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Quotes Quarantine

[15] <MoonMan> Hey fellas, name one famous Star Army female.
[15] <MoonMan> That isn't hanako or yui
[15] <PlaidMage> Masako.
[15] <Exhack> Suku.
[15] <Exhack> Or maybe Kotori. The littlest dead Ketsurui Princess.
[15] <MoonMan> All very good answers.
[15] <MoonMan> Thanks fellas.
[15] <PlaidMage> Why?
[15] <MoonMan> I needed another female.
[15] <Uso> Chiharu?
[15] <MoonMan> Nobody knows Chiharu, though. :I
[15] <Uso> Isn't she the Neko Messiah now though?
[15] <MoonMan> Yeah
[15] <MoonMan> But I need something more tangible.
[15] <PlaidMage> For what?
[15] <MoonMan> Well.
[15] <MoonMan> http://sendables.jibjab.com/view/k575Q4RhTVhd4k2o
[15] <MoonMan> I made that earlier for Nepleslia.
[15] <MoonMan> So I thought I'd make one for the sarp dudes, too.
[15] <MoonMan> http://sendables.jibjab.com/view/D8W36CBdeYdDEDEy
[15] <MoonMan> There we go.
[15] |<-- Uso has left irc.sorcery.net (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
[15] <KokuTF2> Oh my god.
[15] <KokuTF2> WHy did I never see this.
[15] <KokuTF2> this is horrible.
[15] <MoonMan> Because you've been playing TF2 all day.
[15] <KokuTF2> WHAT THE HELL.
[15] <MoonMan> :3c
[15] <KokuTF2> SHOU
[15] <KokuTF2> SHOULD I BE LAUGHING
[15] <KokuTF2> OR SHOULD I BE DISGUSTED
[15] <MoonMan> Have you watched both?
[15] <KokuTF2> oh god.
[15] <KokuTF2> carina
[15] <KokuTF2> NOOOO
[15] <MoonMan> I GUESS THAT ANSWERS THAT QUESTION.
[15] <KokuTF2> To be honest, the male one is much better done.
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[15] <KokuTF2> To be honest, the male one is much better done.
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Somehow, I'm not really surprised.
 
[22] <SSharp> Uso, your are my Alpha Nerd.
[22] <Uso> awesome
[22] <Bellicose> Same here.
[22] <SSharp> We shall do your bidding -- quick, bring him an offering, Bellicose!
[22] * SSharp Tackles midori
[22] <Bellicose> hrrrmmm.
[22] * Bellicose brings in a shackled cheerleader.
[22] <Bellicose> (college cheerleader)
[22] * SSharp They set the cheerleader and midori before Uso on his Altar.
[22] * Bellicose whisperes to SSharp "I'm just glad he is not into guys."
[22] * Bellicose begins doing a crossword puzzle.
[22] <Bellicose> SSharp what is a three letter synonym for awesome?
[22] * SSharp puts on glasses
[22] <SSharp> Uso.
[22] <Uso> I accept these offerings
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Some fun in the IRC.
 
<Exhack> Dude, holy shit. I just realized.
<Exhack> This situation with Sub is like ME 2.
<Exhack> I'm the Illusive Man, you're Miranda and Subby is Shepard.
<Exhack> Haha, you're Miranda
<KokuSTO> Yeah?
<KokuSTO> At least I'm sexy.
<Exhack> Fuck that. I'm Martin Sheen. Now excuse me while I stare at your ass and bask in the sound of my own voice.
<Exhack> I mean...
<Exhack> Miranda's ass!
<Exhack> Fuck.
<Exhack> :|
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<KokuAge> How long would it take to read the entire Dragon Age Codex...
<PlaidMage> It's not that big.
<Bellicose> It was pretty big.
<Stovaa> Hurrah for painting knowledge
<Bellicose> I don't think I ever got all of the codex entries
<Stovaa> Take note, everyone.
<Bellicose> I think ME's was bigger
<Stovaa> That's a pretty generic conversation between Ira and a woman
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[00] <KampfHURRR> I...
[00] <KampfHURRR> I, uh...
[00] <KampfHURRR> I have...no alcohol.
[00] <PlaidMage> You're fucked.
[00] <KampfHURRR> ;_;
[00] <KampfHURRR> I'm going to go cry.
[00] <KampfHURRR> And panic.
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:3
 
