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Quotes Quarantine

[20] <AbwehranCommander> I don't kick aggressive birds
[20] <AbwehranCommander> my predator mode just kicks in
[20] <AbwehranCommander> and I charge back at it
[20] <SSharp> That's another way to handle it.
[20] <Aendri> Grills work great for getting the point across. ^^
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Timing Desho said:
[02] <Exhack> Yes, I got your messages, no I don't really know, and I think you should ask Kokuten since he's FM and might be popping on in a few minutes.
[02] -->| Kokuten ([email protected]) has joined #StarArmy
[02] <Exhack> Although from my current knowledge base ab-
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[10] * PlaidMage kidnaps Nyki.
[10] <@Aendri> Nope, nothing on mibbit either. Sorry I can't help more.
[10] * Fiani shoots PlaidMage in the back with a HHG
[10] * PlaidMage deflects the bullet with her ass.
[10] <@Aendri> That's a nice ass, if it's deflecting .45 rounds.
[10] <DinnerJon> HHG isn't that a lot more than .45?
[10] <PlaidMage> I have ass of steel.
[10] * PlaidMage stuffs Nyki into her pants.
[10] <Nyki> D:::::
[10] <Nyki> why the pants
[10] <PlaidMage> Because it's warm. :B
[10] <Nyki> :c i am too huge for yer pants
[10] * DinnerJon stuffs himself in Plaid pants to keep Nyki a company. "Don't be afraid! I wil protect you!"
[10] * @Aendri does not believe Nyki.
[10] <DinnerJon> Asians can't be huge.
[10] <DinnerJon> I saw picture of Fian.
[10] <Fiani> .......
[10] <Fiani> Are you implying that I'm small
[10] * PlaidMage throws Jon across the room.
[10] <Nyki> LMAO
[10] <@Aendri> Fian's just mini, Jon. Doesn't mean Nyki is
[10] <DinnerJon> I am inplying that you are not huge Fian.
[10] <Fiani> I...I... I trusted you guys!
[10] <DinnerJon> Also small is better. Believe me I am over 190 cm tall....
[10] * Fiani runs off crying
[10] <Fiani> I'm only slightly taller than Nyki
[10] <Fiani> So if Plaid can fit her into her pants
[10] * Fiani jumps into plaid's pants
[10] <PlaidMage> This is a Nyki-only zone.
[10] <Kyoki> Za warudo
[10] <@Aendri> party in Plaid's pants!
[10] * PlaidMage throws Fian too.
[10] <DinnerJon> I suspect that Plaid is not in Plaids pants.
[10] <DinnerJon> Just Nyki is there.
[10] <Kyoki> ....Wat
[10] <Kyoki> What is going on o.O
[10] <DinnerJon> Plaid stuffed Nyki in her pants.
[10] * @Aendri sticks Kyoki in Plaids pants.
[10] <Fiani> People getting into each other's pants
[10] <Kyoki> Uh... huh
[10] <Nyki> hi kyoki
[10] * DinnerJon steals FIanis pants and puts them on his right elbow.
[10] * PlaidMage dropkicks Kyoki.
[10] <Nyki> bye kyoki
[10] <PlaidMage> haha
[10] <Kyoki> Why am I being dropkicked Dx
[10] <Kyoki> I didn't even do anything ;-;
[10] <DinnerJon> Plaid acutally missed and hit Nash.
[10] <DinnerJon> It's always the bystanders.
[10] <Fiani> Yeah Plaid, your aiming sucks
[10] <Fiani> You probably threw Nyki out of your pants, because I'm still in it
[10] <DinnerJon> Also don't kick Kyoki. she is delicate.
[10] * @Aendri is not sure who is left in the pants, but he sticks Itkat in anyway.
[10] <Fiani> Why does it smell like Kangaroo in here?
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[20] <Nevaraon> ohhh noooes
[20] <Nevaraon> not a WES
[20] <Nevaraon> Weapon of Eternal Stress
[20] <Nevaraon> or... Weasel of Everlasting Stink?
[20] <Fiani> blasphemer!
[20] * Arieg drops a shreckpanzer next to the chatroom.
[20] <Nevaraon> Weevil of Evergrowing Strife?
[20] <Kai> Warden of Eternal Slumber.
[20] <Nevaraon> lol
[20] <SSharp> Warbler of Ecstatic Sheep
[20] <Wes> Webmaster of Epic Site
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<Kokuten> Sub.
<Kokuten> You won't believe it.
<SUBLIMEinal> brb
<Kokuten> But I found a small excerpt of the JP between Flins and Hatu.
<Exhack> :o
<Kokuten> They were discussing Othropian Salt Torture.
<Kokuten> Where you peel back skin, or cut open wounds, and rub salt and acid on the wounds.
<Kampfer> Now I'm hungry for pulled pork.
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[11] <Fiani> Which is why you have to STEP UP TO YOUR DESTINY
[11] * Fiani commands Luca to draw the HHG from the stone
[11] * Luca steps up to the HHG In the Stone and commences a staredown at it.
[11] * Fiani puts on his robe and wizzard hat
[11] == Fiani has changed nick to Merfianlin
[11] * Luca notes that the HHG Blinked!
[11] * Luca LUNGES FORWARD WITH GREAT VIGOUR AND GRABS YE HHG BY HE HANDLE AND PULLETH IT WITH GREAT FORCE
[11] <Luca> -TH
[11] <Merfianlin> BEHOLD
[11] <Merfianlin> THE NEW KING OF ACTIONLAND!
[11] <Luca> SOUND YE GUITARS AND CRY HAVOC, FOR YOUR KING HAS COME!
[11] * Merfianlin annoints Luca with the blood of children and the tears of virgins
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Fian said:
[11] <Fiani> Which is why you have to STEP UP TO YOUR DESTINY
[11] * Fiani commands Luca to draw the HHG from the stone
[11] * Luca steps up to the HHG In the Stone and commences a staredown at it.
[11] * Fiani puts on his robe and wizzard hat
[11] == Fiani has changed nick to Merfianlin
[11] * Luca notes that the HHG Blinked!
[11] * Luca LUNGES FORWARD WITH GREAT VIGOUR AND GRABS YE HHG BY HE HANDLE AND PULLETH IT WITH GREAT FORCE
[11] <Luca> -TH
[11] <Merfianlin> BEHOLD
[11] <Merfianlin> THE NEW KING OF ACTIONLAND!
[11] <Luca> SOUND YE GUITARS AND CRY HAVOC, FOR YOUR KING HAS COME!
[11] * Merfianlin annoints Luca with the blood of children and the tears of virgins
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Man I thin I just got high on the ammount of awesome in this QQ.
 
