[19] *** Kampfer [
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[19] <Kampfer> ITS A BEAUTIFULL MORRNNINNNGGG
[19] <Kampfer> AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[19] *** Kampfer is now known as Nickless-812129
[19] *** Nickless-812129 is now known as DasKampfer
[19] <Doshii> Hello Kampfer.
[19] *** Paracelcus [
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[19] * Mizu molests Kampfer.
[19] <Paracelcus> Hi there.
[19] <DasKampfer> ...
[19] * Kai throws pinapples at kampher
[19] <DasKampfer> Who is Mizu.
[19] * DasKampfer throws pineapples back.
[19] *** Paracelcus is now known as Nonick-81212A
[19] <Kai> ow... That was a grenade....
[19] <Doshii> Someone's molesting Kampfer? Jesus.
[19] <Doshii> The world has gone to hell.
[19] <DasKampfer> And so, gas prices cost a first child per fill-up.
[19] <Nonick-81212A> Jinkies.
[19] <Kai> never thought it could happen, but i guess everyone has to have someone want them...
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[19] *** Nonick-81212A [
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[19] *** Nonick-81212A [
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[19] <Doshii> That's quite true.
[19] *** Nonick-81212A [
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[19] *** Nonick-81212A is now known as Paracelcus
[19] <Kai> ... welcome back?
[19] <Paracelcus> Thankee.
[19] <Paracelcus> I just finished reading the cirrus station update, and I have not stopped laughing.
[19] * Mizu hangs off of Kampfer's arm.
[19] <DasKampfer> Who is Mizu.
[19] <Doshii> NOT SURE.
[19] <Doshii> Not sure, that is.
[19] <Paracelcus> Vehemently unsure!
[19] * Mizu giggles innocently, like those scary little girls.
[19] * DasKampfer looks at it hanging off his arm.
[19] * DasKampfer dips it in acid.
[19] * Kai slaps kampfer
[19] * Mizu flee's before he can immerse her in the liquid, giggling as she hops wround him.
[19] * DasKampfer looks at it.
[19] * Mizu around*
[19] <DasKampfer> Who the hell is Mizu.
[19] * Mizu whispers in Kampfer's ear.
[19] <Mizu> Why. Don't. You. Find. Out?
[19] * Mizu giggles some more.
[19] <Paracelcus> Judging by the periods after each word, a primitive cyborg.
[19] <DasKampfer> Kampfer rule # 1 Dictates that if it's a girl and is being nice to me, it's a guy.
[19] <Christopher> Wait, Nekos?
[19] * Mizu glares evily in Paracelcus direction.
[19] <DasKampfer> So I'm going to go ahead and guess that Mizu, by her flirty nature, is LBD.
[19] * Paracelcus utilizes his newly refurbished optically-mounted micro-grasers to return the glance.
[19] * Mizu glances back to Kampfer, pulling down the flesh under her eyes and sticking out her tongue.
[19] <Krieg> ...
[19] <Mizu> Bleh.
[19] <Kai> hhmm... Mizu is from the netherlands according to irc's Whois function
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[19] <Krieg> No, the server is in the netherlands.
[19] <Krieg> +N
[19] <DasKampfer> ...
[19] <Kai> ah.
[19] <`5tar> . . .
[19] <DasKampfer> And I know it's not one of 5tar's bots.
[20] <Mizu> Oniichan!
[20] <`5tar> <.<
[20] <DasKampfer> WHO IS MIZU.
[20] <`5tar> >.>
[20] * Doshii walks up to Mizu, smiles, and then looks at Kampfer. "It's probably a girl that enjoys fucking with dopes like Kampfer."
[20] * Mizu hugs 5tar.
[20] <DasKampfer> OMEGA_SHADOW
[20] <DasKampfer> SOMEONE LOOK IT UP.
[20] <Kai> is it Kestral?
[20] * `5tar pats Mizu and protects Mizu from silly Kampfer.
[20] <DasKampfer> WHO IS IT.
[20] <DasKampfer> GOD DAMN.
[20] <Kai> whoever it is, it was molesting Kampher XD
[20] <Mizu> Be-da!
[20] <DasKampfer> WHOOOO AAARE YOUUUUUUUUUUU
[20] <Krieg> Whoever Kestral is, it is them, I believe.
[20] <DasKampfer> NO WOMAN IS EVER NICE TO ME.
[20] <`5tar> Ding.
[20] * Mizu sticks tongue out at Kampfer.
[20] * `5tar takes off Mizu's mask.
[20] <Christopher> It's LBD.
[20] <Kai> molesting you is being nice to you?
[20] <`5tar> Mizu > Kestral > Rob
[20] <Kai> HA! I was right!
[20] <DasKampfer> ITS A GUY.
[20] <DasKampfer> I KNEW IT.
[20] * Kai gives himself a point
[20] <Christopher> Only LBD would wontonly hug people.
[20] <`5tar> Haha, yep.
[20] <Mizu> Ne! Ne! Kampy!
[20] <`5tar> Kai, you can have a gold 5tar! *Nod*
[20] <DasKampfer> KAMPFER RULE 1 STAYS TRUE.
[20] <Kai> yay!
[20] <Doshii> Apparently.
[20] <Krieg> I just got a death threat for playing the caramelldansen song...
[20] <Krieg> �_�
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[20] <Kai> caramelldansen?
[20] <Christopher> ...
[20] <Vaake> CarmellDansen?
[20] <`5tar> Thing is, Mizu is a female, a female CHARACTER. xD
[20] <DasKampfer> Except it's a guy.
[20] <DasKampfer> Who...molested me.
[20] * DasKampfer sits down.
[20] <`5tar> A guy player, yes.
[20] <Kai> YOU'RE A GUY!
[20] <Vaake> ...
[20] <Vaake> So wait
[20] <Vaake> What happened?
[20] <Krieg> Kampfer got touched, homosexually.
[20] <Vaake> ...
[20] <Vaake> Like Lemon Flavored Lolipops?
[20] * Mizu can't believe what everyone is saying.
[20] <`5tar> Which might be the only way Kampfer is gonna get a relationship, since all girls don't like him, period.
