LBD> mmmm... Yaoi nightmare
<Vaake> Please do not mention That. At all
* LBD kisses Vaake
<Vaake> ORKSES IS NOT FOR SEXXIN
<LBD> depends how horny you are
Oh dear...
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LBD> mmmm... Yaoi nightmare
<Vaake> Please do not mention That. At all
* LBD kisses Vaake
<Vaake> ORKSES IS NOT FOR SEXXIN
<LBD> depends how horny you are
AoK on YIM said:Most of my ideas come in the form of "BOOM HERE IS ALL THE INFORMATION FLYING BY IN FAST FORWARD" and then I sit there going, "Can I replay that in slow motion?" And the ideas say "UM...NO."
IRC said:<OsakanOne> I remember shaking hands with my first employer and thinking to myself "I masturbated with that hand when I got out of the shower... Did I remember to wash it?"
<Yoroko> right so....exhack is declaring his love for kampy
<Exhack> Uhm...
<`5tar> No surprise.
<Exhack> No, just his guns.
[19] *** Kampfer [[email protected]] has joined #StarArmy
[19] <Kampfer> ITS A BEAUTIFULL MORRNNINNNGGG
[19] <Kampfer> AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[19] *** Kampfer is now known as Nickless-812129
[19] *** Nickless-812129 is now known as DasKampfer
[19] <Doshii> Hello Kampfer.
[19] *** Paracelcus [[email protected]] has joined #StarArmy
[19] * Mizu molests Kampfer.
[19] <Paracelcus> Hi there.
[19] <DasKampfer> ...
[19] * Kai throws pinapples at kampher
[19] <DasKampfer> Who is Mizu.
[19] * DasKampfer throws pineapples back.
[19] *** Paracelcus is now known as Nonick-81212A
[19] <Kai> ow... That was a grenade....
[19] <Doshii> Someone's molesting Kampfer? Jesus.
[19] <Doshii> The world has gone to hell.
[19] <DasKampfer> And so, gas prices cost a first child per fill-up.
[19] <Nonick-81212A> Jinkies.
[19] <Kai> never thought it could happen, but i guess everyone has to have someone want them...
[19] *** Nonick-81212A left #StarArmy []
[19] *** Nonick-81212A [[email protected]] has joined #StarArmy
[19] *** Nonick-81212A [[email protected]] has quit [Client Quit]
[19] <Doshii> That's quite true.
[19] *** Nonick-81212A [[email protected]] has joined #StarArmy
[19] *** Nonick-81212A is now known as Paracelcus
[19] <Kai> ... welcome back?
[19] <Paracelcus> Thankee.
[19] <Paracelcus> I just finished reading the cirrus station update, and I have not stopped laughing.
[19] * Mizu hangs off of Kampfer's arm.
[19] <DasKampfer> Who is Mizu.
[19] <Doshii> NOT SURE.
[19] <Doshii> Not sure, that is.
[19] <Paracelcus> Vehemently unsure!
[19] * Mizu giggles innocently, like those scary little girls.
[19] * DasKampfer looks at it hanging off his arm.
[19] * DasKampfer dips it in acid.
[19] * Kai slaps kampfer
[19] * Mizu flee's before he can immerse her in the liquid, giggling as she hops wround him.
[19] * DasKampfer looks at it.
[19] * Mizu around*
[19] <DasKampfer> Who the hell is Mizu.
[19] * Mizu whispers in Kampfer's ear.
[19] <Mizu> Why. Don't. You. Find. Out?
[19] * Mizu giggles some more.
[19] <Paracelcus> Judging by the periods after each word, a primitive cyborg.
[19] <DasKampfer> Kampfer rule # 1 Dictates that if it's a girl and is being nice to me, it's a guy.
[19] <Christopher> Wait, Nekos?
[19] * Mizu glares evily in Paracelcus direction.
[19] <DasKampfer> So I'm going to go ahead and guess that Mizu, by her flirty nature, is LBD.
[19] * Paracelcus utilizes his newly refurbished optically-mounted micro-grasers to return the glance.
[19] * Mizu glances back to Kampfer, pulling down the flesh under her eyes and sticking out her tongue.
[19] <Krieg> ...
[19] <Mizu> Bleh.
[19] <Kai> hhmm... Mizu is from the netherlands according to irc's Whois function
[19] *** Itkatsu [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: I'll sleep before I die, so I'll wake up in the morning...]
[19] <Krieg> No, the server is in the netherlands.
[19] <Krieg> +N
[19] <DasKampfer> ...
[19] <Kai> ah.