<Lin> Friend Computer dispatches the troubleshooters to unload Train #AX37 from Platform IRA and ensure its contents are delivered safely to the various factions in the Complex.
<Kokuten> Eh.
<Lin> The factions all want their part of the shipment, most of them want other factions' shipments as well, and half the Secret Societies are going to try and steal big chunks of it.
<Lin> Complication: Train #AX37 does not exist.
<Lin> GO.
<Kokuten> Kill everyone except myself.
* Troubleshooter ([email protected]) has left #StarArmy
<Kokuten> Because obviously, as a troubleshooter, everyone else who is at Train #AX37's location is a communist.
* Secretariat is now known as Aendri
<Lin> But Friend Computer does want those shipments delivered!
<Kokuten> Indeed.
* Commissar_Ira is now known as Ira
<Kokuten> I will say that the bodies of those I killed were the only delivery I found.
<Ira> did it work
<Ira> I can have my name back?!
<Ira> =D
<Lin> Ah! So you're saying Friend Computer lied to you, then.
* Lin makes a note.
<Kokuten> Because the communists likely looted most of what I 'could' have delivered to Friend Computer.
<Kokuten> I killed as many as I could.
<Lin> Ah! So you screwed up.
* Lin makes a note.
* Kokuten killed many communists in the very least.
<Lin> That is in your favour!
* Lin makes yet another note.
<Itkatsu|Work> The computer is always correct. Kill all you kind. Deliver everything you kill. Anyone who complains is attempting to lie to obtain more than they are entitled to. Kill them too.
<Itkatsu|Work> *f
<Kokuten> Only a communist questions the motive of killing another communist.
<Lin> Oh, I'm not questioning your motives, comrade. Just noting... R&D really needs those cadmium rods. Like, in a hurry.
<Kokuten> Comrade?
<Kokuten> That's very communist sounding.
* Kokuten eyes Lin suspiciously.
<Ira> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMhTk_7KzBA
* Lin pointedly indicates her blue vest.
<Aendri> Or is she simply referring to your comradeship?
* Kokuten points at his Indigo vest.
<Lin> Hrm.
* Lin makes a note.
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Crafty commies.
 
KampfHURRR ([email protected]) has joined #StarArmy
[21] <Midori> hey Kampf!
[21] <KampfHURRR> HEY LOOK ITS DOSHII
[21] <KampfHURRR> OR SHOULD I SAY OLDSHII
[21] <KampfHURRR> AND IT'S MIDORI
[21] <KampfHURRR> OR SHOULD I SAY MIDSTINKY
[21] <Aendri> Hey kampf.
[21] <KampfHURRR> HAW HAW HAW
[21] <Midori> HEY!
[21] <KampfHURRR> OH LOOK ITS AENDRI
[21] <Midori> IM SEEING A DOCTOR ABOUT THAT!
[21] <KampfHURRR> OR SHOULD I SAY CRABTREE
[21] <Jimmy> I see someones in a good mood.
[21] <KampfHURRR> OH LOOK ITS JIMMY
[21] <KampfHURRR> OR SHOULD I SAY SHIMMY
[21] <Aendri> Or he started drinking earlier then usual today.
[21] <Aendri> Either one.
[21] <Midori> lol
[21] <Exhack> Hey Kampfer.
[21] <Exhack> LAAAAST NIGHT I HAD THE STRANGEST DREAM.
[21] <KampfHURRR> OH LOOK IT'S EXHACK
[21] <KampfHURRR> OR SHOULD I SAY DERPHERP
[21] <Soresu> LET'S POINT AND LAUGH
[21] <KampfHURRR> OH LOOK IT'S SORESU
[21] * Aendri points and laughs.
[21] <KampfHURRR> OR SHOULD I SAY OLDSHOE
[21] <Itkatsu|Work> OH LOOK IT'S KAMPFHURRR
[21] <Itkatsu|Work> OR SHOULD I SAY
[21] <Soresu> OR SHOULD I SAY DURRRR HURRR HURRR HURRR
[21] <KampfHURRR> OH LOOK IT'S ITKATSU
[21] <KampfHURRR> OR SHOULD I SAY HURPKATSU
[21] <Doshii> OH LOOK, IT'S A KAMPFHURRR
[21] <Doshii> OR SHOULD I SAY
[21] =-= KampfHURRR was booted from #StarArmy by Doshii ((A doofus.))
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<SUBLIMEinal> pee pee?
<Kokuten> Wee wee.
<Aendri> Nah, the CSI:Miami reference is jsut waiting to happen there.
* SUBLIMEinal is now known as PeePee
* PeePee is all over Doshii
<Aendri> But I can't think of how to put it.
* PeePee is all over Aendri
* Fred ([email protected]) has joined #StarArmy
* Aendri is wearing a PeePee proof coat.
* PeePee is all over Kokuten.
<Aendri> 'ello, Fred.
* PeePee is all over Fred
<Kokuten> Fred! Howzit.
* Fred ([email protected]) has left #StarArmy
* Fred ([email protected]) has joined #StarArmy
* ChanServ gives channel operator status to Fred
<Aendri> There we go. 'eelo, Fred.
<Doshii> Sub turning into PeePee. Just one more way he's ... *slips on shades* Pissed everyone off.
* Fred has kicked PeePee from #StarArmy (No one pees on me and lives!)
<Doshii> YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Ah, but that wasn't the end of it.

