TeslaTornado
Inactive Member
ROUND ONE
[10] <Cy83r-9> CHOMPADON!!!
[10] == Cy83r-9 has changed nick to Chompadon
[10] <Chompadon> ROOOOOOAAA
[10] * Chompadon munches a small floating apartment building
[10] == ReallyIsCipher has changed nick to Turok
[10] * Turok proceeds to kill the Chompadon
[10] * Chompadon notices Moonie is sticking out of a window
[10] * Turok stabs Chompadon in the skull with a knitting needle
[10] * Chompadon looks strangely at Turok "CHOMPADON" and eats him
[10] * Turok stabs Chompadon in the mouth
[10] * Chompadon ignores the tiny weapons of Turok
[10] * Turok gets a bigger weapon
[10] * Chompadon gets a bigger mouth
[10] <Turok> "TUROK NO UNDERSTAND"
[10] <Turok> "D:"
[10] * Itkatsu|Work inserts sexual inuendo into the previous statements
[10] <Chompadon> HAH
[10] * Chompadon eats Itaktsu's house
[10] * Itkatsu|Work moves to the seaside
[10] * Turok dumps Tabasco sauce onto Itka's house to force Chompadon to regurgitate me
[10] * Chompadon enjoys tabasco sauce and the seaside
[10] * Turok hangs on to the hilt of his machete and scratches his head before thinking of something:
[10] <Turok> "No-one can withstand the horrible taste of SOY BACON!"
[10] * Chompadon burps Turok out into space
[10] == Blas has changed nick to Blas_Dinner
[10] * Turok tries to drop a soy bacon bomb into Chompadon's mouth but fails horribly
[10] * Turok has self-detonated
<MoonMan> Running the show for me was putting out fire.
<DragonNova> That Liam and I are so willfully making right now.
<MoonMan> ohgod
<Cy83r-3> what'd I miss?
<MoonMan> You know you two are giving me heartattacks.
<DragonNova> I'm sure Stovaa did.
DragonNova just enjoys tormenting you, that's all.
<Cy83r-3> blinks several times "Moonie, I'm pretty sure you're too young to be having heart attacks"
<DragonNova> Not after reading my RP's, he isn't.
<Cy83r-3> what'd you do?
<MoonMan> I get a heart-attack in every post Claire is mentioned.
<DragonNova> Mostly giving him nosebleeds, but if he keeps reading it can turn to that.
<MoonMan> Because it's undoubtedly going to be sexy.
<MoonMan> Like, needlessly sexy for the sole purpose of making me uncomfortable.
<DragonNova> Bingo
<MoonMan> AND I'M JUST FINE WITH THAT.
<Soresu> Nepleslian: "Baby, I don't know why, but fondling your sweater meat, despite the fact they could explode in my face turns me on." -Speaking to a NH-7.-
<Missing> Artificial would be possible.
<Missing> "Sweater meat"?
<Soresu> Bewbs
<Missing> That's a new one to me.
<Soresu> Heh
<Cy83r> you know, that would probably turn a nepleslian on even more
<Soresu> Nepleslian: "I dunno man, one squeeze, or two, and they may explode. But damn it if I won't take the chance!"
:roll:Sixgun> I bet if there was an Abhwehran assigned to study Kohanians, his last name would be Ball.
<Kai> why Ball, rev?
<AbwehranCMDR> ???
<Sixgun> Herr Ball
<Sixgun> :3c
<Kai> haw
* AbwehranCMDR facepalms
<Kai> HAW
[11] == Missing [MissingNo@38ef3bcc.hsd1.wa.5aa6454b.net.hmsk] has joined #StarArmy
[11] <PlaidMage> what
[11] <SUBLIMEinal3> What?
[11] <Missing> What?
The NH-7 series nekovalkyrie was designed with CRT (Controlled-Reaction Thrusters, I think) in their backs, just over the shoulder blades. The fuel for these rockets was produced and stored in the NH-7's breasts, a rather good use of what would otherwise be useless mass on a weapon that didn't require them for nursing.Cipher said:I still don't get the exploding boobs thing, and I thumbed through the NH-7 manual.
I wish there was a set-up for a 'that's what she said' said:(12:37:47 AM) Fian: Sub
(12:37:50 AM) Fian: WHAT IS A MAN?
(12:38:08 AM) SUBLIMEinal: Someone who eats a Swiss Meat Roll in one sitting.
(12:38:13 AM) PlaidMage: ...
(12:38:14 AM) PlaidMage: :|
(12:38:19 AM) Abwehran_CMDR: ......
(12:38:27 AM) Christopher: Those things *ROCK!*
I'm never going to try a yo momma joke again said:[09] <Stovaa> yo 'saka
[09] <OsakanOne> Yo Sto
[09] <OsakanOne> So how bad am I at TF2?
[09] <ReallyIsCipher> Yo momma
[09] <ReallyIsCipher> ...
[09] <ReallyIsCipher> Timed. That. Horribly.
[18] <PlaidMage> I just almost choked to death on water. :|
[18] <Gamerofthegame> I'd try to avoid that if I were you.
[18] <Kai> why didn't you put more effort and go all the way?
[18] <PlaidMage>
[18] <Vesper> That wasn't nice Kai.
[18] <Kai> I wasn't telling her to die, I was asking why she didn't try harder.
[21] * Demonblooded does some Habu shot's with an Espiritus Chaser.
[21] <KampfHURR> MIDORIIII
[21] * Cy83r swallows the shot glasses
[21] * KampfHURR watches Cyber swallow glass.
[21] <Cy83r> What Flavor! What Texture! What Internal Bleeding!
[21] <Demonblooded> Probably Healthier than Espiritus.
[21] * Cy83r wirthes his tenctacles in joy-pain
[21] <Cy83r> *writhes
[21] <Demonblooded> 192 proof.
[21] <Cy83r> hah, isn't 200 proff 100% alchohol?
[21] <Cy83r> *proof
[21] <Demonblooded> yes.
[21] <Cy83r> HAH
[21] <Demonblooded> I have yet to convince anyone to light up a smoke after drinking Espiritus.
[21] <KampfHURR> That is 96 goddamn percent alcohol.
[21] <Demonblooded> And?
[21] <KampfHURR> Goddamn.
[21] <Cy83r> HAH
[21] == MoonMan [theessenti@3724e72b.8596d229.com.hmsk] has quit [Ping timeout: 272 seconds]
[21] <Cy83r> If I smoked I'd probably be gullible enough to do it
[21] <KampfHURR> I smoke and I can say that I'd never do it.
[21] <Demonblooded> Few Redbull/Vodkas, Maybe a Screwdriver, Jack, Sake, and a few Espiritus shots will get you off to a good start for the night.
[21] * Cy83r is not saying smokers are gullible, just that he is
This was just out of the blue... said:[2009:08:08:18:53] <Wes> Osakanone: Yes. I just said: "I want to slow the flow of submissions for guns and ships in general while raising the quality and appearance of articles."
[2009:08:08:18:53] <OsakanOne> Nice.
[2009:08:08:18:53] <OsakanOne> I am a fortress, tall and stout
[2009:08:08:18:53] <OsakanOne> Here is my heavy
[2009:08:08:18:53] <OsakanOne> Here is my scout.
[2009:08:08:18:54] <Wes> Think about it. When a new player shows up on the site, often the first thing they do is submit a 5km battleship with weapons unknown to the SARP. Or, at least, that was once the case. I don't mind new ships and guns, but I would like to at least get to look at them.
Mine too.Cipher said:
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