[19] <`5tar> . . .
[19] <DasKampfer> And I know it's not one of 5tar's bots.
[20] <Mizu> Oniichan!
[20] <`5tar> <.<
[20] <DasKampfer> WHO IS MIZU.
[20] <`5tar> >.>
[20] * Doshii walks up to Mizu, smiles, and then looks at Kampfer. "It's probably a girl that enjoys fucking with dopes like Kampfer."
[20] * Mizu hugs 5tar.
[20] <DasKampfer> OMEGA_SHADOW
[20] <DasKampfer> SOMEONE LOOK IT UP.
[20] <Kai> is it Kestral?
[20] * `5tar pats Mizu and protects Mizu from silly Kampfer.
[20] <DasKampfer> WHO IS IT.
[20] <DasKampfer> GOD DAMN.
[20] <Kai> whoever it is, it was molesting Kampher XD
[20] <Mizu> Be-da!
[20] <DasKampfer> WHOOOO AAARE YOUUUUUUUUUUU
[20] <Krieg> Whoever Kestral is, it is them, I believe.
[20] <DasKampfer> NO WOMAN IS EVER NICE TO ME.
[20] <`5tar> Ding.
[20] * Mizu sticks tongue out at Kampfer.
[20] * `5tar takes off Mizu's mask.
[20] <Christopher> It's LBD.
[20] <Kai> molesting you is being nice to you?
[20] <`5tar> Mizu > Kestral > Rob
[20] <Kai> HA! I was right!
[20] <DasKampfer> ITS A GUY.
[20] <DasKampfer> I KNEW IT.
[20] * Kai gives himself a point
[20] <Christopher> Only LBD would wontonly hug people.
[20] <`5tar> Haha, yep.
[20] <Mizu> Ne! Ne! Kampy!
[20] <`5tar> Kai, you can have a gold 5tar! *Nod*
[20] <DasKampfer> KAMPFER RULE 1 STAYS TRUE.
[20] <Kai> yay!
[20] <Doshii> Apparently.
[20] <Krieg> I just got a death threat for playing the caramelldansen song...
[20] <Krieg> �_�
[20] *** Vaake [[email protected]] has joined #StarArmy
[20] <Kai> caramelldansen?
[20] <Christopher> ...
[20] <Vaake> CarmellDansen?
[20] <`5tar> Thing is, Mizu is a female, a female CHARACTER. xD
[20] <DasKampfer> Except it's a guy.
[20] <DasKampfer> Who...molested me.
[20] * DasKampfer sits down.
[20] <`5tar> A guy player, yes.
[20] <Kai> YOU'RE A GUY!
[20] <Vaake> ...
[20] <Vaake> So wait
[20] <Vaake> What happened?
[20] <Krieg> Kampfer got touched, homosexually.
[20] <Vaake> ...
[20] <Vaake> Like Lemon Flavored Lolipops?
[20] * Mizu can't believe what everyone is saying.
[20] <`5tar> Which might be the only way Kampfer is gonna get a relationship, since all girls don't like him, period.
That still stands true after all this time.^^[20] <`5tar> Which might be the only way Kampfer is gonna get a relationship, since all girls don't like him, period.
FluidJin: osakanone: Where'd you find out about what I like?
FluidJin: Simple, you went on about Reiko.
osakanone: lol
osakanone: Reiko?
FluidJin: http://www.wiki.stararmy.com/doku.php?i ... naba_reiko My char, Reiko.
osakanone: Oh, you remember me going on about...?
osakanone: Oh my.
FluidJin: Lol.
FluidJin: Tai has Reiko's curves, minus the chest.
FluidJin: I tried for a more, 'cute' approach with Tai, but maintain the curves.
osakanone: Look.
osakanone: I'm a trap.
osakanone: I've been naked in bed for the last 3 hours.
osakanone: And now this.
FluidJin: Lol
osakanone: I was all "Fuck yeah! Platonic thinking!"
osakanone: And now this.
FluidJin: Can I commence the evil laugh now?
osakanone: Can I commence the fap now?
FluidJin: Make it so?
Exhack> Don't make you quote me.
<Exhack> I mean, make me quote you.
<Exhack>![]()
<Kyoki> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtFotf7NEWg
<DasKampfer> FUCK
<DasKampfer> OH MY GOD
* DasKampfer IS OBLITERATED
<DasKampfer> Kyoki.
<DasKampfer> I thought you were sweet.
* Krieg implodes.
<DasKampfer> How could you do such a thing?
<Kyoki> ;3... i am sweet
* Kyoki licks self. "Mmmm sugary sweetness
* Osaka feels up Kyoki.
