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Quotes Quarantine

This is why you don't disobey the Fort Ready instructors:

mizunoyoroko: wow
mizunoyoroko: is it love kai?
mizunoyoroko: is it love?
T H: is what love?
mizunoyoroko: what kail will give to maya
Mike Briscoe: ...
T H: no, it's a demotion, an ames suit, and a toothbrush.
Koari Smith: no not a dooth brush an eyeliner brush
T H: or a q-tip
mizunoyoroko: a q tip!?!?
mizunoyoroko: ingenious
mizunoyoroko: that main cannon had better be really clean too
 
neinman3: Koku
neinman3: We've decided.
neinman3: You're fired.
neinman3: From life.
kokuten_chiaki: M'kay.
kokuten_chiaki has left the conference.

neinman3: ....
neinman3: Damnit
FluidJin: LOL
 
=-= Kampfer[SSA] was booted from #Styrling by YOU (Kampfer[SSA])
<Exhack> Wierd. He didn't rejoin.
<WoWpriest> Mmm.
<Kyoki> >_>;;
<Kyoki> some irc clients don't auto rejoin
<Kyoki> neither of mine do
<WoWpriest> I knew he wouldn't want to come back in.
-->| Kampfer[SSA] ([email protected]) has joined #Styrling
 
<Kampfer[SSA]> Gentlemen.
<Kampfer[SSA]> I have made a map of the IRC.
<Shunrai> o_O
<`5tar> Does it has treasure? :eek:
<Kampfer[SSA]> No.
<Kampfer[SSA]> It has the Troll Jungle, the @ Castle, the General Populace City, the Angry Dome (Next to the Arena), and the island of the Banned.
<`5tar> Then it's not a map, it's a stinky thing with things on it!
<`5tar> You need a red X. :D
<Kampfer[SSA]> http://i29.tinypic.com/i27io7.png
<Kampfer[SSA]> Thar be the map.
<`5tar> You needs a treasure!
<Kampfer[SSA]> THERE IS NO FUCKING TREASURE IN THE IRC.
<Itkatsu> So true
<`5tar> I would like to beg differently... ;3
<`Kes> The map needs..
* `Kes takes a long pause.
<`Kes> ..A Legend~!!
<`Kes> >.>
<`Kes> <.<
<`Kes> Well it does.
<Itkatsu> hur hur
<`5tar> It also needs a treasure... <.<
<Kampfer[SSA]> THERE IS NO FUCKING TREASURE ON THE IRC.
* `Kes thinks we should make Kampy the treasure, so's we can raep'z him. =3
<Shunrai> thats why its hidden :X
<Kampfer[SSA]> ...
<Kampfer[SSA]> THERE IS NO TREASURE.
<`Kes> heh heh heh.
<Kampfer[SSA]> THE ONLY TREASURE THERE IS, IS PEACE.
<Shunrai> thats what you think :p
<Kampfer[SSA]> AND THAT'S WAAAAYYYY OVER THERE.
* Treasure ([email protected]) has joined #StarArmy
<Itkatsu> Where's this treasure then, Shun :p
<Treasure> Sorry, I heard someone was looking for me?
<`5tar> Score!
* `5tar takes treasure. :3
<Itkatsu> I can't tell who that is, 'cause I'm not on mIRC :(
* AnotherTreasure ([email protected]) has joined #StarArmy
<`5tar> Yay more treasure.
<Kampfer[SSA]> ...
* `5tar is glad Kampf never maked any of it on the map, this way 5tar gets it all to him self. ;3
<Kampfer[SSA]> That's goddamned Tiff, isn't it?
<AnotherTreasure> Oh, there's already Treasure here.
<Kampfer[SSA]> Yes, a very ancient treasure.
<Treasure> It's okay baby, we can get together and make a mother load. ;D
 
5tar said:
<AnotherTreasure> Oh, there's already Treasure here.
<Kampfer[SSA]> Yes, a very ancient treasure.
<Treasure> It's okay baby, we can get together and make a mother load. ;D
That's win : D

So, AnotherTreasure, you want to get with a very ancient Treasure?

Wouldn't that be like robbing the grave?
 
