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Kyle, the nekos are getting bored. You know what happens in anime when people get bored? It's either a trip to the beach, onsen or house visit, and since the Ryujo does not have an onsen or beach....
"Wonder where the Chusa keeps his porn stash?'
"Woo I found an inflatable doll!"
"Does his computer have any games?"
"Boxers or shorts?"
"Where are the snacks?"
Be warned. Curiosity may kill the neko, but you'll die of embarrassment first.
-After infiltration of subject's residence through front door, proceeded with systematic analysis of premises.
-Of objects of interest, subject has 68 files of Objective A (porn books-busty cat maid variant predominant) and 42 files of Objective C (hentai video games- guys being spanked variant)
-Of note is the absence of Objective B (inflatable doll) or Objective D (boxers or shorts). It is the operative's considered opinion that the lack indicates that the subject does not use any of the objects in question.
-Further study of the premises does not indicate any more information to be gained. Will withdraw to long range surveillance positions and continue monitoring of subject.
From RP:
"She had better things to do. Like check up on her Kawarime. Her Daisy Power Armor. Finished getting settled in. Rummage through Takeyu's porn."
Fixed.
By the time Takeyu finally turns up at the mess hall, everyone's going to be looking at him like he's a pervert lol.
-As part of Project Loyalty, all SAINT operatives are hereby directed to ensure the loyalty of Star Army captains by removing any possible adverse temptations from their vicinity-
-For Ryujo Prime, specific targets include maid uniforms, busty nekos and sadistic Mishhuvurthyar with tentacle whips-
-Operative is directed to reprogram all new NH- bodies created on the Ryujo with an upper body limit of no more than 32cm-
-Operative is directed to infiltrate and destroy all copies of maid uniforms in ship stores and to delete all maid uniform designs in the ship computers-
-Operative is directed to disguise all Mishhuvurthyar tentacles encountered as innocuous items like vines, ropes and streamer decorations-
-In extreme cases, operative is hereby authorized to shoot to... circumcise. We know the target is small. Try your best-
-All future replacement personnel to the YSS Ryujo will henceforth be effete males who love flowers and tea-