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Quotes Quarantine

AMERICA! FUCK YEEEAH! said:
(4:13:17 PM) ***MissingNo pulls Sub back into IRC.
(4:13:39 PM) MissingNo: [2008:07:20:13:11] * SUBLIMEinal ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: Leaving.)
(4:13:39 PM) MissingNo: [2008:07:20:13:12] <Kampfer> GET BACK HERE SUB
(4:13:39 PM) MissingNo: [2008:07:20:13:12] <Kampfer> MISSING MAKE HIM COME BAC
(4:13:39 PM) MissingNo: [2008:07:20:13:12] * SUBLIMEinal ([email protected]) has joined #StarArmy
(4:13:39 PM) SUBLIMEinal: WOOSH
(4:13:45 PM) SUBLIMEinal: ...
(4:13:51 PM) SUBLIMEinal: QQ'd. Hardcore.
(4:14:21 PM) Kampfer: HOLY SHIT YOU'RE LIKE A MAGICIAN.
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There's no sense crying over every mistake... said:
(11:17:23 PM) Kai: hello world!
(11:17:34 PM) SUBLIMEinal: NO U
(11:17:42 PM) ***SUBLIMEinal kicks Kai out of an airplane.
(11:17:59 PM) Kampfer[SSA] is now known as World
(11:18:01 PM) World: HI KAI! :d
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Kai> umm... if reading's bad... then WTF are you doing at SA?
<Yoroko> umm....looking at pictures?
* Yoroko points at the starmap
<Kai> ..... you do realize 97% of SARP is text-based, don't you?
* Kai rams the starmap onto your finger
<Yoroko> bah, who looks at text anyway
<Yoroko> nuuuuuuu
<Yoroko> i needed the starmap unfolded :(
* Kai crumples it into a tiny ball, then lights it on fire, then turns it into a suppository.
<Yoroko> :'(
<Yoroko> now how am i supposed to finish!?!?
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<Kai> make a new map
<Yoroko> TT_TT
|<-- Soresu has left irc.sorcery.net (Client Quit)
<Kai> put everything on it wrong
<Kai> and then sneeze.
<Kai> once you've completed this, you must drive a ferrari off a bridge, then throw foodstamps at tomoe. He will then make a new map for you that is correct.
<Yoroko> but...but
<Yoroko> that won't make it right
<Yoroko> lo
<Yoroko> *lol
<Kai> YES IT WILL
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half an hour or so later...


