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[06/07/12,16:34] Missing
Okay, note to self: Read previous post before continuing on a thought.
[06/07/12,16:35] Missing
The arrangements will sometimes align in unwanted ways -_-
[06/07/12,16:35] Strangelove
I know that feeling. THANKS LAMB.
[06/07/12,16:35] Lamb
Heh
[06/07/12,16:35] Lamb
I just keep the good times rolling today
[06/07/12,16:35] Strangelove
Lamb made me call Kyoki fat because he snuck in something right before I finished typing.
[06/07/12,16:35] Strangelove
Then she got mad and left
[06/07/12,16:36] Strangelove
WE WERE TALKING ABOUT CHARACTER PROPORTIONS
[06/07/12,16:36] Lamb
It was great
[06/07/12,16:36] Lamb
I'm so on fire
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<ShotJane> Well maybe Siv tries to look littel simple and dumb, but she certainly is not Tylium.
<Tylium> There is more then meets the eye on most of the TFL people. Nathaniel included.
<Lamb> TFL~
<Lamb> MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE~
<Lamb> TFL~
<Luca> TRAZANSFORMERZERS
<Lamb> COMPLEX CHARACTERS IN DISGUISE~
<CadetNewb> XD
 
[22] Kampfer I already have the Magpul MOE furniture pre-ordered for my shotgun, in Blaze Orange.
[22] Amaryllis2 >MOE
[22] Amaryllis2 How cute is it?
[22] Soresu looks at what Kampfer posted. "Magpul, MOE?" laughs his ass off as he tabs out.
[22] Kampfer sighs
[22] Soresu Everytime you pull the trigger does it go "Kyun, Kyun, Kyuuun~<3"?
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Ira	Yo, EVE people
	Ira	what are shuttles good for?
	Lamb	nothin'
	Lamb	hoah
		Ira has been blessed with one
	Lamb	s-s-s-say it again!
	Lamb	Shuttles! Hungh!
	Lamb	What are they good for~
	Lamb rocks his head side-to-side
	AbwehranKaiser	shuttles are good for quick travel
	AbwehranKaiser	that's about it
	Lamb	eughyaAABSOLUTELY NUTHAN
		AbwehranKaiser facepalms
	Lamb	Uh-huh

This would be so unfunny if it weren't for Matt's reaction.
 
<JimNet> Still gotta think of something for Cray to say.
<ShotJane> Well he has to welcome new sheep to the herd.
<ShotJane> Or new wolf to the pack?
<JimNet> Heheh. Imagine if he said that. XD
<JimNet> "Welcome to the herd."
<ShotJane> Wolfpack would be better.
<ShotJane> Cray is not a sheep after all.
<ShotJane> He is Alpha
<JimNet> ...
<JimNet> But he might be a pony...
<ShotJane> No......just no.
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<Ira> what are the gun laws like on yamatai?
<Ira> I know they are not like those on Nepleslia
<ShotJane> There are no gun laws on Nepleslia.
<Doshii_Blagh> Surprisingly liberal, considering. No limits on how many weapons you can own, though there is a registry; many types can be owned by civilians; self-defense laws aren't explicit, of course, but I'd bet they include stand your ground and castle doctrine.
<ShotJane> Though I think something like nuke would be illegal even on Nepleslia. Or at least it would be frowned upon.
<ShotJane> Registering is mega fast and easy with Pantheon.
<OLD_SALT> Nuke is frowned upon in Nepleslia.
<OLD_SALT> Takes all the fun out of a gunfight.
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13:26 Frown-chan Also,
13:26 Frown-chan Gonna donate to SARP.
13:26 Doppel donate to SARP. Receive art.
13:27 Frown-chan I'm not doing it for art.
13:27 Frown-chan Lol.
13:27 Frown-chan I pay for my own artwork.
13:27 KokuWork It also extends your e-peen.
13:27 Frown-chan I'm not doing it for that reason either.
13:27 Frown-chan Wes is an awesome guy and has spent like ten bucks on chibis for me.
13:27 Frown-chan I owe him.
13:28 KokuWork It also makes your chest bigger! That's what Japan told me.
13:28 Frown-chan ...
13:28 Frown-chan mashes the donate button
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facehugger_ira lurks in Riko's new apartment
01:44 Fianaargh pops into Riko's apartment
01:45 Fianaargh Hay guise wass goin on?
01:45 facehugger_ira leaps out from the shoe and impregnates Fianarrgh :3
01:46 *** Fianaargh is now known as Fialien
01:47 *** Arieg is now known as Arieg_ColonialMarine
01:47 Arieg_ColonialMarine holds his motion tracker in one hand and his pulse rifle in the other.
01:47 *** Sigma is now known as Sigma_ColonialMarine
01:47 facehugger_ira is just an empty husk now
01:47 *** Riko is now known as Johnny_Riko
01:48 Sigma_ColonialMarine "It's getting closer! I don't like this, man!"
 
