[18] <Stovaa> I have a BA in A Team history and Mr T studies
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[18] <Stovaa> And I'm a Phd in love.
01[18] <MoonMan> Hah, good sir, you have much to learn.
[18] <Stovaa> The rest of my 15 qualifications are from Clown College
[18] <@Doshii> I like that he said "at least." He has so many he can't keep track.
[18] <Stovaa> Which makes me qualified to be your king
[18] <Abwehran_CMDR> ....
[18] <Stovaa> seeing as you're all such clowns.
01[18] <MoonMan> I will hail you as the king of clowns, Stovaa.
06[18] * Stovaa honks his nose
01[18] <MoonMan> Your qualifications are clear, as my instant knowledge of all things has so told me.
[18] <@Doshii> I might cry.
[18] <CardboardArmor> EVERYONE TO THE CLOWN CAR
06[18] * MoonMan runs, squeaking shoes working overtime.
06[18] * PlaidMage sprays everyone with her lapel flower.
06[18] * Stovaa throws a bucket of water on Plaid
06[18] * Stovaa throws a pie at Osaka
[18] <Osaka> I'm gonna stare at these pictures a little harder.
[18] <Osaka> Then I might have sex with something.
[18] <Osaka> Ooh pie.
[18] <Stovaa> Fascinating.
06[18] * MoonMan writes a paper on the practicalities of seltzer water-spraying props.
06[18] * PlaidMage slips and falls, her clown shoes flying off and hitting Stovaa in the head.
06[18] * Stovaa gets the shoes stuck in his comedy orange 'fro
06[18] * Osaka watches as a small flock of geese fly from the comedy orange 'fro
06[18] * Stovaa writes a paper about the apropriate use of comedy horns in modern circuses, and uses the word "honk" over 1500 times.
[18] <CardboardArmor> Greatest joint RP about clownery ever.
[18] <PlaidMage> *only joint RP about clowns
[18] <Stovaa> honk
[18] <CardboardArmor> For having no basis and going into new RP territory bravely and competently, I am proud to have clowned with you all.
[18] <Exhack> Hoark.
06[18] * MoonMan points out that having "honk" written over 1500 times implies that the paper is more than 1500 words long, noting that wordiness isn't succesful in clown college, demostrated by Mimes 101.
[18] <Stovaa> BINGO! *honk honk*
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06[18] * PlaidMage throws a pie at Jimmy.
03[18] * Stovaa is now known as Clownvaa
03[18] * MoonMan is now known as MoonClown
03[18] * PlaidMage is now known as PlaidClown
06[18] * Jimmy barrel rolls and releases flares.
[18] <PlaidClown> HONK HONK.
01[18] <MoonClown> HONK
06[18] * PlaidClown catches the flares and juggles them.
06[18] * DragonNova 's childhood nightmares are returning.
06[18] * Clownvaa pushes a wheelbarrow into Moonie from behind, proceeding to wheel him around haphazardly for a few minutes
06[18] * Osaka indicates the flares are infact dynamite.
06[18] * MoonClown comically sets the seat of his trousers alight, running around before stopping in front of Nova and honking his nose in front of her face several times.
01[18] <MoonClown> HONK HONK
[18] <Kelenar> what is this i don't even
[18] <Osaka> HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK
[18] <Osaka> 100 honks.
[18] <Osaka> Repeat 15 times.
Osaka spams HONK about a billion times here. Editted out for the sake of my tender loins.
[18] <Osaka> DERP I HELP WITH ESSAY
[18] <Gamerofthegame> HEY YOU
[18] <Gamerofthegame> Shut up
[18] <Gamerofthegame> :3
06[18] * Clownvaa careens into Osaka with the MoonClown wheelbarrow
[18] <Osaka> OUT THERE ON YOUR OWN
[18] <Osaka> STANDING BY THE PHONE
[18] <Osaka> CAN YOU HEAR ME?
06[18] * PlaidClown leaps onto Moony's shoulders and drums on his head, honking her nose with one foot.
06[18] * Osaka ducks.. The wheelbarrow tips and the two fly off into the vast sea of 1500 honks.
06[18] * MoonClown runs around teetering PlaidClown precariously overhead before comically tightroping over a tub of water.
06[18] * PlaidClown falls off during the tightrope sequence, landing on the top of her head in the tub with her feet sticking straight up in the air.
06[18] * Clownvaa moves the water and replaces it with jelly
06[18] * Osaka bombs the stadium
06[18] * PlaidClown takes a spoon from her pocket and eats the jelly.
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[18] <Kanno>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=539xWgHhatM&feature=fvw
[18] <Kanno> gotta love sub-cultures
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06[18] * MoonClown takes a shovel from his pants and throws jelly at the crowd, making sure to aim for the elderly.
[18] <Jimmy> ...random.
01[18] <MoonClown> HONK HONK
06[18] * PlaidClown gets swept up in the shovel and goes hurtling into the audience.
[18] <PlaidClown> HOOOOONK