[23:23:13] Blind_Gardener
Songtress: I'm going to play Ira for a bit
[23:23:21]Blind_Gardener
"Make a gart! Join the exploration fleet!"
[23:23:28] Songtress
gat?
[23:23:37] Songtress
Gart*?
[23:23:37]
=-=
YOU are now known as Blind_Ira
[23:23:52] Blind_Ira
"Gartagens! The species that Blindy and I, who totally am ira, came up with"
[23:23:57] Sigma
Make me a sandwich
[23:24:11] Blind_Ira
"Here, let me link them in the wiki!"
[23:24:38] Blind_Ira
https://wiki.stararmy.com/doku.php?id=species:gartagens
[23:24:40] Sigma
man, that Blind Ira chappy. rather pushy about his new fangled wiki
[23:25:00] Mog
Hey, Ira, where's the new episo- er. . . post in 147th?
[23:25:11] Gallant|Mike
Good art though.
[23:25:21] Blind_Ira
"You know you want to make a spiky thingy like that"
[23:25:57] Songtress
Ok they are cool
[23:26:36] Blind_Ira
"Both the 147th exploration fleet, and D'jehendrazade have openings!"
[23:27:20] Blind_Ira
"And both plots are quite active. I, Ira, totally update them regularly, though my crap ass co-FM blindy falls offline for weeks, sometimes. Just kidding, love you blind!"
[23:27:37] Songtress
I applaud you both for suck detail and beauty on a single species
[23:27:47] Mog
Join the 147th, they said. It's a prestigious kith, they said.
[23:27:55]
[23:28:37] Blind_Ira
"Blindy did the psychology, and physiology page. I did the goverment page, and most of their military stuff! I'm quite proud of it! And Blindy's pretty awesome too!"
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[23:29:12]
Songtress
the phisiology of their repdruction is intereisting.
[23:29:20]
Mog
Monotreeeemes!
[23:29:28]
Blind_Ira
"I also invented a pseudo language for them so that the linguistic references would be consistent"
[23:29:31]
Songtress
Monotree, reverse sehorses!
[23:29:35]
Centurion
returns
[23:29:41]
Blind_Ira
"That was blindy's idea, she inspired it and wrote it"
[23:29:55]
Centurion
Hey Ira
[23:30:09]
Blind_Ira
"Hi Centurion, my maaaan!"
[23:30:10]
Songtress
Chest dugs and puggles
[23:30:14]
Blind_Ira
fives Centron
[23:30:16]
Songtress
how do you come up with that
[23:30:20]
Centurion
fives Ira
[23:30:29]
Mog
Puggle is a baby echidna, I think.
[23:30:33]
Gallant|Mike
Blind_Ira
[23:30:39]
Gallant|Mike
So about the Gartagens.
[23:30:43]
Gallant|Mike
Talk to me.
[23:30:46]
Gallant|Mike
=3
[23:31:19]
Blind_Ira
Songtress: "According to Blindy the way you come up with it is you have a faction manager who insists that they have boobs so that the star army people would find them interesting"
[23:31:31]
Centurion
Well the main plot is a light infantry horror flick at the moment
[23:31:48]
Centurion
is cofm
[23:32:04]
Gallant|Mike
Do tell.
[23:32:10]
Songtress
I've always love the nekos... and since Sakura on the Sakura (I)... I've wanted to come back.. but man
[23:32:15]
CadetNewb
Gallant|Mike you have any idea what class of ship Sakamoto is on?
[23:32:18]
Centurion
We also have a side plot that is shipboard social rp
[23:32:19]
CadetNewb
I can't find the info.
[23:32:24]
Gallant|Mike
blinks.
[23:32:29]
Gallant|Mike
scratches his chin.
[23:32:33]
Gallant|Mike
Sakamoto?
[23:32:33]
Blind_Ira
Gallant|Mike: "What do you want to know? They're awesome! They're all diesel, and hardcore! I mean, they're really tough. And their computers are people plugged into ships"
[23:32:44]
Gallant|Mike
Cool!
[23:32:47]
Mog
Why are you speaking in quotes?
[23:32:51]
CadetNewb
You know. "Ara, ara~" ?
[23:32:53]
Centurion
Take the worst aspects of the necromorphs from deadspace, mix them with the genestealers from 40k and that's essentially what we're fighting right now
[23:32:54]
Blind_Ira
(Btw, just in case people are confused: This is blindy, not Ira, but Ira isn't on so I'm channeling him for him)
[23:33:01]
Gallant|Mike
"I feel like speaking in quotes too!"
