Late one night on IRC... said:[2008:08:27:01:00] * Nickless-5221F (usmchereic@af4df00a.hawaii.res.14056255.com.hmsk) has joined #StarArmy
[2008:08:27:01:00] * Nickless-5221F is now known as Kampfer
[2008:08:27:01:01] * Midori (harrikke@9818fe86.hsd1.md.5aa6454b.net.hmsk) Quit (Ping timeout: 260 seconds)
[2008:08:27:01:01] <Kampfer> WELL!
[2008:08:27:01:01] * Kampfer (usmchereic@af4df00a.hawaii.res.14056255.com.hmsk) Quit (Client Quit)
[2008:08:27:01:02] * Missing blinks.
* Kyoki isn't a guy that needs sex all the time.....
Kyoki said:................................................
I'm not a guy at all..... I was implying that guys are always horny. And since I'm not a guy, I wouldn't need that form of satisfaction.
Evil peoples. Why must you betray me Ex??
<Jess> Get ready to f-f-f-fling yourself, fling into spa--
* Jess (KissTheArt@6f9c52d9.fm.5eb2c41d.net.hmsk) Quit (Client Quit)
Moonman said:MoonMan: I swear, if this is some porn
MoonMan: I'm going to be extremely angry after I'm done being extremely happy.
* Stovaa guitars
* Gallant bass's.
* FiveMarks drums
* `5tar[GMing] records, produces and sells. Then runs away with the money.
LBD hands Kyoki a pantless Loli
<Kyoki> ..................................
<LBD> Don't ask where I got her...
* Fivemarks steals it
* Kyoki is being plotted against again
<Yorok[lappy]> You're making a race?
<Jessica> Kyoki spent Wes' money on a vacation house in Singapore, where young girls speak in lisps and wear no pants.
<Soresu> LOL
<Kyoki> ......................
<Doshii_Jun> Whoa, really?
<Doshii_Jun> Damn, Kyoki, if I give you money, will you spend it on convincing my wife that public sex is a healthy thing?
<Soresu> QQ'ed
<Kyoki>
<Kyoki> >_>;;;
* LBD laughs untill he pisses himself
<Fivemarks> Don't you mean any sex at all Doshii? I know married men have that problem
* Kyoki goes into the corner and covers herself with a cardboard box
<Doshii_Jun> Fivemarks.
<Doshii_Jun> Do you know what my sex life is like?
* LBD kicks box
<LBD> Snake is that you?
<Soresu> Oh damn
<Fivemarks> No. I was joking.
<LBD> SNAKE!!!!
<Soresu> HERE IT COMES
<Jessica> No, Doshii's wife puts out. A lot.
<Fivemarks> ...
* Kyoki notes the inside is reinforced with Zes
<Doshii_Jun> Good. Keep it that way.
<Soresu> Down by the fire.
<Fivemarks> Best Wife Ever.
<Jessica> Kyoki told me.
<Doshii_Jun> LULZ.
<Kyoki> what? >_>
<Soresu> Lawl
<Kyoki> huh?
<Doshii_Jun> Jessica wins.
<Kyoki>
<Kyoki> Dx
<LBD> QQd
<Doshii_Jun> Nice one Jess.
<Soresu> Kyoki = Sex Fiend?
<Kyoki> Jess hates me... T_T
OsakanOne said:Moonman said:MoonMan: I swear, if this is some porn
MoonMan: I'm going to be extremely angry after I'm done being extremely happy.
<Fian> So...
<Fian> I was watching Mai Otome with my GF
<Fian> And then I commented that the men are so bloody helpless in it.
<Fian> And then i suggested that they should use Jizzbombs instead of guns.
<MoonMan> You have a woman now?
<MoonMan> I thought we had something special? D:>
<FiveMarks> lawls nanomachines
<FiveMarks> lawls homosexual soap opera
<Fian> In hindsight, while it was effective based on the setting, it was an inappopriate comment at that time.
<Fian> Moon
<Jessica> ... Yeah, I imagine.
<Fian> You will always have a piece of my lemon flavoured lolipop
<Jessica> Though I never actually thought of doing that. That would have been quite brilliant, actually.
<FiveMarks> Mai Otome is the only setting where Rape is the answer
<Kampfer> Lin.
<Kampfer> Get out of my mind.
<Lin[Aoiko]> Nope!
<Kampfer> Now.
<Kampfer> I let my bunny lick my nose last night.
<Lin[Aoiko]> Eeeeeee!
<Lin[Aoiko]> Bunnylicks!
<Kampfer> And it's all because of your influe-IKNOWRITE?
<Lin[Aoiko]> RITE!
<Kampfer> SEE?! THAT!
<Kampfer> GET OUT OF MY MIND.
<Christopher> ...
<Christopher> Lin, I request the right to QQ anything else that Kampfer says about his rabbit tonight.
<Lin[Aoiko]> Hi Doshii!
<Doshii_Jun> Bunnylicks!
<Kampfer> SHUT UP.
* Doshii_Jun just laughs.
<Christopher> =3
<Christopher> I are teh ebils.
<Soresu> With their fluffy bunny tails, and twitchy noses.
<Soresu> Twitch twitch.
<Doshii_Jun> They're. So. KYUUUUUUUUTE!
<Kampfer> BASTARDS.
<Soresu> HIPPTY HOP, THE BUNNY'S EARS GO FLOP, TWITCHY TWITCHY THE NOSE GOES TWITCHY, AND THE KAMPY GOES WACKY.
<Doshii_Jun> OK, I must make a shameless plea. Anyone here able to help me with a knife?
<Kampfer> I AM.
<Kampfer> THESE PEOPLE AREN'T.
<Doshii_Jun> Kampfer, that's what makes you the fine, bunnylicked soul you are.
<Kampfer> ...
<Soresu> LOL
<Kampfer> Forget it, I'm not helping you.
<Fivemarks> Doshii is really a softy inside
<Christopher> ...
* Christopher prepares another QQ.
<Fivemarks> We're all softies inside
<Soresu> Mr. Christopher, INITIATE QQ.
<Christopher> more so for fluffy little minibunnies.
* Christopher is now known as Mr_Christopher
<Mr_Christopher> Yes sir!
* Mr_Christopher ingages the QQ drive.
<Soresu> Kampfer: "D'awwwww, so fluffy and cute."
<Soresu> I swear, we love you Kampy.
<Kampfer> I HATE ALL OF YOU!
<Fivemarks> Kampfer is so tsundere
<Kampfer> WHAT.
<Kampfer> DID YOU JUST CALL ME TSUNDERE?!
<Soresu> MAN THE HARPOONS.
<Fivemarks> WHITE
<Fivemarks> WHALE
<Fivemarks> HOLY
<Fivemarks> GRAIL
<Kampfer> SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER
<Fivemarks> WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE WHALE
<Fivemarks> BREAK YOUR BACKS AND CRACK YOUR OARS MEN
<Fivemarks> IF YOU WISH TO PREVAIL
<Fivemarks> THIS IVORY LEG IS WHAT PROPELS ME
<Fivemarks> HARPONNS THRUST IN THE SKY
<Soresu> AND WITH ALL THE TWITCHY AND CUDDLY MIGHT OF THE BUNNY GODS I SMITETH THEE!
<Fivemarks> AIM DIRECTLY FOR HIS CROOKED BOW
<Fivemarks> AND LOOK HIM STRAIGHT IN THE EYEEEE
<Kampfer> Le sigh. Buttercup never likes licking my fingers after I'm done showering.
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