Kai> tons, even
<Kai> I DO live halfway down a ravine.
<DocTomoe> WELL I LIVE ALL THE WAY DOWN THE RAVINE... OF LIFE
<DocTomoe> Ahem, I mean, hello everyone.
<Yoroko> ooh ooh!!
* Yoroko throws foodstamps at Tomoe
* DocTomoe catches them and pockets them.
<DocTomoe> Thank you.
<Yoroko> map?
<Kai> LOLOLOL
<DocTomoe> Map what?
<Kai> did you drive the ferrari off the bridge, yoro?
<Yoroko> uuh....
<Yoroko> no
<Yoroko> I couldn't let it go
<Yoroko> I lurved it too much
<Kai> see. it won't work till you do.
<Yoroko> ;.;
<Yoroko> map?
<Kai> ... this is so QQ'ed
<Yoroko> lol
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Tomoe Tomoe: All your suggestions involve getting up, my guts hurt, and I'm lazy.
FluidJin: Hey, either gut relief or remain lazy and feel gut pain.
Jo Midori: open up the case of your comp and lay the water next to the CPU
Tomoe Tomoe: It finished disolving nao.
FluidJin: DRINK MAN DRINK
Tomoe Tomoe: -Pats the two for making suggestions.-
FluidJin: DRINK LIKE A TAIWANESE HOOKER.
FluidJin: AND NO, NOT LIKE THE ONE WHO SINGS IN TIFF'S COMPUTAR.
Tomoe Tomoe: HOOOOOOEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHOOOOOOOOONNNNYYYYAAAAAAA~
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* SUBLIMEinal has joined #StarArmy
<SUBLIMEinal> LALALALALALA
<SUBLIMEinal> IS ANYONE HOME:!
* Luca has joined #StarArmy
<SUBLIMEinal> LUCA
<Luca> SUBWOOFULATOR
<SUBLIMEinal> YO
<Luca> How goes?
<SUBLIMEinal> Non-caps is fo' hoes.
<SUBLIMEinal> Highly!
<SUBLIMEinal> Bakes of out my cakes
<Luca> Coo'
<Luca> Did you see le game I am of le making?
<SUBLIMEinal> No
<SUBLIMEinal> Cuz
<SUBLIMEinal> I'm baekd
<Heretic_Zed> Warg
<SUBLIMEinal> eEHAT I' HAINT NE ER HEARD OF
<SUBLIMEinal> RNGLISH NITGERFYCKER DI YIUY SPAEJ UT
<Heretic_Zed> No, in fact, you are hallucinating this whole conversation.
<SUBLIMEinal> no u
<Heretic_Zed> Yes me
<SUBLIMEinal> no u
<Heretic_Zed> No me?
<SUBLIMEinal> NO TESTIBLE TNO SHAFT
<Heretic_Zed> Yes U?
<SUBLIMEinal> i xcanr tead
<Heretic_Zed> Sure you can
<SUBLIMEinal> No
<Heretic_Zed> No? No u?
<SUBLIMEinal> NO U
<SUBLIMEinal> WTG
<Heretic_Zed> so we agree, U is a bad thing.
<SUBLIMEinal> no u
<Heretic_Zed> Yes, thats what U said
<SUBLIMEinal> NON U
<Heretic_Zed> No you?
<SUBLIMEinal> UTERR TWORDS
<SUBLIMEinal> I'nm really hgih
<SUBLIMEinal> It'd yway
<Heretic_Zed> How do you know I'm even here then?
<SUBLIMEinal> Because.
<SUBLIMEinal> You all balls anf no shaft robaht
<SUBLIMEinal> I LOVE BOONDOCKS
<Heretic_Zed> Boondocks loves you too.
<SUBLIMEinal> I know
<Heretic_Zed> Looooooooves you
<Luca> CONSUME AND POWER IT UP, C'MON SHOW US YOUR LOVE.
<SUBLIMEinal> Yes.
<SUBLIMEinal> No.
<SUBLIMEinal> Maybe so
<SUBLIMEinal> Frendafeeeee
<Heretic_Zed> oddalydo?
<Heretic_Zed> dodo do?
<SUBLIMEinal> Yes
<Heretic_Zed> Do do
<Heretic_Zed> So we agree, U R not wanted right?
<SUBLIMEinal> No. I am.
<SUBLIMEinal> Don't try to push me to suicide.
<SUBLIMEinal> Which is what you're doing.
<SUBLIMEinal> It's BAD JOJO.
<Heretic_Zed> I'm evil, do you think I care?
<SUBLIMEinal> Yes.
<SUBLIMEinal> Because that's not fucking cool
<SUBLIMEinal> Jesus that is a big dog.
<Heretic_Zed> then you'd be wrong.
<Heretic_Zed> the dog is in fact very small.
<SUBLIMEinal> ...
<SUBLIMEinal> You're not very aersome.
<SUBLIMEinal> That's not cool
<SUBLIMEinal> Who thre that candy cbar in the pool
<Heretic_Zed> U did, that damn U
<SUBLIMEinal> ILLITATERATE
* Heretic_Zed is now known as U
<U> Mwahahahahaha
<SUBLIMEinal> ILLITERATE
<SUBLIMEinal> ILLUMINATI
<U> And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for you meddling kids and you very small dog!
<SUBLIMEinal> ...
<SUBLIMEinal> Woah.
<SUBLIMEinal> Okay.
<SUBLIMEinal> Seriously.
<SUBLIMEinal> We can't move from the chair.
<U> Sure We can
<SUBLIMEinal> Yes
* U is now known as Heretic_Zed
<Heretic_Zed> calm yourself sub, take it slow.
<SUBLIMEinal> I am.
<SUBLIMEinal> Only way
<SUBLIMEinal> Is if I'm hiiiiiiiiiigh.
<Heretic_Zed> Then stand up silly!
<SUBLIMEinal> No.
<Heretic_Zed> No you?
<Heretic_Zed> There once was a mother with three boys named Nat, Pat and Tat.
<Heretic_Zed> She said it was fun in the breeding
<Heretic_Zed> but found it was hell in the feeding
<Heretic_Zed> when she saw there was no tit for tat.
<SUBLIMEinal> Caw like a cow
<Heretic_Zed> "This is crow, he likes to stand at the door and go 'Bo!'"
<SUBLIMEinal> No.
<SUBLIMEinal> I'm lraving
* SUBLIMEinal has left #StarArmy
<Heretic_Zed> Was it something I said?
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Sometimes it pays to be a late night lurking bastard.
 
<Fian> 160 CM
<Fian> Thats...
<Fian> Slightly over 10 CM shorter than me
<Fian> Not that short
<Kyoki> >_>
<Fian> There are shorter here.
<Fian> I blame the diet.
* Kyoki short... ._.;;
<Fian> Its okay for girls to be short.
<Fian> Guy 160CM in the other hand......
<Kyoki> ._.;;;;;;;
* Kyoki dislikes her height
<Fian> Unless youre a guy.
* Fian checks under Kyoki's skirt to be sure.
<Kyoki> O///////O
* Kyoki smacks Fian half way around the globe
<Fian> LACEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* Fian becomes a twinkle in the sky
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Kampfer's Quest for a Korean Woman, Ep. 2!

