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Wes: Father's day = over
Revolver: Not for another three ours here on the West Coast.
Revolver: West Coast Fathers, represent!
Lam: East coast bachelors, exhale
Michael_P: Autobots, transform and roll out
Frost: Central Not-fathers, take a nap
Wes: And I'll form the head!
Wes: SARPTRON, DEFENDER OF THE UNIVERSE
Lam: Our giant robot looks kind of messed up
Lam: It's got California for a left arm and New england for the right
Lam: Transformers sticking out here and there
Lam: And Wes is balled up in the fetal position for the head
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[09] KokuWork Soresu.
[09] Soresu ?
[09] KokuWork Until further notice.
[09] KokuWork If you encounter my dad on here, you are my Florida Lovegirl-Sweetheart. Just a precaution.
[09] Soresu ...
[09] Soresu Wat. :I
[09] KokuWork It's better this way, just roll with it.
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IRC said:
Strangelove: REASONABLE MARINES!
Strangelove: FOR THE RULING GOVERNMENT BODY!
4:20 PM
Hakujou_Hakushi: REASONABLE MARINES, BECAUSE FANATICAL DEVOTION NEEDS LOGICAL THINKING.
4:22 PM
MINIPAX: CONSIDER BUT ACCEPT THE LIFEFORM NOT OF YOUR SAME SPECIES, THE INDIVIDUAL OF DIFFERING RELIGIOUS BELIEF, AND THOSE SUFFERING FROM GENETIC DIFFERENCES.
Sigma: RELIEVE THEM OF THEIR SUFFERING
Hakujou_Hakushi: HERESY WAS NEVER SO REASONABLE.
Sigma: AND ENLIGHTEN THEM WITH THE SWORD
MINIPAX: NO. DONATE TO HELPFUL CHARITY.
4:23 PM
MINIPAX: THIS IS THE REASONABLE MARINES, BUT WE RESPECT YOUR OPINION AND YOUR RIGHT TO IT.
Strangelove: Oh god, what demons have I unleashed?
Hakujou_Hakushi: ATTENTION XENOS SCUM, THIS IS THE REASONABLE MARINES. WE ARE PREPARED TO LAND AND OFFER YOU A PEACE TREATY.
4:25 PM
Hakujou_Hakushi: *A Yamataian sakura class gunboat lands and Nekovalkyrja in Mindys with PLAUNDRONS exit.
• MissingNo laughs out loud.
Hakujou_Hakushi: :p
MissingNo: Er...@ the Reasonable Marine bit.
MINIPAX: PLEASE TAKE YOUR TIME TO PERUSE THE DOCUMENT, AND DO NOT HESITATE TO HELP YOURSELVES TO THE REFRESHMENT TABLE.
Hakujou_Hakushi: WE ALSO HAVE CONDIMENTS FOR THOSE WITH FOOD ALERGIES.
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[14] SUBLIMEinal I HATE YOU YOU'RE ALWAYS SO MEAN
[14] SUBLIMEinal sobs
[14] Aendri YOU NEVER LET ME HAVE ANY FUN, OF COURSE I'M MEAN.
[14] SUBLIMEinal MAYBE IF YOU HADN'T CHEATED, I'D BE ABLE TO TRUST YOU A LITTLE MORE, YOU SLUT
[14] Kalshion|Kyle picks up Sublime and Aendri and puts both in the corner
[14] Aendri I DIDN'T CHEAT ON YOU. IT'S NOT MY FAULT KOKU LOVES ME MORE.
[14] SUBLIMEinal YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO KYLE YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD
[14] SUBLIMEinal OH NO HE DOESN'T
[14] Aendri HE DOES TOO.
[14] Kalshion|Kyle o_o
[14] SUBLIMEinal HE DOES NOT
[14] Jimmy puts Aendri and Sublimeinal in a box together and shakes. "Taking bets! Who will win?!"
[15] Kalshion|Kyle hmmm
[15] Kalshion|Kyle begins wieghing who will win
[15] Aendri THEN WHY DO ME AND HIM DO EVERYTHING TOGETHER
[15] SUBLIMEinal HE JUST DOESN'T WANT YOU TO FEEL BAD
[15] SUBLIMEinal YOU KNOW HE LOVES ME MORE WHICH IS WHY YOU KEEP BRINGING IT UP
[15] Aendri HE JUST LOVES ME MORE YOU MEAN
[15] SUBLIMEinal JUST BECAUSE YOU SAY SOMETHING DOESN'T MEAN IT'S TRUE
[15] Aendri YOU LEFT HIM
[15] SUBLIMEinal NO I DIDN'T
[15] SUBLIMEinal STOP TELLING LIES MAN
[15] SUBLIMEinal JUST LET IT GO
[15] SUBLIMEinal LEAVE ME AND KOKU IN PEACE
[15] Ira BEST MOVIE EVER
[15] Ira red dawn
[15] Aendri YOU JUST CAN'T STAND THAT HE GOT OVER YOU AND CAME TO ME.
[15] SUBLIMEinal DON'T PRETEND YOU KNOW WHAT HE WAS THINKING
[15] SUBLIMEinal WE'VE MOVED PAST IT
[15] SUBLIMEinal YOU'RE JUST A RELIC
[15] SUBLIMEinal AND A MISTAKE
[15] Jimmy :o
[15] Kalshion|Kyle .......
[15] Kalshion|Kyle Ok, the caps lock crap is starting to get annoying
[15] Sharp Shhh Kyle
[15] Sharp It's like getting in between two fighting bears.
[15] Sharp It's not wise.
[15] Kalshion|Kyle .....
[15] Jimmy breaks out the popcorn.
[15] Aendri YOU'VE BEEN LEFT BY THE ROAD< AND YOU CAN'T STAND IT.
[15] SUBLIMEinal breaks a beer bottle on a countertop and slices Aendri
[15] Aendri puts on his boots
[15] Jimmy Needs more mudpit!
[15] Ira yes
[15] Ira cry!
[15] Jimmy Havoc, and let loose the hounds of war!
[15] Jimmy "Wuf wuf!" *waggy tail*
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I don't usually QQ anything I'm involved in, but Nash just owned this brief exchange.

