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Quotes Quarantine

<Kampfer[YYYEAAHH]> YOU SHUSH
* Kampfer[YYYEAAHH] SHUSHES SORESU
<Della> Purely moral, yes. Freespacer perceive the Free State as an alternate, greater "self".
* Gallant plants his banner and begins to plot the downfall of Yamatai.
* Kampfer[YYYEAAHH] WITH HIS MOUTH
* Soresu SHUSHES KAMPFER WITH A FRAGGLE
* LBD is a fraggle
<Exhack> LBD. You couldn't have missed the point more if you had fired in the opposite direction and the point was in an altogether different country.
* Kampfer[YYYEAAHH] ASKS WHAT A FRAGGLE IS
* LBD is down on fraggle rock
* Soresu points to LBD.
* Kampfer[YYYEAAHH] is horrified.
* LBD eats some of the builder's girders
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This was too good NOT to post. *goes back into his vacation away.*
 
Born and Bread. said:
<Luca> I'm aussie made, born and bread. Long in the leg and thick in the head.
<Luca> *bred
<Rynol> ...Does the bread double as a lethal weapon?
<Rynol> Does it menace with spikes of bread?
<Luca> Yes.
<Luca> This Bread menaces with spikes of Bread. On the Bread is an image in Bread of Australia
<Rynol> Woot!
* Rynol goes to throw it at people's eyes. FOR AUSTRALIA!
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<Luca> Also in the bread is an image in bread of the word: "WANKERS!!"
<Heretic_Zed> ...
<Luca> Was it something I said?
<Heretic_Zed> it was everything you said!
Rynol> What is even wrong with that?
<Rynol> That was great.
<Rynol> You cannot deny this.
<Luca> Already QQ'd
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VICTORY!

* Now talking in #StarArmy
* Topic is 'Official IRC Chatroom of the Star Army Sci-fi Roleplaying Community - https://stararmy.com - General Discussion - Please take a moment to vote for Star Army by clicking this link: http://xrl.us/bkmzz once a day, every day.'
* Set by Wes![email protected] on Tue May 20 22:09:36
* Gallant appears!
* Nyton throws out Charizard.
<Nyton> Lets go Charizard! Fire Spin on the Gallant!
<Gallant> Gack!
* Gallant is fire'd.
* Gallant has evolved.
* Gallant is now known as Flaming_Gallant
<Nyton> Charizard return!
* Nyton throws out Blastoise.
* Flaming_Gallant pierces Blastoise with his lance.
<Nyton> Go Blastoise! Use Water Cannon!
<Nyton> Oh no, quick defend!
* Flaming_Gallant hath impaled u.
<Nyton> Arg, I'm beaten!
* Nyton ([email protected]) Quit
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<Gallant> Kampfer.
<Tyler> I'm bored too LBD
<Gallant> That guy
<Gallant> Has a woman's ass.
<Gallant> It's creepy.
<LBD> Oh? Is it a sexy woman's ass?
<Gallant> Not particularly.
<Gallant> But it is clearly feminine.
<Tyler> why are you staring at a man's ass to start with gall
<Tyler> there somethin you aint telling us?
<Gallant> Kampfer found it and I was simply commenting since I click every link I am given regardless of content out of a morbid curiousity.
<Tyler> then Kamp likes hairy man ass
<LBD> Yeah, he likes lemon flavored.... no, I'm not saying it. God, I remember that thing. It's probably a good thing that I wasn't on soon enough for Istvan to be involved
<LBD> Whenever someone mentions homosexuality I'm going to remember that thing
<LBD> It's, like, burned into my mental eyes
<LBD> .... *shudder*
<LBD> Let's change topic?
<Gallant> Weather's nice lately.
<LBD> Yes, very! It's got that greesy feel it gets right before it rains
<DocTomoe> MAN ASS AND BALLS, WRIGGLING AND TOUCHING, ITS JUST TERRIBLE.
<DocTomoe> THE HAIR, THE HAAAAIIIIIRRRRR
<DocTomoe> Ahem, excuse me.
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<Heretic_Zod> Kneel before ZOD!!!
* LBD kneels, and puts lips in proper location for worship
<Heretic_Zod> ...
<Heretic_Zod> Not what I was going for
<Heretic_Zod> Dance Before Zod!!
* Christopher dances.
* LBD does a striptease
<Heretic_Zod> ...
* Rynol just... stands and stares.
<Heretic_Zod> Stop compromising my manhood!
<LBD> "It's so biiiiiig and Haaaard"
<Heretic_Zod> Well this it tru--
<Heretic_Zod> Stop that!
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Damnit man, if you can't get off on a man sucking you and doing a striptease for you I have EVERY RIGHT to compromise your manhood
 
You learn something new about Fred every day! said:
(11:40:15 PM) SUBLIMEinal: You have questionable taste in women and alcohol.
(11:40:19 PM) Kampfer[SSA]: DADSKAJLDASDNASD
(11:40:21 PM) Kai: does kai need to poast?
(11:40:22 PM) ***Kampfer[SSA] RAAAEG
(11:40:24 PM) Fred: you bet I do
(11:40:28 PM) Fred: I mean, what?
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Server PWNED

