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<Fian> viewtopic.php?f=27&t=2053
<Kokuten> IMPRESSIVE.
<Fian> I wanna see Plaid's reaction
<Kokuten> She's apparently napping.
<Kokuten> And I'll be out of her for a week in about an hour...
<Fian> oh
<Fian> to whare?
<Demonblooded> lol. Out of her.
<Kokuten> To Gulf Shores!
* Kokuten slaps Demonblooded unconciously, "To the lovely Gulf of Mexico."
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Late night shenanigans, thought you might like a read, also to fill Plaid on just what the hell we were talking about.

Wes, plz dun banz, kay?

<Gallant> Dayem, the english know how to hedge their bets.
<Kyoki> >_>
<Jimmy>He's watching Braveheart.
<Kyoki> Oh lol
<Gallant> Massive well-equipped army for the lulz.
<Gallant> STOMP THOSE PEASANTS!
<Gallant> STOMP STOMP
<Kyoki>FIRE THE AETHER CANNONS
<Gallant> "They seem quite optimistic to me!'
* Jimmy mutters darkly "Stupid OP POC, can't go outside without getting lazored by centrated Warp magiks these days." -.-
<Gallant> Lol.
<Gallant> I <3 it.
<Jimmy> I seriously going to start a SARP religion that believes Aether is the devil incarnate one of these days. >:(
<Gallant> Might as well.
<Jimmy> Aether, the DEMONS SPAWN!! Use not the forbidden fruits of that which cannot be returned!!
* Jimmy does a Phenix Ace Attorney pose in a pastors outfit.
<Gallant> Lol.
=-= Gallant is now known as Miharu-Heisho
* Miharu-Heisho cocks an eyebrow.
<Jimmy> Pray, fair neko, for thine destruction is at hand! The stolen life shall have to return to that it once inhabited!!
<Miharu-Heisho> What was that?
* Jimmy is a fail preacher...
<Miharu-Heisho> No, I mean, where did life come from?
<Miharu-Heisho> I mean if we're stealing it we might as well know who we're nicking it from
<Jimmy> Fear not, dear sister. For I think not less of thee for thine ignorance, but what you take is of the DEVILS OWN!!
<Miharu-Heisho> So you're saying I'm the spawn of Satan?
<Jimmy> There existes no soul that cannot be returned to the light. Repent my child! REPENT!
<Miharu-Heisho> For...?
<Miharu-Heisho> All I do is fix things. ;-;
<Jimmy> For dragging zee unnatural energies of the Warp unto our mortal plane! While no one person can be blamed alone, we must ALL repent to the light!
<Miharu-Heisho> Your toaster was made with femtomachines. Therefore, your toaster is inherantly evil. Does it produce evil toast?
<Jimmy> The bread cannot be blamed for the sins of the toaster!
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<Miharu-Heisho> Vis-a-vis, I'm not evil, and neither are any of my sisters. Ne?
<Miharu-Heisho> Ne~?
<Jimmy> Do not seek absolution in the obscurity of the masses, we must all make our own path to the light!
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<PlaidMage> :B
<Jimmy> ((I better stop this before I make myself even more of an idiot. ;) ))
<PlaidMage> w-what did i walk in on
<Miharu-Heisho> Well the logical conclusion is that,
<Miharu-Heisho> Since the toast cannot be evil,
<Miharu-Heisho> Then Aether itself, which is the intergalactic toaster which we all share, produces things that are not evil, which means...
<Miharu-Heisho> That smashing the toaster to bits would make the creation of good things through that method improbable if not impossible, and such an act would be definatively evil in and of itself.
<Miharu-Heisho> Therefore, sir, you are undeniably evil for suggesting that the innocent masses are collectively dastardly and responsible for some unsaid sin against God.
* Miharu-Heisho ends the Toast metaphore.
<Jimmy> Lies! That which is produced of Aether chooses not it's path! It is those who choose to /use/ the spawn of the demons that are blinded!
* Miharu-Heisho brushes the chevron off.
* Miharu-Heisho checks to see it's still there, and unsullied.
<Jimmy> Be not afraid, for I seek not the descruction of your sisters! I wish to show you the path to enlightenment!
<Miharu-Heisho> Which is...?
<Jimmy> Let not the unholy seed of the Warp taint our lives! Be free of the corruption of the Dragon!!
<Miharu-Heisho> ...;-; I work on warp engines.
