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<`5tar> I'mmmm baaaaaack!
<Kampfer> NOBODY CARES.
<`5tar> FINE!
<Kampfer> GO AWAY.
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<Kampfer> OR SUFFER MY NIN-PO.
<Kampfer> ....
<Kampfer> NO COME BACK.
<Gamerofthegame> ...
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<Kampfer[SSA]> Gentlemen.
<Kampfer[SSA]> I have made a map of the IRC.
<Shunrai>
<`5tar> Does it has treasure?
<Kampfer[SSA]> No.
<Kampfer[SSA]> It has the Troll Jungle, the @ Castle, the General Populace City, the Angry Dome (Next to the Arena), and the island of the Banned.
<`5tar> Then it's not a map, it's a stinky thing with things on it!
<`5tar> You need a red X.
<Kampfer[SSA]> http://i29.tinypic.com/i27io7.png
<Kampfer[SSA]> Thar be the map.
<`5tar> You needs a treasure!
<Kampfer[SSA]> THERE IS NO FUCKING TREASURE IN THE IRC.
<Itkatsu> So true
<`5tar> I would like to beg differently... ;3
<`Kes> The map needs..
* `Kes takes a long pause.
<`Kes> ..A Legend~!!
<`Kes> >.>
<`Kes> <.<
<`Kes> Well it does.
<Itkatsu> hur hur
<`5tar> It also needs a treasure... <.<
<Kampfer[SSA]> THERE IS NO FUCKING TREASURE ON THE IRC.
* `Kes thinks we should make Kampy the treasure, so's we can raep'z him. =3
<Shunrai> thats why its hidden :X
<Kampfer[SSA]> ...
<Kampfer[SSA]> THERE IS NO TREASURE.
<`Kes> heh heh heh.
<Kampfer[SSA]> THE ONLY TREASURE THERE IS, IS PEACE.
<Shunrai> thats what you think
<Kampfer[SSA]> AND THAT'S WAAAAYYYY OVER THERE.
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<Itkatsu> Where's this treasure then, Shun
<Treasure> Sorry, I heard someone was looking for me?
<`5tar> Score!
* `5tar takes treasure. :3
<Itkatsu> I can't tell who that is, 'cause I'm not on mIRC
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<`5tar> Yay more treasure.
<Kampfer[SSA]> ...
* `5tar is glad Kampf never maked any of it on the map, this way 5tar gets it all to him self. ;3
<Kampfer[SSA]> That's goddamned Tiff, isn't it?
<AnotherTreasure> Oh, there's already Treasure here.
<Kampfer[SSA]> Yes, a very ancient treasure.
<Treasure> It's okay baby, we can get together and make a mother load. ;D
#StarArmy said:
#KampferLand said:* Now talking in #KampferLand
* aurora.sorcery.net sets mode: +nt
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<Kampfer> WHAT THE SHIT.
<@`5tar> Ooop, too late!
<Kampfer> YOU ARE A HORRIBLE PERSON.
<Kampfer> YOU JUST PUT A NICE CAKE IN FRONT OF ME AND THEN KICK MY TEETH IN WHEN I SMILE AT IT.
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* @`5tar reminds you that the cake is a lie.
<raz> d'awwwwwwww
<Kampfer> THIS FUCKING SUCKS.
* `5tar sets mode: +o raz
<@`5tar>
<Kampfer> ...
<Kampfer> I HATE YOU ALL
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#KampferLand said:
I'm fuckin' Classic said:
I never thought we'd be able to get her to say that. said:
HE HAS BEEN INDUCTED said:
* Yagen throws anti-quiet bomb
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<Yagen> Apparently it was a dud...
* Yoroko throws Yagen
<Kai> BLARGH!!
<Yagen> :O!
<Kai> I was reading XD
<Yoroko> Silence is golden Yagen! Golden!! I could have been rich selling it, but nooooo, you had to go and destroy it.
* Yagen is thrown, but shouts "IT WORKS!" as he flys
<Yagen> Let me get a part of your stakes and I'll let you grow it
* Kai shouts "YOUR MOM WORKS!"
<Yoroko> nu
<Yagen> I'd hope she does
* Kai adds " THE CORNERS IN NEPLESLIA!"
<Yagen> That joke was lamer than FDR's legs...
<Kai> because i'm lame like that.
<Yagen> I need to research why Truman was a bad president and how to defeat him tomorrow...
<Kai> truman sucked because he was not a true man.
<Yagen> ...
<Yagen> Your on a bad joke roll XD
<Yagen> Go for the gold!
* Kai is onn a roll down to the bottom XD
<Yagen> At least you're getting somewhere XD
<Kai> Well, I thought i was being PUN-y XDDDDD
<Yagen> If you're not confused then you were not paying attention.
<Kai> you losers must all be broke then, 'cause attention doesn't need much more than pocket change to be satisfied.
<Yagen> If you can only go left or right, and you know that left isn't right, then by a process of elimination, right must be right because it's the only way left.
<Kai> that's because three right turns makes a left.
<Kai> right?
<Yagen> Yeah
<Yagen> But if killer whales sing like other whales, do they have orca-stras?
<Kai> only if they sing on porpoise
<Kai> in any case, a Pod of Orcas could beat Seal in that kind of contest any day!
11:29:30 PM Le Blue Dude: *huggle*
11:31:34 PM Chim - Why is Emo normal for me? ([email protected]): *edges away*
11:31:34 PM Chim - Why is Emo normal for me? ([email protected]): Commited relationship LBD. No random huggles.
11:31:38 PM Le Blue Dude:
11:32:23 PM Le Blue Dude: It's just a guy huggling a guy. If your GF likes Shonen-Ai, it's bonus, and if your GF doesn't it's just a weird guy who is confident in being himself, hugging a shier guy
11:32:48 PM Le Blue Dude: ... I knew one girl who wanted to pay me to tie up her BF and have butshex with him for her amusement...
11:32:54 PM Le Blue Dude: *Shudders* She was SCARY
11:34:13 PM Le Blue Dude: I hope your GF isn't that sort...
11:34:44 PM Chim - Why is Emo normal for me? ([email protected]): No, she isn't.
11:34:58 PM Le Blue Dude: Good! it's creepy enough with ONE girl asking me to
11:35:06 PM Le Blue Dude: ... God what if TWO did... and they MET!
11:35:08 PM Le Blue Dude: AHHHHH!