Fay Saelus: :0
hiro_seishin: what
Fay Saelus: I just stubbed my toe. ;_;
hiro_seishin: ow
Fay Saelus: yea
Fay Saelus: stupid desk! >.<
hiro_seishin: desk: fu fu fu
Fay Saelus: me: *takes out the chainsaw*
hiro_seishin: desK: *has metal reinforcing*
Fay Saelus: me: damnit... *FAIL*
hiro_seishin: desk: *has wood*
Fay Saelus: me: So do I, but only in the morning and when I'm with my girlfriend.
hiro_seishin: desk: *rams a sliver of wood into your finger
Fay Saelus: me: OW!!! DAMN YOU!!! *chainsaws it endlessly*
hiro_seishin: lol
 
IRC said:
[15] *** Kampfer [[email protected]] has joined #StarArmy

[15] <Yoroko> darn...

[15] <Fay> lol

[15] * Yoroko casts banish Kampfer

[15] * Yoroko summons Lin[Aoiko]

[15] * Tyler notes yoroko phailed

[15] * Fay lols.

[15] *** Kampfer is now known as Nickless-506CE

[15] *** Lin[Aoiko] [[email protected]] has joined #StarArmy

It wasn't actually her, though. The Irony. XD
 
#StarArmy said:
<Kampfer> ...
<Kampfer> WHAT
<Kampfer> WHY IS LIN A @
<@Lin[Aoiko]> I DON'T KNOW.
<Kampfer> LIN.
<Kampfer> HAVE I EVER TOLD YOU HOW MUCH I RESPECT YOU AS AN INDIVIDUAL?
<@Lin[Aoiko]> No, you really haven't.
<Kampfer> WELL.
<Kampfer> I REPESCT YOU.
<Kampfer> RESPECT, EVEN.
* Kampfer wonders if he can one day be an @
<`5tar> No.
<Kampfer> ...
<Kampfer> ;-;
<`5tar> Okay that was a bit mean... if you hurry to #KampferLand, you can be!

#KampferLand said:
* Now talking in #KampferLand
* aurora.sorcery.net sets mode: +nt
* Kampfer ([email protected]) has joined #KampferLand
<Kampfer> WHAT THE SHIT.
<@`5tar> Ooop, too late!
<Kampfer> YOU ARE A HORRIBLE PERSON.
<Kampfer> YOU JUST PUT A NICE CAKE IN FRONT OF ME AND THEN KICK MY TEETH IN WHEN I SMILE AT IT.
* raz ([email protected]) has joined #KampferLand
* @`5tar reminds you that the cake is a lie.
<raz> d'awwwwwwww
<Kampfer> THIS FUCKING SUCKS.
* `5tar sets mode: +o raz
<@`5tar> :D
<Kampfer> ...
<Kampfer> I HATE YOU ALL
* Kampfer ([email protected]) has left #KampferLand



  • A few moments later...



#KampferLand said:
* Kampfer ([email protected]) has joined #KampferLand
<Kampfer> OH MY GOD, REALLY?
<Kampfer> STILL THERE.
<@`5tar> Sorry, you'll never be an OP.
<@`5tar> EVER!
* Kampfer ([email protected]) has left #KampferLand
 
I'm fuckin' Classic said:
(8:28:22 PM) SUBLIMEinal: Exhack, JP tonight?
(8:28:32 PM) Kampfer: Ex isn't here.
(8:28:45 PM) SUBLIMEinal: ...
(8:28:53 PM) Tyler [[email protected]] entered the room.
(8:28:55 PM) SUBLIMEinal: Your mom isn't here.
(8:29:14 PM) Doshii: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(8:29:16 PM) RuneAndrew [[email protected]] entered the room.
(8:29:16 PM) mode (+o RuneAndrew) by ChanServ
(8:29:30 PM) Doshii: That was so pathetic, it nearly made me choke on my water.
 
