[16] CadetNewb I could only penetrate him from the rear.
10:45 Wes_tablet joined #Stararmy
10:46 Wes_tablet: Guys, any feature requests for the site?
10:46 Guest9313: Alternative naked pictures of all the female characters.
10:46 Itkatsu: A beer-vending link
10:46 Arieg: All of the above.
09:17 KokuWork: Which is why people have spiraled on this path in the first place. No one feels there is a guarantee that their work won't go down the gutter in a few sentences.
09:18 KokuWork: Sometimes people don't even know, like how Tom wiped out the IPG headquarters on Rok'veru with the Mishhu attack.
09:18 Wes_tablet: But there is a guarantee in the form of the gm rules
09:18 Tom: WOOPS.
Lamb LOVES handguns
Lamb is also admittedly primarily a self-defense wielder, though.
Stovaa I'm a better shot than everyone else I know IRL
Stovaa because if I meet someone better, I shoot them.
Stovaa It's a pretty efficient system.
Lamb What if you miss or they're faster?
Stovaa they're usually asleepKelenar: Heya.
Kokuten: Kel!
Kokuten: What will you do now that Miharu has ended?
Kelenar: I'M GOING TO DISNEY WORLD
9:24 PM - Arieg: Hammering out some interaction with Kiri that doesn't involve getting his ass kicked would be fun.
9:26 PM - Nevermore214: How should they interact?
9:26 PM - Arieg: Up to you.
9:27 PM - Arieg: Generally this is the stuff we just figure out as we go along.
9:27 PM - Nevermore214: I know.
9:28 PM - Nevermore214: Okay, I think I have an idea
9:28 PM - Arieg: So lets put the hand into the blender and turn it on
SSharp said:9:24 PM - Arieg: Hammering out some interaction with Kiri that doesn't involve getting his ass kicked would be fun.
9:26 PM - Nevermore214: How should they interact?
9:26 PM - Arieg: Up to you.
9:27 PM - Arieg: Generally this is the stuff we just figure out as we go along.
9:27 PM - Nevermore214: I know.
9:28 PM - Nevermore214: Okay, I think I have an idea
9:28 PM - Arieg: So lets put the hand into the blender and turn it on
On Steam, planning out a JP, Arieg says something that makes my night...
[14] <Luca> ohh fuck
[14] <Luca> <Luca's Cool Sister> "Taste this." <Luca> *sip* <Sister> "Congratulations, you're now high!"
[14] <Luca> If I start yelling that my fingers have fung, just understand that it isn't entirely my fault
[14] <Fiani> >fung
[14] <Fiani> yourealreadydead.mp4
[14] <Luca> HIDEBU
[14] * Fiani watches Luca explode
[19] |<-- Exhack has left irc.sorcery.net (Ping timeout: 264 seconds)
[19] -->| CadetNewb has joined.
[19] CadetNewb Heh heh...didn't feel like sleeping quite yet. XD
[19] Luca oh really?
[19] Luca Are you Exhack in Disguise?
[19] Luca He logged off, you logged on a moment later
[19] -->| Exhack has joined.
[19] Luca I stand corrected!
[19] Exhack Law never sleeps.
[19] Luca D:
[17] Fred_boss I remember my Mom smashing a can of tomato sauce against the head of this big brute whom had cut the waiting line to the cashier at the supermarket, by so doing shoving an old lady to the floor.
[17] Fred_boss I was just a little brat then. I got angry at him bullying the old lady and step in the way, yelling: "Leave her alone!"
[17] Fred_boss which was stupid, becuase the guy grabbed me and also shoved me off against something hard. (counter?)
[17] Fred_boss ...which motivated my Mom to go smash happy with what she had on hand: a can of tomato sauce.
[17] Doshii_Jun From that moment on, Fred knew he had to fight injustice everywhere.
[17] Fred_boss I never could tell if the red was blood, or tomato sauce
[17] Fred_boss I know the guy was hurt and stormed off. Then, we paid our stuff and my Mom was in a big rush to return to the car and drive off - fearing the guy would try to get revenge or something
[17] Fred_boss sadly, we didn't eat spaghetti that evening, like we planned.
[18] Exhack The truth is...
[18] Exhack You're one of the tomatoes.
Lam WAR
Lam UNGH
Kampfer That's it.
Lam Yeayea yeayea
Soda you guys...
Luca What is it good for?
Lam WHATISITGOODFOR?