<Jimmy> For the evil has called upon a great serpent to infiltrate our lives, and that serpents name is Satan!!
<Jimmy> ((and holy ****, this is just about the most fake zeal I've ever gotten...))
<Miharu-Heisho> ...The starboard Nacelle is not Satan. We decided to call it Yuka.
<Miharu-Heisho> Portside Nacelle is Mika. ;-;
<Miharu-Heisho> We figure they've got about as much right to live as we do. =3
<Jimmy> It is worse than I feared, come with me sister, for we must exorcise this demon from your lives!
<Miharu-Heisho> =|
<Miharu-Heisho> If you touch my engines I'm going to brain you with a pipe wrench. =|
<Jimmy> Your motral threats cannot harm me, vassal of the Great Enemy! For once I leave this mortal coil, I shall come back more pwoerful than you can possible imagine!
* Miharu-Heisho tests the weight of the wrench.
<Jimmy> ((Damn it, I'm running out of material. :( ))
<Jimmy> You see! You see how those of the devil treat the rightous!!
<Miharu-Heisho> You're trying to make my engine break and put me out of a job. So, I'm going to brain you, because I like my engines and my job. =3
<Jimmy> Rise up my brothers and my sisters. Be not afraid of their guns and cannon and weapons, rightousness will prevail!!
<Miharu-Heisho> Please hold still, there's a good fanatic-
* Miharu-Heisho brains Jim with a four foot pipe wrench.
<Jimmy> You cannot silence the rightous my voice must be hea-
* Jimmy is brained. x_x
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KampfDURR> He's also got terrible taste in pistols.
* Doshii is Doshtast —
* ChanServ gives channel operator status to Doshii
<Kokuten> UH-OH.
<KampfDURR> FUCKING DO IT I DARE YOU SON
* Doshii narrows his eyes at Kampfer.
<KampfDURR> DO IT
<KampfDURR> DO IT
<KampfDURR> CMON
<KampfDURR> CMON WUSS
<KampfDURR> DO IT
<KampfDURR> I DARE YOU
<CadetNewb> So Doshii....how do you recommend me joining Miharu in time for THE END? The Sprite route?
<KampfDURR> YOU AINT GOT THE BALLS
* Doshii has kicked KampfDURR from #StarArmy (OK OK OK, I'll do it. Jeez.)
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<KampfDURR> D:<
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<Christopher> ... enderium is an "ablative" armor, it's not ment as a serious construction componet.
<Five> Seeing as how me and Kai made it, I think we know more about it than you.
<Stovaa> All eyes are on you, Chris.
<Christopher> The unique properties of this material make it excellent for use in a wide range of engineering applications. Most commonly, Endurium is found:
<Christopher> *
<Christopher> As a coating for starship or vehicular armor paneling
<Christopher> *
<Christopher> As walls or blast doors where a need for extreme protection exists
<Christopher> *
<Christopher> As insulation around objects which give off large amounts of heat, radiation, or other dangerous forms of energy.
<Stovaa> I want to see a golden moment. A quote from thr wiki page or something...
<Jimmy> No pressure, eh Stov? ;)
<Stovaa> I should have pressed enter BEFORE he said it
<Stovaa> But I was watching him enter it as I hovered over return
<Five> Anyway, You guys are kinda sorta not really good at criticism
<Five> Seeing as y'all hate me and all
<Stovaa> You're not good at taking criticism
<Christopher> Since I actually read the article, I apparently know more about it then you or Kai.
<Stovaa> SLAM
<Stovaa> there's the money shot.
 
An inspired play said:
[18] <Kokuten> You want to be a real man, Kampf?
[18] <Bellicose> Kampf is a real man
[18] =-= Mode #StarArmy +o KampfHURR by Doshii
[18] <Bellicose> I bet he is manlier then you!
[18] <Jimmy> OH SHI-
[18] <Kokuten> D:
[18] <Kokuten> JESUS CHRIST DOSHII, WHAT THE HELL.
[18] <Christopher> Republicans, the new scientologists.
[18] =-= Mode #StarArmy +b *!*@b76b253c.hawaii.res.14056255.com.hmsk by Doshii
[18] <Jimmy> Doshii you know not what you have created!!
[18] <Doshii> A banned OP?
[18] <Christopher> ...
[18] * Christopher takes his hat off.
[18] <Christopher> Well played jake. We played.
[18] <Christopher> Well
[18] <Bellicose> WHo got banned?
