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Quotes Quarantine

<Kokuten> Hope Rico has LIFE INSURANCE.
<Kokuten> Wouldn't want to Retcon all that.
<MoonMan> Hope Suku has I GOT PUNCHED IN THE BOOB insurance.
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The Nepleslian Life Insurance Companies have something else to cover now.
 
What many dead chats bring said:
[20] <Sethuro> Speaking of which Manus, I heard that you're kind of a slut
[20] <Manus> What?
[20] <Sethuro> That's right, two dollars on the corner
[20] <Manus> why am I a slut?
[21] <Sethuro> I'm trying to start a rumor, you should be more outraged at my accusations
[21] <Manus> eh
[21] <Manus> whatever
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[13] <Fian> We have two days
[13] <Fian> Dont hurry
[13] <Kokuten> No no no no, I don't work like that, mostly.
[13] <Kokuten> I must get everything done.
[13] <Kokuten> Now.
[13] <Kokuten> That is the only way.
[13] * Kokuten grabs Fian by the head.
[13] <Kokuten> THE ONLY WAY.
[13] * Fian clings on to a pole
[13] <Fian> NO, ITS NOT TRUE, ITS IMPOSSIBLE!
[13] <Kokuten> YOU KNOW IT YOUR HEART TO BE TRUE.
[13] <Fian> YOU KILLED MY FATHER!
[13] <Fian> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[13] <Kokuten> OBI-WAN NEVER TOLD YOU, DID HE?
[13] * Fian lets go
[13] * Kokuten reaches for him.
[13] * Fian pulls Kokuten down with him
[13] <Kokuten> WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[13] <Fian> Cue fight scene at the same level of epic as Gandalf v Balrog
[13] <Kokuten> Jesus.
[13] <Kokuten> Did we just combine two epic movie series?
[13] <Fian> Lets see
[13] <Fian> THEY ARE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO CORUSCANT!
[13] <Kokuten> LEGOLAS
[13] <Kokuten> WHAT DO YOUR JEDI EYES SEE?
[13] <Kokuten> ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY FLY THROUGH KESSEL RUN.
[13] <Fian> Hmm
[13] <Fian> THEY'VE GOT A CAVE RANCOR
[13] <Kokuten> DON'T WORRY MR. SKYWALKER, SIR, I'M COMIN'
[13] <Fian> YOU HAVE MY DR-44
[13] <Fian> AND MY LIGHTSABER
[13] <Kokuten> AND MY MILLINEUM FALCON
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[19] <Kai> Blade Runner! With Harison Ford!
[19] <MoonMan> You mean Han Solo?
[19] <Kai> I mean Indiana Jones
[19] <Kampf[FABULOUS]> Indiana Jones
[19] <Kai> BEAT YOU
[19] <MoonMan> LOLOLOLOL
[19] <Kampf[FABULOUS]> Fuck.
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Foot in mouth said:
[19] <Exhack> http://that.animeblogger.net/wp-content ... board1.jpg
[19] <Exhack> What.
[19] <Exhack> IS THIS?!?
[19] <Blanket> http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2009/01/2 ... bitionism/ Oh my testes
[19] <Exhack> There are...
[19] <Exhack> Entire...
[19] <Exhack> Galleries...
[19] <Exhack> OF PALE GIRLS?
[19] -->| Manus ([email protected]) has joined #stararmy
[19] <Exhack> WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE?
[19] <Exhack> I mean...
[19] <Exhack> How quaint. What kind of Exhack would have such a fetish?
[19] <Exhack> I mean idiot!
[19] <Exhack> PERSON.
[19] <Exhack> I SAID PERSON.
[19] <Kampf[BADLANDS]> Weaboos. All of you.
[19] <Exhack> Because Exhack is not an idiot, and is most definitely a person.
[19] <Exhack> BUT NOT THAT KIND OF PERSON!
[19] |<-- Manus has left irc.sorcery.net (Client Quit)
[19] <Exhack> Hey, Itkatsu. Can I borrow a shovel?
[19] <Exhack> It's painful to dig my own grave using only my mouth.
[19] <Exhack> Wow, even my bitter self-ironies sound like Freudian slips.
[19] <Itkatsu> Have at it
[19] <Exhack> NO ONE QUOTE ANY OF THIS!
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Best part of that game is when you realize that not only does the guy actually have a Horse Weiner, but that you can steal it and equip it on any of your guys. (Or girls!)
 