<Fian> Checking for cancer?
* Kyoki dies
<Fian> Jesus, those werent her boobs, those were HEUG tumors!
IRC PM said:<DragonNova> Well, thanks for giving me the idea. I'll tell you the reception when I find out. (If I remember. >.>)
<Doshii> Woot. I'll ask anyway. And REGISTER! Jeez.
<DragonNova>
<DragonNova> No! We'll elope. >.>
<Doshii> That would save you the need for the blessing of the housekeeper.
<Doshii> Eloping does sound fun, doesn't it? K was tempted several times.
* DragonNova giggles slightly.
<DragonNova> Sort of. But I like the 'meeting place' idea better.
<Doshii> Much.
* DragonNova still needs to find where her undergarments went that one night up there. XD
<Doshii> BWAHAHAHA
<Doshii> K and I are not so brave. She likes beds, and I like forests.
<DragonNova> *Pastor is speaking and suddenly stops, noticing that he stepped on something* "What on earth?" "Oh! Sorry, that's mine..."
<Doshii> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
Lin[Aoiko]> Suddenly, the door crashed open. Outside, purple prose rained down like a bad metaphor. There, framed in the door way, was a man whose face had a look that said something about pre-hegelian philosophy that you couldn't understand. This was a man who had been to the ninja prom and scored. This was a man who had fought robo-monkeys on a zeppelin with the zombie Queen Elizabeth. This was a man who ate Froot Loops for breakfast.
<Lin[Aoiko]> Then I killed his punk ass and took his GPs. Cos I am the Platypus of Death!
<Soresu> LOL!
<DasKampfer> I love this blanket.
<Kai> What the freak!
<Kai> Why is I in Blanket?
<DasKampfer> WAT
<DasKampfer> ITS COMFY
<Kai> SO'S YOUR MOM!
* DasKampfer gets so mad he makes love to Kai in the blanket
<Kai> AHHHHHH!!!!!
* Kai was saving himself for marriag!
<Kai> *marrieage
<Kai> *I CANT SPELL
<Christopher> ...
<Christopher> I think It's still misspelled.
<Kai> dangit
* DasKampfer has taken away Kai's flower
* Kai takes it back
* Kai kicks Kampfer's nuts off
* Kai shoots him for great justice, and leaves.
* Kai ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: YAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Jo Midori: GOD DAMNIT WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT NOISE COMING FROM!
FluidJin: ?
FluidJin: >.>;
Jo Midori: I got some asian hooker singing in the background of my computer!
FluidJin: ...reboot
[18] <Krieg> In high school, they were the flat ones with the metal net-like things... ah..
[18] <Krieg> ...I sat in the back...
[18] <Kyoki> i would NEVER do it at school <_<
[18] <DocTomoe> Krieg gets a gold star in the Tomoe school.
[18] <TheKampfer> ...
[18] <Kyoki> i wouldn't even do it in the bathroom, let alone in the classroom x_x
[18] <DocTomoe> Kyoki... DETENTION!
[18] <TheKampfer> The bathroom is safe
[18] <Krieg> English was my best subject, I could afford to slack off.
[18] <Kyoki> I DON'T CARE
[18] <Krieg> ...or, y'know, schlick off.
[18] * Kyoki headdesks
[18] <Krieg> ..as it were..*cough*
[18] <Kyoki> BOOOOO
[18] <TheKampfer> All you got to do is just go at it and stop when the door opened.
[18] <Kyoki> bad joke ><
Luca gets his tophat, monocle and cane, and gives a set to Jake
<Luca> Tally ho and pip pip.
<Doshii> ... *appreciates the set, but he's a Western U.S. citizen — he really isn't cut for this madness* I say, chap, limeys need better beer.
<Luca> I concur, for their beer is similar to a shag in a boat.
<Luca> (That is, F'ing close to water)
<Doshii> (I was curious about that. I like it!)
<Doshii> Some not dissimilar to the Aussies or the Yanks. Good lord, they can brew a fine pot of poison, wot wot?
<Luca> Yes yes. A fine pot of joy both countries brew.
<Luca> Now let us sally forth and get plastered!
<Osaka[Server]> Haha
<Doshii> Quite! *takes Luca's arm and skips away happily down the cobblestone road to the nearest pub, don't'cha'nooo*
<Luca> We really have to lay off the boredom
<Doshii> Christ yes.
Dragonnova said:That still stands true after all this time.^^[20] <`5tar> Which might be the only way Kampfer is gonna get a relationship, since all girls don't like him, period.