<Kampfer> Attractive older Korean woman at Wal Mart is attractive.
* SUBLIMEinal is now known as Minipax
<Minipax> Company of Heroes! Yay!
<Kampfer> She's actually shapely and not all doughy.
<@KimG> Going cougar huntin' Roscoe?
<Kampfer> I have been.
<Kampfer> She gave me a lot of places where I can find good Kim Chee, and her daughter is kinda cute.
<Gallant> Kamphfer's quest for a Korean woman is progressing.
<Ex[teel]> Sieg Kampfer!
<Ex[teel]> Brb.
<Kampfer> If I actually marry a Korean woman, I expect doom.
* Kampfer has seen lots of Japanese-Korean couples, and the Japanese husband is usually very much yelled at.
<Gallant> But you're not in this for marriage.
<Gallant> You're in this to be dating a korean chick who can make you Kim Chee.
<Kampfer> And cut my hair.
<Gallant> You just need a simple haircut.
<Gallant> And some clippers. Yep.
<Kampfer> OH HO HO
<Kampfer> I APPARENTLY NEED TO BUY SODA
<Kampfer> GOOD THING THAT THE NEAREST PLACE IS
<Kampfer> WAL MART
<Kampfer> BRB
* Kampfer is now known as Kampfer[YYEAAH]
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[03] Beck: So I look like a monkey.
[03] Osaka: lol...
[03] DocTomoe: Actually, its more like a human with a rather adorable tail and cute ears.
[03] Osaka: Beck.
[03] Beck: Awe. Okay.
[03] Osaka: I play what's basically a "very tall pale elf woman"
[03] Osaka: Only it's not a woman.
[03] DocTomoe: As you may see, they're not furry, they're smooth skinned goodness.
[03] Osaka: And she's not always tall or cute.
[03] DocTomoe: SHE IS LIKE A JELL-O MOLD OF EVIL
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EVIL!
 
Beck: Who the fuck is Lillius. xD
[03] Osaka: This is true.
[03] Osaka: Ah. Well, she's not in yet.
[03] DocTomoe: A loli goo-girl which we'll be taking on soon.
[03] Beck: Ah.
[03] Osaka: An uneducated Sourcian, recovered from a fighter-craft of alien origin.
[03] Osaka: Like a wild animal.
[03] Osaka: Think Sasami meets Alien.
[03] Beck: Hmm.
[03] Osaka: As in Aliens.
[03] Osaka: The movies.
[03] Beck: My character needs skills.
[03] Beck: And a good name.
[03] Beck: A cute name.
[03] DocTomoe: OMG KAWAII OH GOD ACID IN FACE OH GOD FIRE DOES NOT HURT IT OH GOD
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Seems Sourcians are getting a bad rep. :\
 
cow1222234: that shit is hilarious
Greg2bt: haha
cow1222234: you get it?
Greg2bt: no
cow1222234: here
cow1222234: now?
Greg2bt: no
cow1222234: fuck it nvm
Greg2bt: kk
cow1222234: damnit
Greg2bt: haha
cow1222234: you know what
cow1222234: fuck AIM
Greg2bt: haha
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He never got it
 
<Fian> PEOPLE WILL THINK THEY ARE MISHUS
<Fian> AND THEN THERE"LL BE A TIE AND THEY GET SENT BACK TO WABRGLEFLUX
<Della> lol, "WABRGLEFLUX"
* Fian turns off the random Mishu planet generator
<Della> random Mishu planet generator?
* Della doesn't know.
<Gallant> Random Mishu Generator?
<Ex[teel]> My generator consists of banging my head against the keyboard and removing the letters that make too much sense.
<Gallant> Lol.
<Ex[teel]> Huylidfjgbdlkvjfhsdivbiubeifvwcyvwhjvjsbvfikbsccvk, anyone?
<Gallant> Oh, isn't that right by Hasfdfjekefadksjgs?
<Ex[teel]> Yeah.. but to get there, you have to suffer the shitty traffic in Fhurkasjfhlvsdnfovihsvovhbobnooofuysfs.
<Fian> brbrbufablgafabvebub
<Gallant> Mhm. And if you get a ticket you've got to deal with those Erosdlkjbbkadignan sentries.
* Fian pulls up his pants and flushes the toilet.
<Fian> Hows that for a random mishu generator?
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ALSO: THE REVELATION!

<Kampfer[YYYEAAHH]> I'm gonna stalk the roof tops of the world and shoot all white men or white women that date asian men or women with a crossbow.
<Kampfer[YYYEAAHH]> I'll be like Blade.
<Gallant> Kampf,
* Christopher monocles.
<Exhack> Jess, you're an artist. Difference by design.
<Jessica> Kampfer has acceptance issues.
<Gallant> Don't you WANT a korean chick?
<Kampfer[YYYEAAHH]> FUCK.
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