Lam UNGH
Kampfer FERGALICIOUS SUPERSTITIOUS MAKE THEM BOYS GO LOCO
Luca ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN' SAY IT AGAIN
Kampfer THEY WANT THEIR PLEASURE SO THEY GET THEIR TREASURE FROM MY PHOTO
Lam OH OH LORD YEAH
Kampfer I'M THE F TO THE E-R-G THE I THE E AND
05:56 Kampfer CAN NO OTHER LADY GET IT DOWN LIKE ME I'M FERGALICIOUS
Lam BRUSHAN MY TEEF WIT A BOTTLE OF JACK
Luca ShotJon: There is a vocal version
Kampfer DONT STOP
Lam BELIEVAN
Luca http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BR7ilM2-RSM
Lam HOWOWOWOLD ONNA DAT FEEL
Kampfer STREEEEEET LIGHTS
Lam PEOPLE
Kampfer PEOOOOPLEEE-WOOAAAHWOAAAAAAH
05:57 Lam INDA NIIIIEEEYEIEYEIYEIEYEE
Kampfer I love you, bruh
Lam I love you too
Lam Never forget this moment
05:58 Lam So you can remind me about it later when I sober up
Kampfer Or we can jsut forget it when we wake up from our respective hangovers
05:59 Lam Whatever works better for you. I'm open.<Luca> http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g196/ ... tahere.gif
<Kai> Luca, for some reason I think that's what might Happen if Luca ever accidentally went on a date with Malice.
<Kokuten> WHat anime is that from?
<Luca> And he almost did
<Luca> No idea.
<Kokuten> Luca!
<Kokuten> This is what Pavone would do if he encountered SUKU.
<Kai> hahahaha
<Fiani> Yes
<Kai> YES
<Luca> He'd have the awesomeface as he runs though
[20] Doshii_Jun Wes: And an NH-29, with a security module, is just as good as a 33.
[20] JP_Jon ^
[20] Wes The 29 and 33 aren't that different. I don't think it'd be a shock. It'd be like getting a 2012 car of the same line as your 2008 one. Not the same, but close enough.
[20] Doshii_Jun Wes.
[20] Doshii_Jun One poops.
[20] Doshii_Jun And sweats.
[20] Doshii_Jun And has a HEARTBEAT.
[20] Doshii_Jun Pretty big deal.
[20] Wes The NH-29 poops too.
[20] Doshii_Jun No it doesn't!
[20] Aendri .....
[20] Aendri It never has.
[20] Wes The sweating can be disabled.
[20] Doshii_Jun It only urinates! Seriously! You didn't know that?
[20] Kalshion|Kyle Settle down...
[20] Wes I wrote the friggin NH-29 guide. It can poop.
[20] Doshii_Jun You should reread it.
[20] Doshii_Jun Because it doesn't say that.
[20] Doshii_Jun And never did.
[20] Doshii_Jun It urinates.
[20] -->| Itkatsu (sogekihei@a62c0af7.dyn.iinet.6ca6d828.au.hmsk) has joined #StarArmy
[20] MoonMan This is the *best* conversation.
[20] CadetNewb It is.
[20] Kalshion|Kyle Unless that functionality was removed at some point..
[20] Wes "She can also process food much better than a human, leaving behind minimal wastes (urine mostly) and being capable of drawing sustenance from about everything edible : this includes tree bark, salt water, edible plants, even garbage…though more foreign elements will require more energy expenditure to break down (and would make her use her anus). "
[20] Wes USE HER ANUS, man
[20] Soresu If she EATS that stuff.
[20] Kalshion|Kyle blinks
[20] Wes laughs
[20] MoonMan Well, obviously, if you eat it, you have to poop it.
[20] Kalshion|Kyle I just spit out my soda when I read thatl....
[20] Kalshion|Kyle grah!
[20] Wes Hahaha
[20] Doshii_Jun I don't remember that, but I guess I'm wrong. Point to you, Wes.
[20] MoonMan This is the *best* conversation.
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Lamb Kyoki, what are your measurments
Strangelove Remember the 36-24-36 is the "ideal" model proportions, so already pretty thin around the stomach. If you're smaller than that but still physically ideal the hips decrease faster than the stomach.
Strangelove Proportionately, I mean
Kyoki ......wtf.
Lamb She's right, Kyoki. You'd better be close to that.
Lamb We're buying you a tuxedo
Soda ....
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