kampfer> ...
<Kampfer> WHY DO YOU HAVE A CODPIECE
<Fivemarks> BECAUSE I CUT A COD UP
<Fivemarks> YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
<Kampfer> ...
<Kampfer> Fuck you.
<Kampfer> That was amazing, but fuck you for it.
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<SUBLIMEinal> My younger sister's in the room. Will I regret doing that?
<Exhack> How much younger?
<SUBLIMEinal> She's 11.
<SUBLIMEinal> Say anything, I'll replace your eyes with your nuts.
<Exhack> Naw.
<Exhack> I have a brother around that age, anyway.
* Exhack wonders.
<SUBLIMEinal> ...
<Exhack> I do not want to have you as an in-law.
<Exhack> 'Sides, my parents are already planning on having him date a daughter of a friend of the family. :p
<SUBLIMEinal> ... F*** you, you're having me as an in-law.
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<Jess> Exhack and Sub are propagating underage sex between their siblings
<MoonMan> DONE AND DONE.
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Doshii_Jun> Doc's a great doctor.
* JoMidori pounces ontop of Chris' back and grins.
<Hiro> Doc lacks the manliness to be an excellent doc
<Doshii_Jun> If you're looking for a cure to your love of violent hermaphrodites.
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[22] <SUBLIMEinal> You know what's cute?
[22] <SUBLIMEinal> Fucking sharks.
[22] <SUBLIMEinal> Sharks are cute.
[22] <Soresu> Shark Sex isn't cute, unless you're some kind of basement baby.
[22] <SUBLIMEinal> ... Shark Sex is horrifying. Sharks themselves are cute.
[22] <Soresu> Lawl
[22] <JoMidori> lol
[22] <Hiro> shark sex is good for those who like biting
[22] <Jess> What about Fay's shark people?
[22] <Doshii_Jun> What the hell?
[22] <Soresu> SUSHI WITH LEGS
[22] <Hiro> I wouldn't get anywhere near a shark jess
[22] <Soresu> The question is how
[22] <Jess> http://yamer.deviantart.com/art/Commiss ... s-83995883
[22] <Hiro> those teeth tend to scare me
[22] <MoonMan> And have a bastard child named Sharko.
[22] <Jess> Shark-ish
[22] <Doshii_Jun> —
[22] <Doshii_Jun> Dammit.
[22] <Jess> That's the character Fay wanted to use for inspiration for the Azoreans
[22] <Doshii_Jun> ...
[22] <Doshii_Jun> Dammit!
[22] <Doshii_Jun> yes.
[22] <MoonMan> ...
[22] <Jess> Yes?
[22] * MoonMan sobs.
[22] <Doshii_Jun> Yes, I would do it with THAT shark.
[22] <MoonMan> Nobody got it.
[22] <Doshii_Jun> That shark only.
[22] <SUBLIMEinal> That is a very attractive shark.
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