Jimmy You know, if 21SQ was a WWII setting this would be the point Yaeko would turn around and find a rear gunner filled with holes.
Jimmy But since this is SARP Silic will just be munching a burger or something.
Jimmy checks for Wes real quick.
Jimmy <,<;
Arieg lol
Nashoba Or Yaeko would look and find an empty seat in back and Silic floating to the ground with a parachute.
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I <3 my GM.
 
IRC said:
Exhack: HALT. HAMMERZEIT.
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Toshiro: Now I am seeing Hitler in Balloon Pants.
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9:41 PM
Exhack: Zeremonienmeister Hammer just broke it down (now).
Aendri: Indeed
*Exhack watches Zeremonienmeister Hammer just break it down (now).
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Ira you should do sarp talk
Ira ShotJon: I am ShotVon, from soviet peoples republick of Czechistan, coming to you is much happy!
BeerJon ME?
Ira giggles at beerjon
BeerJon What would I talk to anyway?
BeerJon *about
BeerJon I mean
BeerJon I am shy person.
Ira SHY?!
Ira You could talk about being a player on the forum
BeerJon Yes.
Frownie I could totally do SARP talk.
Ira you are in many plots
Frownie I'd talk about how awesome I am.
Frownie C:
BeerJon It would be short discussion then Frown.
BeerJon
Frownie ... Baaawwww
Ira awwww
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10:15 Luca: If a cop shoots someone in the US, the process is a bit simpler
10:16 KokuWork: When a cop pulls a 'gun' on someone, it's typically because it's time to kill someone, or to disable someone.
10:16 Luca: Whereas in the UK its: "WHAT IS THIS WIZARDRY. RIOT."
10:16 KokuWork: Typically our cops will pull out their taser guns first, though.
10:17 Luca: Tazers are apparently beneath the strength of a British Longbow
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I am evil Sod oh yes I am.

Frownie: The only high-tech weapons that would simply be MORE EFFECTIVE than conventional weapons,
Frownie: Would be weapons that are in the SDR range.
Frownie: Though, a gigantic laser beam might not even be more effective than a nuclear-warhead homing torpedo.
Frownie: So I take that back.
Frownie: Conventional weapons are just better. There's a reason why DEW research in real life is mostly used to produce less-than-lethal weapons.
Arieg: When made right both weapons have their advantages and disadvantages, SARP is not one of those scenerios.
Osaka: Hm...
ShotJon: I think we got our new USo........
ShotJon: tech-wise
Kalshion|Kyle: Greeeeeeeeeeat....
ShotJon: Yeah.
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It might be somewhat tasteless to quote yourself, but the subject material pertains to non-people, therefore ... alright it is tasteless - but the non-people in question are still acceptable targets for a LUCA MAD! rant.

This has a punchline said:
(After some terrible Hipster jokes and some meditation on the subject and 'research'...)

[22] Luca I've deduced that Hipsters are freaking Objectivists that deserve to be put into an underwater glasshouse with a bunch of slugs.
[22] -->| Ira has joined #StarArmy
[22] Luca Because all of them are a bunch 'o jerks who think they're better than you because their so aggressively different. And many an argument happens over who's more differenter.
[22] Luca Which is, what Objectivism is, in a nutshell.
[22] Luca F*** ayn rand, f*** hipsters and also unf*** the Internet
[22] Jimmy Captain, I am detecting large quantities of human bile in this sector!
[22] Luca *BALARAHGLBHALBHBHALBLBHAH*
[22] |<-- venomier has left irc.sorcery.net (Ping timeout: 244 seconds)
[22] Luca Do your bit for the environment, punt an Objectivist in the daddybags, steal a Hipster's hat, and write a letter to your local council for the betterment of local infrastructure.
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Also, my web is currently capped. My fault. Steam is finally useful now that I can buy games online.

And there was a baboon too, what's up with that?
 
I didn't think it was possible for Australians to take a level in Badass since they all have moustaches and suplex crocodiles while slamming cans of Foster's and generally being too awesome to live.

Guess I was wrong.
 
There's a place called Flinders Street station, and the front steps are clogged up with the buggers - so tripping over one is a common and hairy sight, because the other guy will be in danger of contracting hipster disease and a sudden like for J.D Salinger.

And yes, Fosters is the bottom end beer that I usually see Tradesmen drinking, but most of the time I see the hipster stereotypes here in Australia drink more expensive stuff, like boxed wine (AKA: Goon) or microbrewed beverages in an attempt to look posh.

(I didn't want to start a new topic, I figured it'd be a poor idea)
 
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