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<Jimmy>You remember how they had all those wars over their moons and neighbouring gas giants?
<ShotJane>When did chelti did not have some sort of war?
<Jimmy>Chelti always have wars. :p
<Lam>"I say, it's a bit boring outside." "Indeed. Fancy a war?" "Certainly." *war*
 
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KittyJane	I see it clear as day when that West-borough lady stands before god and he says all "Oh god I preached your word on dem bad amerciand and dem fags. I served you well oh god." ANd he will be like "WHuzzat?"
		-> Ariegphone2 has joined Stararmy
		Tyler_ laughs at old podcasts
	Mog	Gart talk?
	Lamb	"You.. wat?"
	Lamb	"Who said I had a problem with them?"
	Fenix	Let the smiting begin?
		<- Ariegphone has disconnected (Ping timeout: 265 seconds)
	Lamb	Westborite: "Uh, the bible." God: "The who?"
	Lamb	Wesborite: "Wait, you don't know about your own bible?" God: "Uh... No? Do you want some beer?"
		Tyler_ misses being a part of these adventures in the podcasts.
	KittyJane	"I also have some chicken wings."
		-> iw has joined Stararmy
		Lamb 's heaven is a massive pub
	iw	its ira anybody know a good mobile irc i can use
	KittyJane	Lady: "Oh I am prepared to go to hell now!" GOd:"Hell? Oh that place. I shut that eons ago. Paying bills for heating was a bitch."
		-> Osaka has joined Stararmy
	Tyler_	hey Osa
	KittyJane	I use AndChat Ira
	Lamb	God: "Yeah, Satan moved back in after the Celestial Recession a few eons back."
	iw	on your mobile device?
	KittyJane	God:"He is that dude in tuxedo over there drinking Martini."
		<- iramobile has disconnected (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
	KittyJane	Yeah IW on my HTC.
	Lamb	Satan: *Distant* "Hey, Jehovah, where's the toaster?" God: "We lent it to Shiva, remember!?" 
	iw	ty
	Mog	We've got to voiceact this.
	KittyJane	Satan: "OH blimey, that bastard never gives things back."
	Tyler_	XD
	Fenix	Thor: "I guess I could always go ask for it back. But I never know what's going on with all those arms."
	KittyJane	Zeus: "Yo guys I am here for the poker night! I got beers!"
	Lamb	God: "Uh... I'll call Zeus. He's got like... ten of them."
	Lamb	"Oh, Zeus."
	Lamb	"Hey... We need a toaster."
		<- ``Osaka has disconnected (Ping timeout: 264 seconds)
	KittyJane	Zeus: "I don't have one with me right now. I can toast something with dem lightings though."
	Tyler_	nah
	KittyJane	Zeus: "HEY HERMES! GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE AND BRIN ME A TOASTER FROM OLYMPUS!"
	Tyler_	zeus would be busy doing it with some human woman
	Lamb	Satan: "Toast this poptart for me, Zeus. I gotta run off to work."
	Lamb	What do you think he just got back from
	Fenix	Thor: "You work?"
	KittyJane	Zeus: "YOu don'T work, yo jsut ogle ladies all day."
	Lamb	Turning into a cat and screwing a swan
	Lamb	Satan: "Uh, yeah. I'm an Insurance Agent." Westborite: "Oh, that makes sense."
	KittyJane	Zeus: "So are we going to play some poker! Don't worry I won'T ceeht. My toga has no sleeves."
	KittyJane	*cheat
	Fenix	Thor: "That explains everything."
	Lamb	God: "Well, since Satan's off to work, and Hades isn't here today, I guess we can play."
	KittyJane	Zeus: "Satan used to work as Lawyer for a while, but he quit saying that the job was too evil even for him."
	Lamb	Hades: "YOYOYO WHADDUP WHADDUP!?"
	Lamb	God: "Oh, me-damnit."
 
There have been exceptions, but usually it's bad form to post quotes where you're the main event.

And that joke's been done to death.
 
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Shammy	Hey SARP
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18:07	Ira	...
18:07	Ira	SHAMMY WHY?!
18:07	Ira	;_; WHY DID YOU KILL THEM ALL
18:07		Ira sobs
18:08	Ira	They were all here, and then you showed up shammy and now....
18:08	Ira	OH GOD
18:08	Ira	It is just me DocTomoe and Exhacku left...
18:08	Ira	;_; why did you kill them all shammy WHY?!
18:09	Shammy	Whaa?
Ira	;_;
18:10	Shammy	What did I do?
18:10	Ira	You killed them!
18:10	Ira	You just came on, and they all died.
18:10	Ira	;-;
18:11	Shammy	Awww, they couldn't handle the pure epicness of my arrival
 
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