[18] * Doshii takes a small bow. "Thank you, good sir. It was an inspired maneuver."
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[18] =-= Mode #StarArmy +o Nashoba by ChanServ
[18] =-= Mode #StarArmy -o KampfHURR by Doshii
[18] =-= Mode #StarArmy -b *!*@b76b253c.hawaii.res.14056255.com.hmsk by Doshii
[18] <Christopher> :<
[18] <Doshii> Happy birthday, Kampfer.
[18] <Jimmy> Um, what just happened?
[18] <Bellicose> lol
[18] <Christopher> Damn status quoe.
[18] <KampfHURR> It's not even my fucking birthday. Go and do some work, Doshii.
[18] * KampfHURR goes to the Angry Dome
[18] * Doshii trollface.jpg.
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<Doshii> I figured if anyone would appreciate that maneuver, it's you.
<KampfHURR> NO. BECAUSE TROLLING IS ONLY FUNNY IF I DO IT.
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_TACOS said:
[20] <GRILLED_CHEESE> Silly MEXICAN, YOU CAN NOT RUIN A GRILLED CHEESE!
[20] <_TACOS> Oh yeah!?
[20] <_TACOS> PICANTE SAUCE!
[20] <GRILLED_CHEESE> YEEEAAAA!
[20] <GRILLED_CHEESE> dear god.
[20] <GRILLED_CHEESE> no.
[20] * GRILLED_CHEESE begins fleeing
[20] * _TACOS throws a Picante Sauce grenade at GRILLED_CHEESE!!!
[20] * GRILLED_CHEESE begins melting a a spicy hot orgy of madness.
[20] * _TACOS IS THE WINNER!!!
[20] <GRILLED_CHEESE> "NOOOOOOOOoooooo....I'll get you for this taco....
[20] <GRILLED_CHEESE> "and your little dog tooooooooooo.....
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Click the link for a video demonstration: TACO vs. GRILLED CHEESE
Credit goes to Bellicose for finding the Vid
 
[09] <Cy_emarii> didn't C-man just join?
[09] <Jimmy> No, I think he's been around a while. Ira's the new one.
[09] <Cy_emarii> ah
[09] <Cy_emarii> it's so hard to tell
[09] <Jimmy> Faces blur.^^
[09] <Cy_emarii> names blur events blob together, pretty soon Osaka and Wes will have been happily married for several years in my memory
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IRC said:
<Stovaa> Goddamnit, Pokémon!
<Stovaa> This is the worst idea ever
<Stovaa> mother saves some of your money
<Stovaa> buys berries with it :/
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<SUBLIMEinal> HEY KIDS
<SUBLIMEinal> HOW YOU ALL DOIN
<SUBLIMEinal> YOU LIKE EATIN BERRIES?
<Stovaa> :O
<Stovaa> HAVE YOU BEEN TALKING TO MY MOM?
<SUBLIMEinal> DAAAAAMN RIGHT.
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<Five> Fine
<Five> Whatever
<Five> Insult me
<Revolver> Okay.
<Revolver> Five is a boychild that can't help but rip off any tv show he enjoys.
<Five> Why the fuck did this turn into Lets everyone insult Five
<Revolver> You asked.
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<Kokuten> Hey.
<Kokuten> Kampf.
<Kokuten> What's it like being Hawaiian?
<Kampf[WIC]> I'm not Hawaiian holy christ.
<Exhack> No.
<Exhack> Kampfer is right.
<Exhack> He's not Hawaiian.
<Exhack> He's...
<Exhack> Kawaiian.
* Kokuten snerks.
<Exhack> <Kampfer> Uguu am I Kawaiian?
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<Kokuten> Do we even have any humans with pointy ears?
<Exhack> Elves, Neko.
<Exhack> If you're cynical, Iromakuanhe.
<Kokuten> Actually.
<Exhack> Actually, Iroma resemble Lodoss War elves more than SARP
<Exhack> 's actual elves.
<Exhack> D:
* Exhack leaps from a cliff.
<Kokuten> Irom have flat ended ears.
<Five> BONE ELVES
<Kokuten> Cyber Elves.
<Gallant> Lodoss War is awesome.
<Exhack> Kokuten: How many points does a rectangle have?
<Kokuten> Four.
<Exhack> So our ears are the pointiest.
<Kokuten> JESUS.
<Kokuten> YOU MAGINIFICENT BASTARD.
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