[14] <Kai> BASTARD!'
[14] <Gamerofthegame> ASSHOLE
[14] <Kai> SCREWTAPE!
[14] <Gamerofthegame> BROKENCONDOM
[15] <Kai> PENCILDICK
[15] <Stryker> CTHULHU!!!!!
[15] <Kai> YOUR MOTHER!
[15] <Gamerofthegame> DISEMBODIED VAGINA
[15] <Kai> HEALTH INSPECTOR!
[15] <Gamerofthegame> TYLER
[15] <Kai> I am defeated.
[15] <Gamerofthegame> :3
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[16] <Cy83rKru5h> Where's Kampf? let's tease him about his lack of confidence in his masculinity
[16] <Revolver> Hahaha.
[16] <Luca> He's behind you, strokeding your harbl
[16] <Cy83rKru5h> harbl?
[16] <Cy83rKru5h> hair?
[16] <Luca> That is not a typo
[16] <Cy83rKru5h> then what the hell is harbl?
[16] <Revolver> Hahaha.
[16] <Revolver> It's a ponos.
[16] <Cy83rKru5h> ???
[16] <Cy83rKru5h> and that is?
[16] -->| MoonMan ([email protected]) has joined #StarArmy
[16] <Revolver> Goes in the vagooo.
[16] <Kokuten> Something that couples with women.
[16] <MoonMan> Talkin' about me, I see.
[16] <Cy83rKru5h> ahum, I see
[16] <Kokuten> Yeah, Moonie is a dick.
[16] <Luca> Let me make things very simple with the power of Captain Obvious!
[16] <MoonMan> :D
...
[16] <Luca> HARBL = That dangly bit between a man's legs, the Penis. VAGOO = The tunnely bit between a lady's legs, the Vagina.
[16] <Luca> Do I need to get a chart out to explain this?
[16] <Cy83rKru5h> Moonie, I'm sad.
...
[16] <Cy83rKru5h> Luca, where do you get your vocabulary?
...
[16] <Luca> A dictionary written by stoners once fell out of the sky and hit me on the head. I read it.
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<Exhack> <Serhan> "Cold? I guess it's my fault for not having the quartermaster deliver extra blankets."
<Fivemarks> <Malik> "I'll make do With nothing sir, The other pilots need it more!"
<Fivemarks> <Reo> "Idiot, You need a blanket more!"
* Zus looks at malik
<Zus> You're a retard.
=-= Fivemarks is now known as MalikIbRashidan
<MalikIbRashidan> "ANd you're flat."
<Zus> "At least I'm intelligent."
<Exhack> <Serhan> "I'm flat and intelligent. Now that we've resolved that issue, focus on the mission."
<MalikIbRashidan> Malik makes the sound of having words caught in his throat, before shutting off the com, focusing entirely on piloting his VANDR
* Zus smirks, satisfied.
<MalikIbRashidan> "A True Ace cares not for himself, but for his comrades and the people he's supposed to protect."
<Exhack> <Serhan> "Good. I didn't have enough meat to prepare kebabs for everyone, but removing you from the equation means that everyone else will be able to get a balanced portion."
<Revolver> Hahaha.
* Zus tries not to laugh.
<MalikIbRashidan> Malik shuts up again
* Zus ultimately fails in her attempt
<MalikIbRashidan> Malik mutters to himself. "I am VANDR"
<Zus> "Oh good, I was having trouble believing that you were a man."
* Revolver rolls. XD
* MalikIbRashidan makes a D: face and MASC Jumps away
<Exhack> <Serhan> "A VANDR is a tool, something only made to ridden hard by men and women of battle. Suitable."
<MalikIbRashidan> ISNT IT SAD MALIK?
<MalikIbRashidan> "Team Malik's blasting off again!"
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<@Kai> you know you like it <3
<Itkatsu> It is a unique and invigorating experience, that much can be said
<@Kai> heh.
<ThunderGodThor> ....
<ThunderGodThor> almost QQ worthy for me
<Itkatsu> Hahah
<@Kai> [19] * Kai proceeds to brutally rape Itkatsu with a baseball bat.
<@Kai> [19] <Itkatsu> ¦<
<@Kai> you need this part ^^^^
<ThunderGodThor> oh, thanks
<ThunderGodThor> how do you copy again?
<Itkatsu> Ctrl-C
<Itkatsu> Or in mIRC, just highlight
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If it's any indication of how the plot will turn out said:
<Exhack> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWZNdcUr-W4
<Exhack> Cue music.
<Exhack> Load up previous JP.
<Exhack> All systems engaged.
<Exhack> PREPARE FOR BAAAATLE.
<MalikRashidan> I wannna plaaaaaaay
<MalikRashidan> D:
<Jlu> HERE WE GO
<Reovan> Prepare for trouble!
<MalikRashidan> And Make it double!
<Reovan> To protect the world from devastation!
<MalikRashidan> To Unite all peoples within our nation
<Reovan> To denounce the evils of truth and love~
<MalikRashidan> Malik!
<Reovan> Reovan!
<Zus> ZUSSSSS!
<MalikRashidan> Dammit Zus, you're supposed to say that when we finish!
<Reovan> Hahaha.
<Exhack> Holy snap moment.
<MalikRashidan> That was incredibly Awesome.
<Zus> :3
<Exhack> Revan and Malak.
<Exhack> Reovan and Malik.
<MalikRashidan> ...
<Reovan> Hahahaha.
<Reovan> Revan and Malak!
<Reovan> Hahahahahahaha.
<Zus> HAHAHAHA
* Reovan can tell who the StarWars nerds are now. :3
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Jlu> I swear, that girls rules his life.
<Zus> Haha
<Zus> If MY girlfriend were here, she'd probably be sitting next to me on her own laptop and joining us
<Kokuten> If MY girlfriend were here, she'd probably not be here.
<Kokuten> ;=; She doesn't exist.
<Kokuten> Revising, Hack?
<Zus> Poor Koku
<Zus> :<
<MalikRashidan> Waiting for Khiyai's response
<Kyoki> If my girlfriend were here... you'd people would be drooling because of girl x girl stuff... ^^;
<Zus> Not me, Kyoki
<Zus> I'd be like "umm.. yeah.. Okay..."
<Kokuten> Wait, you have a girlfriend?
<Jlu> *drools*
<Zus> HAHAHAHAHA
<Zus> WE KNEW IT!
<Kokuten> This explains so much.
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