[17] * PeePee is all over Fred
[17] =-= PeePee was booted from #StarArmy by Fred (No one pees on me and lives!)
[17] -->| PooPoo ([email protected]) has joined #StarArmy
[17] * PooPoo is all over Fred
[17] =-= PooPoo was booted from #StarArmy by Fred (No one poos on me either!)
[17] -->| SKEETSKEETSKEET ([email protected]) has joined #StarArmy
[17] * SKEETSKEETSKEET is all over Fred
[17] <Fred> fortunately for him, I don't really know what SKEET is
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There's the rest of the other part of that.
 
<Kokuten> Also.
<Kokuten> Don't buy the beef.
<Kokuten> Never, buy the beef.
<Lin> Medieval soldiers need their fish and veggies!
<Blackbird> Why not the beef?
<Kokuten> Beef rots.
<Kokuten> Fish and Vegetables are forever.
<Blackbird> Awesome.
<Missing[WoW]> Vegeta-bles...
<Missing[WoW]> Can it become Vegeta? If yes, then it is Vegetable.
* dusky has quit (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.86 [Firefox 3.6.8/20100722155716])
<Kokuten> Man.
<Kokuten> These Sea Raiders don't care how big your army is.
<Kokuten> They're always ready to hop on my Military Scythe.
<CadetNewb> Wait, you can't salt the beef or something? What about pork?
<Lin> Dried Meat is something different!
<Lin> And you can't salt the beef, you're busy killing!
<Kokuten> I'm telling you.
<Kokuten> I've gotten so many prisoners just by riding around on my horse and stepping on people.
<PlaidMage> I'll salt YOUR beef.
<Kokuten> Oh my.
<CadetNewb> Oh my.
<Lin> Oh my!
<Blackbird> Oh my....
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12:53 `Osaka: ...We're boring, Stovaa.
12:53 PlaidMage: That is the greatest picture ever, Koku.
12:53 Fian: Excuses Osaka, Excuses!
12:54 PlaidMage: No Osaka, you're boring.
12:54 KokuWork: Which, the baby or the dinosaur?
12:55 Stovaa: I'm awesome
12:55 `Osaka: Stovaa, put a leash on your wife.
12:55 Stovaa: bags of fun
12:55 Stovaa leashes Osaka
12:55 Stovaa: ok
12:55 `Osaka: Well you DO have funba-
12:55 Doshii: OWNED
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<Kokuten> Man.
<Kokuten> I love this teacher.
<Kokuten> Said I didn't need sources to write this essay.
<Kokuten> So I can literally crap it out.
<Kampfer> What the hell.
<Kokuten> Yeah.
<Kokuten> But considering how I write, it's already a B paper.
<Kokuten> 1,000 words in 2-3 hours.
<Kampfer> I'm gonna go rage in the shower.
<Kokuten> Have fun~
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[00] <Jimmy> I can't feel my foot...
[00] <Jimmy> Oh God! Now I wish I didn't feel it!! ><
[00] <Jimmy> AAAAAOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!
[00] <Jimmy> Okay. Please continue.
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13:47 ShotJon Hello Matt. Just the man I need!
13:49 KokuJob That's right, Matt.
13:49 KokuJob He 'needs' you.
13:49 KokuJob Like Masako needs a spanking.
13:50 Fiani bow chika bow wow
13:51 KokuJob BOW CHIKA BOW WOW
13:53 *** Christopher quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
13:53 *** Christopher joined #Stararmy
13:54 *** Christopher_ joined #Stararmy
13:58 *** Christopher quit (Ping timeout: 255 seconds)
13:58 *** Christopher_ is now known as Christopher
13:58 ShotJon Actually I just wanted to ask about abwehran plots. SInce Enkidu is put to ice for now.....
13:59 ShotJon And I was thinking I could either get Chrys into one of Origins plot or create new character.
14:00 Fiani alternatively
14:00 Fiani Koku you tell him
14:00 KokuJob ?
14:00 KokuJob Tell him what?
14:04 Fiani TELLLLLLLLLLLL HIM
14:04 Fiani TELL HIM THAT THE SUN AND MOON RISE IN HIS EYES
14:04 Fiani REACH OUT TO HIM
14:04 Fiani AND WHIISSSSSPER
14:04 Fiani nvm, gonna do the laundry and cook myself dinner
14:04 KokuJob What a strange man.
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So, Wes has made a new character generator.

<Kokuten> Lindsy Bruess is a innocent Nepleslian with light brown long wavy hair, slanted golden eyes, and has a innocent face. Her muscular figure is dressed in a pastel purple babydoll and a yellow skort.
<Wes> VERY innocent
<Kokuten> Muscular figure.
<Kokuten> In a babydoll
<Fay> No wonder she's innocent.
<Soresu> "Me next Snu Snu"
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