[23:33:08]
Mog
Ah
[23:33:10]
CadetNewb
I just need to know if the ship has backup fusion reactors Gallant.
[23:33:19]
Gallant|Mike
Sakamoto. Which team?
[23:33:23]
CadetNewb
Team 1.
[23:33:25]
Mog
I thought you were a bit too chipper.
[23:33:27]
Gallant|Mike
All three are Yuuko-class scouts.
[23:33:35]
Soresu
Yuuko? I'll look.
[23:33:47]
CadetNewb
Ah, I shall too.
[23:33:51]
Blind_Ira
Mog: "Well I just had sex with my wife, so of course I'm chipper!"
[23:33:53]
Gallant|Mike
I shall also look!
[23:33:55]
Centurion
We need more people for the 147th, either infantry or specialist troopers
[23:33:58]
Blind_Ira
Wait,no, that's not very iralike
[23:33:59]
Blind_Ira
>.<
[23:34:06]
Blind_Ira
Oh well, screwed up there
[23:34:08]
Gallant|Mike
scratches his chin.
[23:34:21]
Soresu
No.
[23:34:27]
Mog
I think 1 medic and engineer per squad is plenty, Cent.
[23:34:28]
Songtress
I mean choices.. I probably need to just play one character... and wait Blindy, does this mean that that the ges--- the new alients are technically hermaphroditic? or is there actual seperate sexy.. (Brain hurts after reading that)
[23:34:31]
Soresu
It only has one central aether generator and capacitors.
[23:34:47]
Blind_Ira
Songtress: The... ones who look like males are egglayers
[23:35:01]
Soresu
Sakamoto COULD hookup a lunchbox Aether Generator.
[23:35:03]
Blind_Ira
The ones who look like females are have sperm-pockets
[23:35:27]
Blind_Ira
This means that the ones that look female are BIOLOGICALLY male, and the ones who look male are biologically female
[23:35:31]
Soresu
She'd just have to place it far enough away from the central unit since aether generators interfere with each other when operating in close proximity.
[23:35:35]
Blind_Ira
But we just refer to the female looking ones as female
[23:35:40]
Blind_Ira
and the male looking ones as male
[23:35:46]
Blind_Ira
As a translation convection
[23:35:58]
Blind_Ira
Does that make sense?
[23:36:02]
CadetNewb
Oh, this is funny.
[23:36:04]
Blind_Ira
hugs Songtress
[23:36:10]
CadetNewb
I'll get to finishing the post then.
[23:36:13]
Blind_Ira
channels Ira, and gropes Songtress
[23:36:54]
Songtress
Oh so its a bit if a sliding scale. Ok (makes sense of me)
[23:36:59]
Blind_Ira
"Yeah, the 147th always needs more people!"
[23:37:17]
Cromy
blinks
[23:37:21]
Blind_Ira
Songtress: No, it's not that they're hermaproditic... how versed are you in biology?
[23:37:29]
Cromy
ira has gone blind or has blindy absorbed ira?
[23:37:29]
Blind_Ira
The egg laying creature is usually refered to as the female
[23:38:00]
Blind_Ira
Songtress: Just call the ones with boobs female, and the ones with ovipositors (That look vaugly penis like) male
[23:38:17]
Blind_Ira
Annnyway
[23:39:05]
Songtress
Ok
[23:39:09]
Blind_Ira
"Another cool thing about the gartagens, is that we mange all this without aether-tech! And our world is a burned out atomic cinder!"
[23:39:25]
Cromy
FTW!
[23:39:40]
Blind_Ira
"I kept telling blindy that passage in the biology about which one was female and which was male was unnessessarily confusing"
[23:39:43]
Blind_Ira
"But she insisted"
[23:40:05]
raz
Oh man, Gartagen biology is so dumb.
[23:40:12]
raz
I have never heard this before.
[23:40:21]
raz
Magnificen
[23:40:22]
raz
t
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Blind_Ira
"You got a problem with gartagens, raz?"
[23:40:36]
Songtress
It is a little onfusing
[23:41:09]
Blind_Ira
"Well, I apologise for my co-FM's poor writing. Here, take her into the back room and fuck her as an apology... just kidding!"
[23:41:31]
Cromy
. . . whats the deal with gartagen biology?
[23:41:32]
Sigma
Songtress, join Nepleslia. Things are simpler.
[23:41:46]
Revolver
Agreed.
[23:41:55]
raz
Join Yamatai it's all catgirls and pocky.
[23:41:56]
Sigma
or Yamatai, where simple things get complicated quickly
[23:41:58]
Cromy
simpler is less interesting
[23:42:03]
Revolver
Yamatai has pocky?