ManiacMouser (11:38:29 AM): due to a long period of unconsciousness last night I am actively doing it right now..
KetsuruiChiharu (11:38:52 AM): o.o
KetsuruiChiharu (11:39:02 AM): use lube
ManiacMouser (11:39:02 AM): modding dirk's psp
KetsuruiChiharu (11:39:07 AM): ah ok.
ManiacMouser (11:39:13 AM): lol
 
I never thought we'd be able to get her to say that. said:
[21] * DragonNova uses the bandaids to blind Sub and tape his mouth shut
[21] <SUBLIMEinal> MMMMMMRMMMM! MMMM! MMMMMMMRRRRRMMMMMM!
[21] =-= YOU are now known as SUBBONDinal
[21] <Kyoki> ...kinky
 
utter boredom
* Yagen throws anti-quiet bomb
* @Wes ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.82.1 [Firefox 2.0.0.14/2008040413])
<Yagen> Apparently it was a dud...
* Yoroko throws Yagen
<Kai> BLARGH!!
<Yagen> :O!
<Kai> I was reading XD
<Yoroko> Silence is golden Yagen! Golden!! I could have been rich selling it, but nooooo, you had to go and destroy it.
* Yagen is thrown, but shouts "IT WORKS!" as he flys
<Yagen> Let me get a part of your stakes and I'll let you grow it :p
* Kai shouts "YOUR MOM WORKS!"
<Yoroko> nu
<Yagen> I'd hope she does
* Kai adds " THE CORNERS IN NEPLESLIA!"
<Yagen> That joke was lamer than FDR's legs...
<Kai> because i'm lame like that.
<Yagen> I need to research why Truman was a bad president and how to defeat him tomorrow...
<Kai> truman sucked because he was not a true man.
<Yagen> ...
<Yagen> Your on a bad joke roll XD
<Yagen> Go for the gold!
* Kai is onn a roll down to the bottom XD
<Yagen> At least you're getting somewhere XD
<Kai> Well, I thought i was being PUN-y XDDDDD
<Yagen> If you're not confused then you were not paying attention.
<Kai> you losers must all be broke then, 'cause attention doesn't need much more than pocket change to be satisfied.
<Yagen> If you can only go left or right, and you know that left isn't right, then by a process of elimination, right must be right because it's the only way left.
<Kai> that's because three right turns makes a left.
<Kai> right?
<Yagen> Yeah
<Yagen> But if killer whales sing like other whales, do they have orca-stras?
<Kai> only if they sing on porpoise
<Kai> in any case, a Pod of Orcas could beat Seal in that kind of contest any day!
 
11:29:30 PM Le Blue Dude: *huggle*
11:31:34 PM Chim - Why is Emo normal for me? ([email protected]): *edges away*
11:31:34 PM Chim - Why is Emo normal for me? ([email protected]): Commited relationship LBD. No random huggles.
11:31:38 PM Le Blue Dude: :p
11:32:23 PM Le Blue Dude: It's just a guy huggling a guy. If your GF likes Shonen-Ai, it's bonus, and if your GF doesn't it's just a weird guy who is confident in being himself, hugging a shier guy
11:32:48 PM Le Blue Dude: ... I knew one girl who wanted to pay me to tie up her BF and have butshex with him for her amusement...
11:32:54 PM Le Blue Dude: *Shudders* She was SCARY
11:34:13 PM Le Blue Dude: I hope your GF isn't that sort...
11:34:44 PM Chim - Why is Emo normal for me? ([email protected]): No, she isn't.
11:34:58 PM Le Blue Dude: Good! it's creepy enough with ONE girl asking me to
11:35:06 PM Le Blue Dude: ... God what if TWO did... and they MET!
11:35:08 PM Le Blue Dude: AHHHHH!
 
The righteous live and the wrong get wrench'd said:
<Luca_P> Ahh - I love burning spies disguised as me.
<Luca_P> Brings a glimmer to my eyes.
[ERROR] Connection to irc://irc.sorcery.net/ (irc://irc.sorcery.net/) reset. [Help]
[INFO] Connecting to irc://irc.sorcery.net/ (irc://irc.sorcery.net/)… [Cancel]
=== *** Processing connection to aurora.sorcery.net
=== *** Looking up your hostname...
=== *** Couldn't look up your hostname
=== The nickname “Luca_P” is already in use, trying “Luca_P_”.
=-= User mode for Luca_P_ is now +im
-->| YOU (Luca_P_) have joined #StarArmy
<Luca_P_> SPAH SAPPIN MAH USERNAME!!
* Luca_P_ wrenches Luca_P
|<-- Luca_P has left irc.sorcery.net (Ping timeout: 250 seconds)
=-= YOU are now known as Luca_P
* Luca_P taunts the ragdoll of Luca_P
 
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