<Kyoki> What?
<Kokuten> Jimmy wants to make a Nepleslian Officer Academy.
<Jimmy> Eh. I'll think about it. I was just hoping to have a name to send a character to as part of history.
<Kokuten> Hrm.
<Kokuten> NOA
<Kokuten> Noah in pronounciation.
<Kokuten> The entire academy is based on a Shaika.
<Kokuten> And it's headmaster is a tall man, with a beard longer than any other nepleslian, who also has a strange psychological disorder that makes him obsessed with the number 2.
<Jimmy> ...
<Kokuten> Sorry.
<Kokuten> Of the top of my heading, again.
<Jimmy> What's a Shaika anyway?
<Kyoki> So he's into 2 girls 1 cup... except it's 2 girls 2 cups?
<Kyoki> ;D
* Kokuten strangles Kyoki.
<Kyoki> Dx
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[22] <Fiani> Also, no guns?
[22] <AbwehranCommander> she has the training, but I didn't want to spend all her DA yet
[22] <AbwehranCommander> mainly because she needs a place to sleep on Francia City
[22] <AbwehranCommander> :p
[22] <Fiani> Not if Deidre has anything to say about it!
[22] <AbwehranCommander> indeed
[22] <AbwehranCommander> she'd probably purchase a gun in character
[22] <ShotJon> Deidre sells soem super-cheap guns Matt.
[22] <AbwehranCommander> if she can negotiate with Algol
[22] <AbwehranCommander> :3c
[22] <ShotJon> Alexandraw ill buty GP-1 from her.
[22] <Fiani> <Deidre> "Strong woman like you needs this rifle here for only 1999.99 DA"
[22] <ShotJon> *will, buy
[22] <Fiani> <Deidre> "I also killed that crocodile with it"
[22] <AbwehranCommander> <Hanna> I prefer something concealable
[22] <Fiani> <Deidre> *Looks at Hanna's chest disparingly* "You can conceal anything in there,hunny."
[22] <@Aendri> I suppose that eliminates the .460 special as well.
[22] <ShotJon> Deidre would say Lass' she is scottish after all
[22] <AbwehranCommander> <Hanna> I know *pulls wallet out from between them*
[22] <Fiani> <Deidre> "God-dammit. Get out of my shop!"
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You know you have an awesome character when even other people are roleplaying them.
 
IRC said:
[2011/03/16, 22:13.39pm] <SSharp> You thought you had seen the last of me!
[2011/03/16, 22:13.41pm] <SSharp> BUT, AHA!
[2011/03/16, 22:13.49pm] <SSharp> Fooled yet again.
[2011/03/16, 22:13.54pm] <SSharp> I win once more, Lews Therin. :3
[2011/03/16, 22:13.56pm] -->| Kampfer ([email protected]) has joined #StarArmy
[2011/03/16, 22:14.05pm] <Kampfer> IF I COULD SWIM WITH THE DOLPHIIINNNNNSSSS
[2011/03/16, 22:14.07pm] * Arieg hits the button for the shark tank, a trapdoor opens beneath SSharp.
[2011/03/16, 22:14.12pm] <SSharp> LAWL
[2011/03/16, 22:14.17pm] <Kampfer> WHY OH WHY CANT I SWIM WITH THE DOLPHIIINNNNNSSSSSS
[2011/03/16, 22:14.51pm] <SSharp> Someone QQ that.
[2011/03/16, 22:15.08pm] <Jimmy> Nope.:p
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[00] * Jimmy puts Missing in a cage.
[00] <Missing> I don't think I've ever heard the song before.
[00] * Missing looks around the cage.
[00] * Arieg drops the cage INTO THE SHARK TANK!
[00] <Missing> Is it me or is something in this cage missing?
[00] * Missing pauses for effect.
[00] <Missing> If I'm Missing in the cage...
[00] * Arieg watches the cage with missing in it plunge into the great white infested pool.
[00] <Missing> ...than am I in the cage?
[00] * Missing is not in the cage.
[00] <Missing> I am on a horse.
[00] <Arieg> lolz
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Two QQ in one night.

Too much awesome.
 
<Luca> Yoko Kano is responsible for "TANK!"
<ShotJon> Yoko Kano is responsible for many many good stuff.
<Luca> I'd play it full blast, but it's night time and Mum will hang me.
<Luca> You are now imagining me getting piledriven by my mother.
<ShotJon> Now I am.
<ShotJon> I also imagine her chatching you by you feet and tornado throwing you out of the window.
<ShotJon> I have live imagination.
* Luca ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout: 272 seconds)
<ShotJon> O_o
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You just don't make Luca's mum angry apparently.
 
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