[23:42:10]
Foxtrot813
You get a .45 on your ration if you're a Nep/
[23:42:15]
Blind_Ira
"Nah bra, join Gartaga where you can be a short, spiky, desert hunter of doom!"
[23:42:16]
Foxtrot813
I don't see anyone else doing that.
[23:42:49]
Soresu
If Yamatai is space Japan, they should have pocky.
[23:42:55]
Cromy
cuz its gamey . . . nep character's inventory section should after a bit be the largest part of the bio
[23:42:59]
Blind_Ira
"Yeah, and if you're a gartagen you get to explore new frontiers! There's suspense! Action! And AWESOME!"
[23:43:20]
Soresu
(You also get Predator Hair.)
[23:43:30]
Blind_Ira
"The Neplesians are just less awesome. I mean they're too macho, but we garts got nothing to prove, so we're not all trumped up and hyper macho"
[23:43:45]
Sigma
right...
[23:43:47]
Demonblooded
Nepleslians are just assumed to have a .45 handy at all times after being around enough.
[23:43:49]
Blind_Ira
"Plus the Gartagens are, like, everyone's bra"
[23:43:57]
Blind_Ira
*Bro*
[23:44:06]
Cromy
. . .
[23:44:14]
Demonblooded
nope. you're the intergelactic bra race now.
[23:44:23]
Songtress
I have pretty much written up this N-H33's life and stuff but its where to put her on the what ship, which plot.
[23:44:25]
Cromy
the blindy bonded ira is confusing
[23:45:00]
Sigma
Kozan
[23:45:07]
Revolver
What Yamatai plots are accepting new players right now?
[23:45:10]
Sigma
Songtress, Operation Kozan can use more people
[23:45:16]
Revolver
Kozan I think is full now, Sigma.
[23:45:18]
Blind_Ira
"Well, one of the two of us isn't here, and I know the missing one well enough I figure I can imatate them... mostly"
[23:45:19]
raz
Hmm. NH-33... there's... I dunno if Wes' plot is open. Byakuren maybe? Kozan is okay if you want infantry.
[23:45:20]
Revolver
I dunno, ask raz.
[23:45:23]
Gallant|Mike
rubs his chin.
[23:45:27]
Revolver
Oh, I guess it is.
[23:45:29]
Revolver
:V
[23:45:32]
Songtress
I mean YSS Sakura II might be a place. I want to EXPLORE
[23:45:36]
Gallant|Mike
I could maybe work you into TFL, but we're a sort of slow plot.
[23:45:40]
Revolver
Kouzan is a cool plot as soon as people start posting.
[23:45:40]
Blind_Ira
"Anyway the 147th is pretty sweet. Give it a try! Explore the galaxy with the gartagens!"
[23:45:46]
Blind_Ira
"The gartagens are all about exploration"
[23:45:59]
raz
Only Wes' plot really "explores." Oh, Nashoba too probably! The Aeon.
[23:46:05]
Cromy
and witty banter
[23:46:11]
Blind_Ira
"'cause unlike the other races, we're new to the place and not afraid to show it! Plus I made them specifically to run exploration plots"
[23:46:15]
raz
Sakura II, I think, is like secret missions and shit. Toshiro runs it. He's a bro.
[23:46:22]
Songtress
why onlu Wes's plots seems... kinda limited.
[23:46:24]
Sigma
"Nepleslia reserves the right to blow out any Gartagen explorers found on systems already claimed by the Imperium."
[23:46:40]
Blind_Ira
"And Arta courting Centurion's char, if I remember correctly"
[23:46:45]
Cromy
no trade for neppers!
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[23:47:01]
Sigma
we don't have much trade relations with the Garts anymore
[23:47:05]
Blind_Ira
"Nah, man, neplesia are totally bros. They won't blow us outta space"
[23:47:05]
Cromy
i think its sham's now . .. or atleast sham's is tring to court her
[23:47:05]
Centurion
Kinda sorta, but the can't do much
[23:47:32]
Blind_Ira
"Awww, do y'think we scared her off?"
[23:47:40]
Blind_Ira
"Shame on you all scaring off my precious new player"
[23:47:47]
Cromy
. . .
[23:47:49]
Cromy
we?
[23:47:56]
Revolver
Blind + Ira
[23:48:01]
Revolver
Blira.
[23:48:04]
raz
She probably accidentally X'd
[23:48:12]
Cromy
BLIRA!
[23:48:15]
Cromy
love it!
[23:48:24]
Cromy
stuck and done!
[23:48:26]
Revolver
Sounds like a Power Rangers villian or something.