`Osaka Could be fun to have a design competition to come up with the most "non-human" species possible that's still playable realistically.
AbwehranWork ......
Wes Well, there's my race of sentient miniature volcanoes.
`Osaka Wait wat
`Osaka That sounds... Amazing.
`Osaka I need to read about it.
MishhuSage ....
demibear Lol
`Osaka Link link!
AbwehranWork I'm sorry Wes
Wes There's not much detail, just a bullet on my alien concepts page.
MishhuSage I wanna play a sentient min volcano...
AbwehranWork I can't take that suggestion seriously
AbwehranWork I chuckle every time I read it
`Osaka I think a common theme of non-human species would be adapting themselves to deal with humanoids and communicate successfully.
Wes Silicon-based razorfur nanochipmunks with sonic blast attacks.
Sham I can't take any of Wes's suggestions seriously on that page
`Osaka Since if humanoids are the most prolific shape or form of species, it makes sense that you'd want to communicate with them (as opposed to doing something stupid that would get you killed).
Sham Well
Sham I lied
`Osaka Sham: Neither can I. They sound hilarious and awesome as species fluff.
Sham Like, 5% are serious
AbwehranWork also reminds me that I should really really fluff out the Gefahrans, all they have is a blurb
Itkatsu A race of sentient volcanos sure would give a new meaning to "blowing your load"
Sham The other 95% are pure
AbwehranWork though there's no worry of people meeting them currently
Sham ...
Wes
https://wiki.stararmy.com/doku.php?id=us ... n_concepts
demibear You just made me think of Alvin and the chipmunks ::cringes::
Sham Well, yeah
MishhuSage YES! AHAHAHAHAHAHA
AbwehranWork since their planet is quarantined
`Osaka Hum...
Wes " Eoxoll: 6 legs, 3 eyes front, endoskeletal, communicates by low-pitched sound, emits pheromones, mates to signal strong opinion. Space technology.
Wes A species that secretes a mayonnaise-like substance used for grooming. It also makes a good sandwich spread. Members of the species eat certain ways/things to get the best flavor and have contests."
Itkatsu Onii-chan your magma flowing into me is so hot~
`Osaka Itkatsu: olololol
MishhuSage Lmao awesome Itkatsu...
Sham Wes
Sham Do you come up with this yourself?
Itkatsu I could go on all night
Sham Or
Sham What?
AbwehranWork facepalms hard
Wes Some of it, some of it was random generated too.
AbwehranWork damn it, Itkatsu
Sham From WHERE?
Wes I came up with the mayonnaise secreting race.
Sham Were you eating?
Sham Or
Wes And mating to show your opinion.
MishhuSage I like the giant sentient ships, almost reaper-like.
Sham Making a Sandwich?
MishhuSage Think that could be cool....
Sham Or, thought about having infinite mayo?
Wes Honeypots: A race of humanoids with glowing indigo skin that resembles a silicone oven mitt and are covered in sticky corn-syrup like substance used to catch the bugs they eat. Thick, greasy hair-like tubes on their head is the source of the syrup.
Wes I think Osaka would like those
MishhuSage You are oddly fixated on the mayo aliens sham...
Sham Im not
Sham Just
Sham so ridiculous
MishhuSage Do you wanna make a mayoman?
Sham No
MishhuSage Uh huh
Sham I want to hold down, and see what happens in the submission thread
Wes Mayoman: *Slides over next to you, leaving a greasy trail on the park bench.*
Sham lol
MishhuSage Lol
Itkatsu "Would you like me to be the mayonaise in your sandwich~"
`Osaka That transformation from smooth sleek shape (used to bombard a planet) then opening up into something different.
Sham Mayoman - The Hero of Sandwich's
Sham Excpet
Sham Except* if you don't like mayo
MishhuSage The Mayo men, and their mortal enemies, the Mustard people?
Wes Alien mayo not to be confused with man-batter.
Wes Mustardians could be cool.
Sham I think making races based on food is a bad idea :I
Sham Like, for seriousness
Wes Mustard could be their natural defense. If they are threatened they get strong like mustard gas.
MishhuSage Two bitter tribes locked in combat over mount Burger, and the patty shrine atop it.
Sham lol
MishhuSage I can see it now...
MishhuSage Mustard General: "All troops fall back! Countermeasure squad!"
demibear Lol
MishhuSage Mustard countermeasure squad: *lumbers up, turns, and expels noxious mustard gas from their backsides*
Itkatsu This is all the result of Nepleslian genetic engineering, I can tell
Itkatsu Races that fight to the death leaving nothing but a trail of delicious corpses
MishhuSage Lol
MishhuSage Hahaha
MishhuSage God im nervous as hell right now, and this is kinda helping me out...
Sham Well
AbwehranWork :3
Sham If you have mustard people
Sham you should have ketchup people
Sham And they
Sham Can be best friends
Sham Forever
MishhuSage They would be torn between the mustard and mayo people
Sham No one likes Mayo people
MishhuSage I like the mayo people ._.