[18] |<-- Exhack has left irc.sorcery.net (iuturna.sorcery.net rivendell.hub.sorcery.net)
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[18] |<-- Angelic_Dinner has left irc.sorcery.net (iuturna.sorcery.net rivendell.hub.sorcery.net)
[18] |<-- Kampfer has left irc.sorcery.net (iuturna.sorcery.net rivendell.hub.sorcery.net)
[18] |<-- raz has left irc.sorcery.net (iuturna.sorcery.net rivendell.hub.sorcery.net)
[18] |<-- DocTomoe has left irc.sorcery.net (iuturna.sorcery.net rivendell.hub.sorcery.net)
[18] |<-- Soresu has left irc.sorcery.net (iuturna.sorcery.net rivendell.hub.sorcery.net)
[18] |<-- Gallant has left irc.sorcery.net (iuturna.sorcery.net rivendell.hub.sorcery.net)
[18] |<-- Kyoki has left irc.sorcery.net (iuturna.sorcery.net rivendell.hub.sorcery.net)
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[18] |<-- OsakanOne has left irc.sorcery.net (iuturna.sorcery.net rivendell.hub.sorcery.net)
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<LBD> Not in drag anymore
<Heratic_Zed> It's not hard to pick up on someone's posting habits and imitate them.
<LBD> I don't post inflamatory things, and to do so they would have to quit attempting to emulate me
<FiveMarks> I liked you betterin a skirt LBD~
=-= LBD is now known as LBD_in_drag
<LBD_in_drag> Really?
* FiveMarks molests
* LBD_in_drag is molested
<Luca> QQ'd
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Double post, but this is so worth it -
<LBD> FLCL?
<Gallant> FOOLY COOLY!
<LBD> I know Paprica
<Exhack> You've never heard of FLCL?
<Exhack> It's like...
<Gallant> It's like
<Gallant> Awesome.
<LBD> ......
<FiveMarks> In a can
<LBD> More descriptive?
<Gallant> Twenty seven cans of Grade-A awesome.
<FiveMarks> Let me guess. You've never seen Outlaw star either.
<Gallant> Outlaw Star was also neat. >;
<LBD> Seen Outlaw Star
* Gallant thinks his pirate thread vaguely resembles.
<Exhack> FLCL is like getting smashed in the head on the head with a left-handed blue Rickenbaker bass by a pink-haired girl riding on a Vespa.
<FiveMarks> It's a good thing
<Gallant> Ex just perfectly described that.
<LBD> ... So like dirty pair?
<Gallant> And then she gives you the KISS OF LIFE.
<FiveMarks> no no, It's not like dirty pair
<Gallant> And then you wake up and she's this nurse with this HUGE FUCKING NEEDLE.
<Gallant> And then you're like AAAAAAHHHHHHH
<Gallant> But you escape
<LBD> Yay! I like needles!
<Gallant> And you go home
<FiveMarks> And you have shit coming out of your head!
<FiveMarks> And you're like "What the hell!"
<Gallant> And you find out your FATHER HIRED HER AS A NURSEMAID
<LBD> Needles are FUN!
<Gallant> And then this ROBOT COMES OUT OF YOUR HEAD
<Gallant> And it's FORCED TO BUY PORN FOR YOUR GRANDFATHER
<FiveMarks> AND ANOTHER ROBOT COMES OUT OF YOUR HEAD
<Gallant> THEN THEY FIGHT
<FiveMarks> AND THE PORN BUYING ROBOT FIGHTS IT
<FiveMarks> AND THEN I EATS YOU TO POWER UP
<LBD> ....
<Gallant> AND THEN IT FUCKING BEATS THE SHIT OUT FO THE OTHER ROBOT
<LBD> That's moderatly fucked up
<FiveMarks> That's the first Episode, in a nutshell
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Tatl> HEY!
=-= FiveMarks is now known as THEMOON
<THEMOON> DAWN OF THE FINAL DAY
<THEMOON> TWENTY FOUR HOURS REMAIN
* Tatl flips the moon off.
<Tatl> =D
<THEMOON> D:
* THEMOON crashes into termina
* Tael eats the moon
<THEMOON> WRONG, YOU'RE DOING IT
* Tatl looks around, "Termina never existed, therefore... You phail."
* Aerin Resets the universe
<Tael> Hey!
<Tael> Listen!
=-= THEMOON is now known as FiveMarks
<Tatl> Hello!?
<Tael> You there?
<Tael> Who?
* Tatl fists Tael.
<Tatl> o_O
<Tael> mmmm... mmmm... feels so good
* Tael eats tatl out
<Tael> (We're probably going too far if we're staging fairy pron)
* Tatl moans... but realized that one of them was the brother while the other, the sister. O_O'
* Tael doesn't know which is which
<FiveMarks> ...
* Tatl wonders where the Skull Kid was, as in times like this they would Skull **** the **** outta him.
=-= Exhack is now known as Ordo_Inquisitoriu
* Tael wants to **** the **** outta skull too
* FiveMarks goes to get the mind bleach
=-= Ordo_Inquisitoriu is now known as OrdoMaleus
* OrdoMaleus starts up the Inferno Pistols and torches.
* Tatl bubble hearths back to Termina.
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